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Serious Question...Does Anyone Know how to COMMUNICATE with PLANTS?

 
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I know some people have "green thumbs", and have red books suggestions plants are sentient.

Is communication possible? Can our intentions be made known to plants?
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read lol
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Ahhh...the UK checks in and offers....NOTHING.

Thanks for that
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Just love them and send them loving thoughts.

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If anybody knew, we'd be doing it.

Ufos, ok maybe.

Chemtrails, convince me.

Talking to plants, total fucking crackpotery.
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Just love them and send them loving thoughts.

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I need a little more interactive exchange. In particular, I wish to know their true nature and relationship with humans.

A lot of scientific exploration of this question has taken place, but mostly from either the spiritual/save-the-earth/tree-hugging perspective, or breaking down things to their constituent component ala western medicine.

I wish to have an exchange on a peer basis so that I may better understand and align my intentions with their true and complete nature.

It isn't a silly question, but it is a nascent one
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I think the best you can ask for is:

talking to plants - not only will they use your expressed carbon dioxide, I do believe they have some level of spiritual "awareness" (in a way) so maybe they won't "understand" the words, they can understand the intent behind them.......


play music for plants - classical music is supposedly the best
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If anybody knew, we'd be doing it.

Ufos, ok maybe.

Chemtrails, convince me.

Talking to plants, total fucking crackpotery.
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Maybe not talking, but communicating...

Last time I checked, trees don't have a mouth...at least not in the lower 48
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I think the best you can ask for is:

talking to plants - not only will they use your expressed carbon dioxide, I do believe they have some level of spiritual "awareness" (in a way) so maybe they won't "understand" the words, they can understand the intent behind them.......


play music for plants - classical music is supposedly the best
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Thank you for your input. I agree with your assessment but believe there is someone out there that has "broken through"...so I seek
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Charlie talks to his.
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Charlie talks to his.
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Dude....give Charlie some peace...he's got aids

The Kardacians are fair game tho....have at it
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here's some real input from the UK!

ALL plants are different so you first need to know what type likes what environment.

plants are living in slow motion compared to us so you must give them 10x more time for a reaction!

plants need us at times but we need plants much more!

plants communicate to each other to survive!

plants are 50x more evolved than us!!

we only are able to live because the plants allows us to!

the more energy you put into a plants growth the more you get out!

just being around plants can help us..

peace from uk
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Ahhh...the UK checks in and offers....NOTHING.

Thanks for that
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crazycrazycrazy

USA checking in. You are fucking mindless, just like plants.
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here's some real input from the UK!

ALL plants are different so you first need to know what type likes what environment.

plants are living in slow motion compared to us so you must give them 10x more time for a reaction!

plants need us at times but we need plants much more!

plants communicate to each other to survive!

plants are 50x more evolved than us!!

we only are able to live because the plants allows us to!

the more energy you put into a plants growth the more you get out!

just being around plants can help us..

peace from uk
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also plants brains are their roots and the fruit exposed is the sexual organs! peace
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Try some psychedelic plants
You are the CEO of your own wellness. You need to take back your health from the disease-care system
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Read the Secret Life of Plants by Baxter.

And watch a video by Mythbusters who tried to debunk him.

They ironically found out, what Baxter discovered is true, that plants can communicate.

2 forms of communication:

1) Using electrodes to plants get a reading.

2) To really talk to them, first google "animal communicator leopard." This method can be used with plants, but will take possibly years of discipline and training.
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here's some real input from the UK!

ALL plants are different so you first need to know what type likes what environment.

plants are living in slow motion compared to us so you must give them 10x more time for a reaction!

plants need us at times but we need plants much more!

plants communicate to each other to survive!

plants are 50x more evolved than us!!

we only are able to live because the plants allows us to!

the more energy you put into a plants growth the more you get out!

just being around plants can help us..

peace from uk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70819868


Some VERY good points, and ones I hadn't considered...THANKS.

The time scale is very relevant. I watched a documentary on Netflix on plants, and watching the root systems moving through soil looked remarkably like it was stopping and sniffing...perhaps "smelling" for nutrients it was seeking. Thus, understanding the differential of how each deals with time is a great insight.

The symbiosis between plant uptake of CO2 and human of o2 leads me to the conclusion we are as co-bonded as dogs and humans. I think there is much plants can do for humans beyond the current relationship, but I have to figure out a reciprocity to offer the plants in exchange for their increased efforts.

Another netflix doc on marijuana suggests the plant developed its psychoactive properties so that humans would attach a "value" to the weed, and thus transport its seed far and wide...which is exactly how it played out. Im also fascinated that humans have specific neural receptors for THC....what's up with that?
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Ahhh...the UK checks in and offers....NOTHING.

Thanks for that
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crazycrazycrazy

USA checking in. You are fucking mindless, just like plants.
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I don't understand how you reach this conclusion.

You remind me of the US Patent Office in 1918 which suggested there was nothing left to invent, so the office would be closed.

I truly hope your stupidity is a temporary condition. Hard to have a strong and vibrant society populated with single celled organisms able to only respond to the most basic stimuli
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here's some real input from the UK!

