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getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy

 
The Old Timer

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12/01/2015 06:06 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
So I guess it's the nice car.

I have a Masters degree, I make decent money, but my car is old and ugly, I guess I have to change that.
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yup...does something to woman....I noticed that when i was 14 driving the back roads of Ohio in 1938....youth....can't beat it
Lets go Brandon!!

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Exiled Wolf EWB
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12/01/2015 06:08 PM
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OP why are you constantly referring to them as "skinny women". Is this unusual for you?

tard
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12/01/2015 06:09 PM
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It started 3 months ago. My factory shut down and I overlapped both jobs My factory finally shut down 2 weeks ago and now all I do is work at the restaurant. My factory gave me a $15k severance. Plus taking out my 401 gave me another 4k and I get 2 years of unemployment due to a college program so I am financially set for quite some time.

Usually at restaurants men that work them have no money, shyt cars raggy clothes and they themselves are usually dumb and pimply and sociallt awkward. I'm not making anything up here.....During my orientation meeting there was a skinny woman that just got done interviewing and she saw me all styled up and we chatted and we went to my car and she gave me a bj. Never saw her again because she didn't get the job. I have a rather nice car. So to see a worker wearing nice clothes and a nice car and wearing the finest cologne I was and I am a total puzzy magnet at my work. I'd never been in such a situation. Women weren't easy to come by in the last year of working at my factory I got a huge raise which enabled me to buy a lot of nice things.

I've already hit 3 college skinny women at work. I'm dating a former customer. My social life is through the roof. I've never had so much fun. I don't care if I'm just some server at a mid level restaurant. I'm having more fun than ever.
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Cue the sexual harassment lawsuits...
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12/01/2015 06:10 PM
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great lets go on a conspiracy forum and tell everyone how awesome my life is. the narcissist generation never ceases to amaze.

your end comes december 16
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12/01/2015 06:10 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
I was in the same situation OP, Now I am calmed. I took it too far and actually gained a reputation that wasnt me.

I impregnated 2 girls during that time and let me tell you then fun is only temporary. Enjoy is while you can, but it will get old trust.
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12/01/2015 06:11 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
I used to work in bars and clubs when I was younger.

Some women are basically stupid. They just hit on you because you work there. Even when I was just working in the dishes and went around picking up the dishes in the club. When I worked the wardrobe it was insane...

I guess it is because they think/know that other girls hit on you so then they also have to. Many women are just collectivists by default and do what others do. Or it is because you are not there to pick up girls but just want to do the work and go home and then you are more sport of something. It's stupid.

Last Edited by johnnyp on 12/01/2015 06:16 PM
They already have the silver key and they are reparing the gold key as we speak.
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2015 06:13 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
OP sounds like a little byotch.

"All styled up?"

Skinny, liberal hipster.
 Quoting: A Girl and Her Guns


Yeah, all styled up. Basically means he tries to look good in order to work his game.

You, on the other hand, sound like a jealous loser..
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2015 06:15 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
This is why HIV and Hep 3 spread so easily.

You fucking idiots. You will all die from some nasty shit. Glad to be rid of you. No morals or dignity or respect. To me it can't happen fast enough.

What a perverse asshole to get on a forum an boast about his cock quest! You definitely have something wrong with your self-esteem if you have to get on here and do that. I think you are just a boy.

Real men don't kiss and tell, fuckhead! Or maybe your pappy didn't pass that one along to ya. Oh wait.... do you even know your father? My guess is that you probably don't or he was some sort of abusive prick that beat your self-esteem down into the dirt.

Good luck with your disease there, buddy.
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12/01/2015 06:15 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
True..a nice looking car is still a symbol of a good financial background..well it helps allot plus looks off course.
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12/01/2015 06:15 PM
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wtf kind of bullshit is this? looooool
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it's GLP

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12/01/2015 06:16 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
great lets go on a conspiracy forum and tell everyone how awesome my life is. the narcissist generation never ceases to amaze.

your end comes december 16
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16 December huh? Ain't shit gonna happen 16 December you cynical fuck.

