My mom is going to Georgia for about 10 days im alone now.

There Will be turmoil about me by myself with the police and family.

play with thyself

Invite some friends round and smoke some pot

You will be ok, just check in here a few times a day and Ill keep an eye out for you. Stay away from the stove and try to use microwave for cooking. Keep your doors locked! And eat plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables. And no scary movies!

Good for you. Now you can spend all your days in your jammies, eating poptarts and playing games on PS4. Hoooray!

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you are 25. they shouldnt be your guardian. unless you are a person of unsound mind.

Why do you require a legal guardian at the age of 25?

Since im by myself i Will be playing ps4 video games if the doom comes BUSTED.

It was years ago at the cour they decided my mom Will be legal guardian.

OP,

What if your mom dies while gone?

You know if you freak out the cops will take you back to the psyche ward.

Better stay online on GLP until she returns.

well then if she says its ok, it is ok.

the fact you have a guardian means your not supposed to be thinking about it yourself.

This, you'll be allright, she trusts you for a reason! Ask her to buy lots of snacks and just have fun!

your are probably NOT 25 if you white like this or need help!.\
what happen to your g=father?

You and this guy:

Thread: HEalth benefits of tobacco conspiracy is my mom my handler?

should be roomates

My God we're all in trouble if a 25 year old is afraid of being "home alone".

Keep yourself busy and maybe Mom won't be pissed when she gets home.

I swear they think they are back in the womb! My 29 yr old who still lives at home woke my wife and I up at 430 because he heard someone tapping on his window. My question to him was why didnt U investigate it instead wake me up? And why arent the dogs barking? I went in the yard at 2230 the next night and those dogs barked like crazy. Helpless puppies!!!

Schizophrenia. So sorry OP

omggg

They have phones in Georgia. You can just call her if you need advice.

Nothing will happen while she's gone. Everything will be o.k.

Checking up on you, hope you are ok!!

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OMG--who's going to warm up your Hot Pockets?!?!!!

Did she leave the basement door unlocked or are you still locked in down there?

U might as well break out thedildo and fuck your self senseless till she gets back. Thats what a good girl would do.

wtf is with all the "my mom" threads today? Someone that bored they have to talk about their mom all day?

And don't stuff any beans in your ears or up your nose.

Get a hooker, eat some Cheetos.