ALL plants are different so you first need to know what type likes what environment.

plants are living in slow motion compared to us so you must give them 10x more time for a reaction!

plants need us at times but we need plants much more!

plants communicate to each other to survive!

plants are 50x more evolved than us!!

we only are able to live because the plants allows us to!

the more energy you put into a plants growth the more you get out!

just being around plants can help us..

peace from uk
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also plants brains are their roots and the fruit exposed is the sexual organs! peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70819868


Thanks, I will try and be more respectful of the "fruit" going forward lol
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here's some real input from the UK!

ALL plants are different so you first need to know what type likes what environment.

plants are living in slow motion compared to us so you must give them 10x more time for a reaction!

plants need us at times but we need plants much more!

plants communicate to each other to survive!

plants are 50x more evolved than us!!

we only are able to live because the plants allows us to!

the more energy you put into a plants growth the more you get out!

just being around plants can help us..

peace from uk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70819868


also plants brains are their roots and the fruit exposed is the sexual organs! peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70819868


plants not only communicate among themselves, but with fungi and insects.
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Charlie talks to his.
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Dude....give Charlie some peace...he's got aids

The Kardacians are fair game tho....have at it
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Haha!! I meant Prince Charles of the UK. He's really into it. He owns land in Transylvania of all places. ' him up in this regard.
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Charlie talks to his.
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Dude....give Charlie some peace...he's got aids

The Kardacians are fair game tho....have at it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69584175


Haha!! I meant Prince Charles of the UK. He's really into it. He owns land in Transylvania of all places. ' him up in this regard.
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'= look him up
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Paul Stamets would have some discussion on these topics that you might fight interesting.

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Read the Secret Life of Plants by Baxter.

And watch a video by Mythbusters who tried to debunk him.

They ironically found out, what Baxter discovered is true, that plants can communicate.

2 forms of communication:

1) Using electrodes to plants get a reading.

2) To really talk to them, first google "animal communicator leopard." This method can be used with plants, but will take possibly years of discipline and training.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70823494


I did read SECRET LIFE OF PLANTS...amazing book and seminal in putting me on this path. There is another book SECRETS OF THE SOIL, also excellent and worth reading.

Thank you!
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Charlie talks to his.
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Dude....give Charlie some peace...he's got aids

The Kardacians are fair game tho....have at it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69584175


Haha!! I meant Prince Charles of the UK. He's really into it. He owns land in Transylvania of all places. ' him up in this regard.
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OOOHHHHH....THAT CHARLIE...

Transylvania sounds appropriate lol.

Are you in Ireland or is that a proxy? I was in the southwest last year...love the country and people!
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here's some real input from the UK!

ALL plants are different so you first need to know what type likes what environment.

plants are living in slow motion compared to us so you must give them 10x more time for a reaction!

plants need us at times but we need plants much more!

plants communicate to each other to survive!

plants are 50x more evolved than us!!

we only are able to live because the plants allows us to!

the more energy you put into a plants growth the more you get out!

just being around plants can help us..

peace from uk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70819868


Some VERY good points, and ones I hadn't considered...THANKS.

The time scale is very relevant. I watched a documentary on Netflix on plants, and watching the root systems moving through soil looked remarkably like it was stopping and sniffing...perhaps "smelling" for nutrients it was seeking. Thus, understanding the differential of how each deals with time is a great insight.

The symbiosis between plant uptake of CO2 and human of o2 leads me to the conclusion we are as co-bonded as dogs and humans. I think there is much plants can do for humans beyond the current relationship, but I have to figure out a reciprocity to offer the plants in exchange for their increased efforts.

Another netflix doc on marijuana suggests the plant developed its psychoactive properties so that humans would attach a "value" to the weed, and thus transport its seed far and wide...which is exactly how it played out. Im also fascinated that humans have specific neural receptors for THC....what's up with that?
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AHH now were talking! THC is created in mothers milk so we actually produce THC but cannabis produces much more!

cannabis was once used as food! raw cannabis does not give ANY buzz affects its when its heated at 222 degrees c befor that THC is actually THCA as well as CBD is actually CBDA the "A" means Acid when this Acid is removed the cannabis becomes a drug!
we have nearly always have known cannabis as a drug and many believe its a medicine but actually its the healthiest vegetable we can consume!!!

if we consumed it as a food we would not have the problems that we would then need to treat! peace.
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here's some real input from the UK!

ALL plants are different so you first need to know what type likes what environment.

plants are living in slow motion compared to us so you must give them 10x more time for a reaction!

plants need us at times but we need plants much more!

plants communicate to each other to survive!

plants are 50x more evolved than us!!

we only are able to live because the plants allows us to!

the more energy you put into a plants growth the more you get out!

just being around plants can help us..

peace from uk
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70819868


also plants brains are their roots and the fruit exposed is the sexual organs! peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70819868


plants not only communicate among themselves, but with fungi and insects.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5143363


Yeah, and I think with people as well. Some people are particularly sensitive to the smells and sights of plants...not to mention the fruit being a staple
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Ahhh...the UK checks in and offers....NOTHING.

Thanks for that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69584175


crazycrazycrazy

USA checking in. You are fucking mindless, just like plants.
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I don't understand how you reach this conclusion.
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You want to talk to plants with reciprocity. This would be the definition of crazy.

Might I ask, what language do you expect these plants to speak to you in?
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Paul Stamets would have some discussion on these topics that you might fight interesting.

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so i just watched that video... that is a lady, not Stamets. But she seems to be in the same field of study.
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Paul Stamets would have some discussion on these topics that you might fight interesting.

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Thank you for the links....I will definitely watch





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