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What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink

 
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What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Weed is not an option unless I want to fail a drug test and become unemployed.

I read somewhere straight Vodka, or maybe Whiskey with ice is the way to go. I don't remember which.

I drink beer maybe twice a year - usually it's cheap box wine as my poison of choice.

When I say fat, I mean I just had to buy a new pair of jeans and I'm thinking I might be starting to grow moobs.

Any advice? My metabolism isn't that fast, and I'm physically impaired due to a birth condition, so even walking for exercise is kinda torture.

And no, I will not contemplate giving up booze.
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11/20/2015 02:55 AM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Google a drink called: LOSER
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11/20/2015 02:57 AM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Maybe a Skinny Margarita?

I heard models drink champagne for that reason too, not sure if it's less calories or something.

You can also make wine spritzers, which waters down a glass of wine.
Miss-Kitty
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Guinness.
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Moonshine
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
dry white wine
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Weed is not an option unless I want to fail a drug test and become unemployed.

I read somewhere straight Vodka, or maybe Whiskey with ice is the way to go. I don't remember which.

I drink beer maybe twice a year - usually it's cheap box wine as my poison of choice.

When I say fat, I mean I just had to buy a new pair of jeans and I'm thinking I might be starting to grow moobs.

Any advice? My metabolism isn't that fast, and I'm physically impaired due to a birth condition, so even walking for exercise is kinda torture.

And no, I will not contemplate giving up booze.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55816120


Skip the meat instead. It's much more fattening.

I've drunken 1500 beers in the last year and a half.
Still BMI at 21.
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11/20/2015 03:18 AM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
All alcohol is fattening, alcohol is pure calories. But wine and rum shots are the "lightest" iirc
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11/20/2015 03:19 AM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Weed is not an option unless I want to fail a drug test and become unemployed.

I read somewhere straight Vodka, or maybe Whiskey with ice is the way to go. I don't remember which.

I drink beer maybe twice a year - usually it's cheap box wine as my poison of choice.

When I say fat, I mean I just had to buy a new pair of jeans and I'm thinking I might be starting to grow moobs.

Any advice? My metabolism isn't that fast, and I'm physically impaired due to a birth condition, so even walking for exercise is kinda torture.

And no, I will not contemplate giving up booze.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55816120


Skip the meat instead. It's much more fattening.

I've drunken 1500 beers in the last year and a half.
Still BMI at 21.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70828277


That's nothing, like 3 beers a day
Miss-Kitty
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11/20/2015 03:27 AM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Baileys
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
straight vodka really

i drink to much beer

was on a malt liqour kick for a year gained 25 pounds


went back to light beer and vodka sometimes, lost most the weight, with some exercise
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Maybe a Skinny Margarita?

I heard models drink champagne for that reason too, not sure if it's less calories or something.

You can also make wine spritzers, which waters down a glass of wine.
 Quoting: Miss-Kitty


champagne is super fattening
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11/20/2015 03:37 AM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Turn to a 100% alcohol diet

Or adf cocaine


Or if you cannot afford cocaine just get the aids
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Turn to a 100% alcohol diet

Or adf cocaine


Or if you cannot afford cocaine just get the aids
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Right... if you just drink your dinner you'll be fine.
Miss-Kitty
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Alcohol is already a sugar.

So absolutely nothing with added carbs.

That means no rum, no beer, highest proof possible as long as you don't dilute with anything other than water.

The other option you have is a no Carb diet and dark beers. The dark beers have vitamins and nutrients to balance the sugar load from the alcohol but they are higher calorie so you'll need to focus on eating fats protein and veggies.

But more than a couple drinks a day is really bad for you so with your attitude it doesn't matter anyway.
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Feel ya OP. Bad news - alcohol consumption is not compatible with weight loss, trust me, I know.

Diet sites say red wine (esp merlot for some reason) is the least fattening. However, I recently drank a bunch of merlot, and gained 14 pounds in 2 days!

I've heard of alcohol enemas, but don't need it that bad...
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Beer drinker here. I was fine until I got an office job. Since then I have gained a couple of pounds per year and gone up a couple of pants sizes. I lift weights to try to combat the moobs and beer belly.
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Wash whatever you drink down with a little cocaine.
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Spirits
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Moonshine
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this and vodka, avoid dark and colored drinks they have more toxins
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
vodka
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11/20/2015 04:10 PM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
Vodka, obstwasser
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11/20/2015 04:11 PM
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Re: What's the least fattening alcohol? Im starting to get fat, but I like to drink
I gained a stone on Baileys, rum, dark beers, and cider - so skip those.
Since quit drinking and lost the weight. It's boring but I fit into my jeans.





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