My wireless router is about 4 feet away from me

nah mines 2 feet away. smart meter 20 feet away. i coat my tinfoil hat in rick simpson oil and lavender oil. good to go.

my stomach hurts

could it be??????????

Mush Brain...

I have a tinfoil body suit specifically for that. And avocado discs for the eyes.

Rumor has it you can take a bath with it

That would be a nice benefit

Well, that certainly explains some things ...

I think I'm just hungry

but I believe this thing is affecting me

wtf

Waves within waves

Use a wire then.

Tinfoil hat on, bruh!

I literally live under a huge cell-tower -- believe me, it does affect you.

Haven't had a good night's sleep in years ...

Get a long ethernet cable and move that damn router as far away as possible ... and as low as possible ... and turn the transmitting power down to "low"

It's frying you, baby. You're going to be a basket case in no time.

I had an old laptop that when I laid it on my legs would make my skin tingle. That sucker wasn't shielded very well.

I'm sitting on mine, as I type this. Is that bad?...by the way OP, I thought this was a joke. If you were actually concerned about your health, I'm so sorry, and I hope you feel better!

might explain your small testicles and generally girlish demeanor

omg

so rude.

Yep... Ethernets hurt real bad but I find that WiFi is the worst for me, constant headaches and stomach pains...

What could I do? It's every where... no enD to sickNess now unless my body learns to adapt...

It will eventually kill most of us.. our bodies aren't desigNed for this kind of technology... the techno is only gonna get stronger not weaker...

mines arms length away but I will someday make all connections hardwired cat6/7 whatever they have these days.

The new linksys vibrates

yeah why do they all make little buzzy noises

I do feel warm!

Ha! Mine doesn't come with that feature.

Your chestnuts??

Move your router to the laundry room

Yes. Turn it off every night b4 u sleep.

Fuck this thread I'm out

jeez at least cuddle a bit

fuk em and chuck em eh?