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Just wanna brag about my boyfriend

 
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Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Number one is his life smells so good, so fresh, so REAL. Everything he owns has a beautiful and pleasant scent. His car always smells like cherry air freshener. His car always looks brand new with not even a speck of dirt in or out. He buys expensive laundry detergent so every fabric from socks to shirts to bed spread all smell pleasant. His house is always well scented and there's always a candle going when I come over. His dog is always washed well and smells really fresh.His house doesn't have a speck of dirt in it. It's so fresh. He always wears sexy cologne and he will never admit that he wears cologne. He keeps it a mystery. His beard always smells great. He buys expensive organic soaps and always smells amazing. Even a few times I smelled his body oder and it oddly smelled sexy. I love everything about him. He has no debt. He's not rich. He has a nice body. He drinks red wine only in terms of drinks so his breath always smells good when he drinks. Anybody else have a significant other that always is clean and fresh and super organized in life?
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11/06/2015 06:43 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
hahahah quality troll. All closet homos will hate you and all the single ladies will hate you.
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11/06/2015 06:44 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
He's probably secretly gay...

:D
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11/06/2015 06:45 PM
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He's probably secretly gay...

:D
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hahaha first single lady.
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hahahah quality troll. All closet homos will hate you and all the single ladies will hate you.
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Yeah, my friends husband is like that and he is lousy in bed.
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Do his balls smell like A1 Sauce? That's the real test.
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11/06/2015 06:45 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Sounds like a rope sucker.....
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11/06/2015 06:46 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
You must be wet all the time.
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11/06/2015 06:46 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Let me guess Roger, he has no calluses on his hands and he wears loafers?
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11/06/2015 06:47 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
He's probably secretly gay...

:D
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hahaha first single lady.
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tounge
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11/06/2015 06:48 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
How is his penis action?
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Sounds like he does not need you.
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He's probably secretly gay...

:D
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BINGO!
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11/06/2015 06:49 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
He's not a chain smoker with ashes strown all over his mom's house and shytty pontiac sunfire like you jealous trolls that have Cheeto stained shirts under their bed and are constantly wearing cum drained socks to their temp jobs while you'd 60 year old mom constantly catches you watching gay porn and tells you that if she ever catches you watching again you're gone...
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11/06/2015 06:51 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
How do you keep yourself from dripping to death?
last one
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11/06/2015 06:51 PM

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He's not a chain smoker with ashes strown all over his mom's house and shytty pontiac sunfire like you jealous trolls that have Cheeto stained shirts under their bed and are constantly wearing cum drained socks to their temp jobs while you'd 60 year old mom constantly catches you watching gay porn and tells you that if she ever catches you watching again you're gone...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70743763


He's a fag, and grooming you to be his "beard".
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11/06/2015 06:52 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Does his shit smell like cherries too?
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11/06/2015 06:52 PM
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Americans being 'Backwards' thing is just a myth....
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11/06/2015 06:52 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
This is all that we need to know: Does he molest horses?
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11/06/2015 06:53 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Diet?
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11/06/2015 06:55 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
He's not a chain smoker with ashes strown all over his mom's house and shytty pontiac sunfire like you jealous trolls that have Cheeto stained shirts under their bed and are constantly wearing cum drained socks to their temp jobs while you'd 60 year old mom constantly catches you watching gay porn and tells you that if she ever catches you watching again you're gone...
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wtf, op?!?!? now YOURE the one that stinks.
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11/06/2015 06:55 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
BITCHES BE TRIPPIN!
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He's not a chain smoker with ashes strown all over his mom's house and shytty pontiac sunfire like you jealous trolls that have Cheeto stained shirts under their bed and are constantly wearing cum drained socks to their temp jobs while you'd 60 year old mom constantly catches you watching gay porn and tells you that if she ever catches you watching again you're gone...
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bitchesbetrippinblahblah5eyeroll2glassesoff
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11/06/2015 06:56 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Any man that smells better than "his women" is a fag.
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11/06/2015 06:56 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
OCD that
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11/06/2015 06:57 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
I knew a girl that told me I had no class and talked about this other guy like he was a god and then fucked me. Whats up with that?
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11/06/2015 06:57 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Cherry air freshener...doesn't sound terribly manly. damned
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11/06/2015 06:58 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Damn sounds like u whipped his ass good

laugh
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11/06/2015 06:58 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
all the traits of a psychopath, be careful, smell his spade ye
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11/06/2015 06:59 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
Number one is his life smells so good, so fresh, so REAL. Everything he owns has a beautiful and pleasant scent. His car always smells like cherry air freshener. His car always looks brand new with not even a speck of dirt in or out. He buys expensive laundry detergent so every fabric from socks to shirts to bed spread all smell pleasant. His house is always well scented and there's always a candle going when I come over. His dog is always washed well and smells really fresh.His house doesn't have a speck of dirt in it. It's so fresh. He always wears sexy cologne and he will never admit that he wears cologne. He keeps it a mystery. His beard always smells great. He buys expensive organic soaps and always smells amazing. Even a few times I smelled his body oder and it oddly smelled sexy. I love everything about him. He has no debt. He's not rich. He has a nice body. He drinks red wine only in terms of drinks so his breath always smells good when he drinks. Anybody else have a significant other that always is clean and fresh and super organized in life?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70743763


many "scents" you mention are highly toxic…

tomato
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11/06/2015 07:01 PM
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Re: Just wanna brag about my boyfriend
He is rubbing scented cherry drops just under your nose while you are sleeping





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