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Cats VS Cucumbers

 
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Cats VS Cucumbers
Cats are weird.

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ingrained in all cats are the images of their planetary enemies.


I don't know what they are called because I can't speak cat, but they look a lot like a cucumber.
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Cucumbers are weird
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Snake-like objects and cats don't mix well.
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Always thought pussies loved cucumbers 5a
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Cats don't like cucumbers because they (cukes) are wholesome and good.
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Always thought pussies loved cucumbers 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36492056


What is the difference between being hungry and horny?

Which Hole She Puts The Cuccumber in!
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Cats are weird.


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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ingrained in all cats are the images of their planetary enemies.


I don't know what they are called because I can't speak cat, but they look a lot like a cucumber.
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Yeah it's like they think it's a snake or something... ROFLROFLROFL SO HILARIOUS THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lol

Never thought of this but it makes sense. Definitely looks similar to a snake. I will have to test this out when I pick up some more salad fixings.
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Always thought pussies loved cucumbers 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36492056


What is the difference between being hungry and horny?

Which Hole She Puts The Cuccumber in!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69797353


rockontoungehf
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5a
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Cats are weird.


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wow that made my night,

Going to buy some cukes now
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Cats are weird.


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12/01/2015 11:12 PM
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How come I put a cucumber next to my cat she freaks out but if I put a real snake she kills and eats it?
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ingrained in all cats are the images of their planetary enemies.


I don't know what they are called because I can't speak cat, but they look a lot like a cucumber.
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It's an extinct cat-eating photosynthetic slug.

The only examples that survive are off-world, terrifying the cat-like inhabitants of Phobos.

Last Edited by WeaponX2 on 12/01/2015 11:17 PM
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12/01/2015 11:19 PM
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It's an extinct cat-eating photosynthetic slug.

The only examples that survive are off-world, terrifying the cat-like inhabitants of Phobos.
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ROFL, this post really cracked me up!!!
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It's an extinct cat-eating photosynthetic slug.

The only examples that survive are off-world, terrifying the cat-like inhabitants of Phobos.
 Quoting: WeaponX2




ROFL, this post really cracked me up!!!
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cheers


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Cats are weird.


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ingrained in all cats are the images of their planetary enemies.


I don't know what they are called because I can't speak cat, but they look a lot like a cucumber.
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It's an extinct cat-eating photosynthetic slug.

The only examples that survive are off-world, terrifying the cat-like inhabitants of Phobos.
 Quoting: WeaponX2


applause2

Now I know. :-)
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Well hell if I knew it would have been pinned I would have posted weeks ago. Kick myself in Tha face for that one. 5 stars to you buddy
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Re: Cats VS Cucumbers
Always thought pussies loved cucumbers 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36492056


What is the difference between being hungry and horny?

Which Hole She Puts The Cuccumber in!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69797353


lmao
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The cats trip out because cucumbers are GMO
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anybody who has a cat and sees this video is going to try it
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anybody who has a cat and sees this video is going to try it
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LOL
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My cats are inside/outside cats. Ive tried so many things like this with them.
They dont give a flying fuck.
I have the most boring cats ever.
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Re: Cats VS Cucumbers
Cucumbers are weird
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cats are weird because they think cucumbers are weird
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PS supposedly the science is their cat brians think its a snake
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hahahahaha
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Always thought pussies loved cucumbers 5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36492056


What is the difference between being hungry and horny?

Which Hole She Puts The Cuccumber in!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69797353


:after_boom:





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