You are controlled by fear, what a sad life you must lead.
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12/01/2015 06:16 PM
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Shit is so $ u bonedick
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12/01/2015 06:16 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
Our country is doomed. I am ashamed of all of you. And yes. I am 60 years old!
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He shoots...he scores!!!
Fear God and Dread Nought.
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
I say, good for you! Have some fucking fun jeez...
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12/01/2015 06:18 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
I WONDER IF DUDES THAT BARTEND GET ACTION? ANYONE KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE?
 Quoting: AuraBundles310


Too Easy! I bartended just parttime in Panama City Beach and had my choice of girls everyday.

Its the law of averages, you put yourself in front of several thousand drunk horney women and if only 1/2 of 1 percent want to bang your brains out thats still a lot.

I was lucky I never got an std cause I used a rubber, but I tell you, Crabs dont know what a rubber is for, youd need a fullbody condom to keep them off you!
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12/01/2015 06:18 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
This sounds like that shit is so cash guy
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12/01/2015 06:21 PM
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have fun in hell you disgusting whoremongers.
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12/01/2015 06:30 PM
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badass

"wearing the finest cologne I was and I am a total puzzy"

~ OP
wmMmw
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12/01/2015 06:33 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
OP why are you constantly referring to them as "skinny women". Is this unusual for you?

tard
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lol
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12/01/2015 06:38 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
It started 3 months ago. My factory shut down and I overlapped both jobs My factory finally shut down 2 weeks ago and now all I do is work at the restaurant. My factory gave me a $15k severance. Plus taking out my 401 gave me another 4k and I get 2 years of unemployment due to a college program so I am financially set for quite some time.

Usually at restaurants men that work them have no money, shyt cars raggy clothes and they themselves are usually dumb and pimply and sociallt awkward. I'm not making anything up here.....During my orientation meeting there was a skinny woman that just got done interviewing and she saw me all styled up and we chatted and we went to my car and she gave me a bj. Never saw her again because she didn't get the job. I have a rather nice car. So to see a worker wearing nice clothes and a nice car and wearing the finest cologne I was and I am a total puzzy magnet at my work. I'd never been in such a situation. Women weren't easy to come by in the last year of working at my factory I got a huge raise which enabled me to buy a lot of nice things.

I've already hit 3 college skinny women at work. I'm dating a former customer. My social life is through the roof. I've never had so much fun. I don't care if I'm just some server at a mid level restaurant. I'm having more fun than ever.
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Carnal pleasures are the playground for the devil,enjoy the fun for it has a price.
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
So I guess it's the nice car.

I have a Masters degree, I make decent money, but my car is old and ugly, I guess I have to change that.
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Face too , some botox ?? tounge
Idgy

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12/01/2015 06:39 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
C'mon OP.

It's all in how you say " would you like to supersize that".
tell it like it is
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12/01/2015 06:39 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
OP is probably telling the truth.

He just left out the part
about how many times
all those college sluts
slop themselves through
the dishroom and
on to Juan's and/or Paco's
illegal alien
busboy dishwashing
cocks.
Anonymous Coward
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12/01/2015 06:47 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
I WONDER IF DUDES THAT BARTEND GET ACTION? ANYONE KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE?
 Quoting: AuraBundles310


In the bar scene, its the doorman that get the most.

Why - they're usually huge and jacked of course. They control who gets in and they're off work first usually.
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12/01/2015 06:47 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
This is so true. Don't ever date a girl that works in the restaurant industry.

I bartend as a side job at a high end catering company that has over 300 employees. I've run through so many that work there and many more that are guests at the events. There is so much cheating on husbands/boyfriends that goes on, it reminds me to never get married.
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12/01/2015 06:51 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
True..a nice looking car is still a symbol of a good financial background..well it helps allot plus looks off course.
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And you can offer a girl a ride.







Maybe you'll even take them home after.
Just Another Red Lister

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12/01/2015 06:51 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
Good for you .. But why do you feel the need to tell us here? .. I'm not a psych dr .. But There may still be something missing in your life .. I hope you find it.

hf
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12/01/2015 06:53 PM

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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
Wait, a blow job from a stranger because you have "a rather nice car" ??

If that we true, every man would be buried in car payments.


I'm calling total bullshit all the way
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12/01/2015 06:58 PM
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Re: getting a restaurant job boosted my sex life with tons of exotic puzzy
Im curious as to what a nice car is, thats a vague statement but i agree certain vehicles attract certain crowds.

Im guessing maybe an audi? Not quite as prick as a bmw.





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