Look. I have every right to be mad as fucking hell.

Does not mean I'm going to enter an Amy Shumer film and start blasting chicks, or suddenly exhibit violent and criminal behavior where I never have in my life.

So as you were, I come here to rant and rave and vent where I cannot in real life. So deal with it, and please stop sticking viruses and warez so conspicuously on my phone when I post something sensational.

I see through this one-way glass, cops. Relax! I'm no threat.