What do girls do with all that toilet paper ?

The reason we have danced around answering the question is because the answer is not pretty. But, if you men absolutely must know, then I'll go ahead and give you all the gory details.

1.) When we urinate it does not come out in a nice straight stream -- we cannot write our names in the snow, OK? It comes out in a multi-directional spray, which makes wiping after urinating necessary for us -- we can't just shake it a couple of times and tuck it back in our pants, alright?

2.) Not only do we make more of a mess when we pee, but we also pee more frequently, because our bladders are smaller. Plus, peeing is a great social event for us -- even if we don't really have to go, we will go anyway and at least try, because we don't want to look like a snob because we declined an invitation to go the bathroom with all our friends.

3.) Some women hover when they urinate and some sit (those who hover make life a living hell for those who sit). The "hoverers" pee all over the toilet seat and do not clean up their mess afterwards. The "sitter" must clean it up if she wants to be able to sit, then the "sitter" will cover the seat with toilet paper prior to sitting (if toilet seat covers are not available, and they are rarely available). Why would a woman insist on being a "sitter" rather than a "hoverer"? Knee or back injury, arthritis, or it's that time of the month. Who are the "hoverers"? Young, healthy women who don't give a crap about anyone else (but "karma" will catch up to them one day when they are elderly or infirm and are expected to sit in someone else's piss the way they once expected others to sit in theirs). [I have a bad knee (sports injury), BTW, which forces me to be a "sitter", hence my rant.]

4.) When it's that time of the month, we have a real mess to deal with, and if we don't clean up properly we will smell. (And, yes, those of us who are a little on the shy side do wrap our used feminine napkins in toilet paper before throwing them in the trash, because the pink plastic wrap that's often provided is too transparent and doesn't always completely cover the used napkin.)

5.) That time of the month also often comes with a terrible case of the runs (what do you think causes the cramps?). This makes a big mess an even bigger all-around mess.

6.) We have vaginal discharge 24/7. If we are healthy, it is clear. If we are unhealthy, it's either white or yellow and has the consistency of cottage cheese. Either way, it's a tad bit messy.

7.) We do not use our fingers to pick our noses once we have reached a certain age. We use Kleenex or toilet paper.

8.) Sometimes we will use toilet paper or Kleenex to blot the oil off our faces before powdering our noses (otherwise the powder in our compacts will cake up and get hard).

There it is in all it's gory detail. I suppose I've just killed the "Feminine Mystique"... but you asked.

"When it's that time of the month, we have a real mess to deal with, and if we don't clean up properly we will smell."

For gods sake!! Take a shower instead of "wipping it away", Ugh,
Just a friendly female advice..

"When it's that time of the month, we have a real mess to deal with, and if we don't clean up properly we will smell."

For gods sake!! Take a shower instead of "wipping it away", Ugh,
Just a friendly female advice..


True. Using toilet paper to clean up most of the mess is only the first step.

(BTW, I do not live in America so I have a bidet, therefore during that time of the month I do not have to take 6 showers a day like you do. And, when I'm away from home and not able to use my bidet, I have found that using baby wipes is the next best thing.)

Stop worrying how much toilet paper your daughters and children use to wipe their ass. I use atleast 1 roll per day and sometimes 2 rolls if necessary. Most people are too lazy to understand how dirty your ass becomes if improper wiping becomes a habit.

I am a recent widowed male raising daughter of 12-years old.

Through out my single years it has always amazed me when grocery shopping the amount of toilet paper girls use. Wifey alwaqys did the shopping so I gave it no more thought.

Now daughter growing/puberty and am amazed at the amount of TP going through my house

In all my years of bachelorship I have never stopped up a toilet like is what is happening now. Owner of a 3-2-2, ok but it is always getting stopped up and have to "plunge" the damn thing Both of them. I have no idea what is causing the problem but why the hell is all plumbing malfunctions happen with women ?

Anybody else noticed this ?

Stop worrying how much toilet paper your daughters and children use to wipe their ass. I use atleast 1 roll per day and sometimes 2 rolls if necessary. Most people are too lazy to understand how dirty your ass becomes if improper wiping becomes a habit.

I found out one day by infiltrating one of thier bathrooms in a bar, with some drunk chick who dragged me in there. What they do is they fold up a bunch of TP into this strange origami type fortune telling deal and write Yes, No, Maybe, Not tonight, that sort of thing on certain parts of it, then they hold in some ritualistic way and it has like four hinges and they ask it questions and then they manipulate this paper thing and it gives them answers like a magic 8 ball would. If they don't like the answers, they just pitch the offending paper fortune telling device in the bowl and make another one. I could be killed for releasing this information. All females know how to make this device, ask any one of them.

You don't wipe every time you pee.

They do.

I'm not sure how many times I'll have to mention this before most of you allow this wonderful invention to sink into your daily hygeine routine. Theres no better way to clean your ass than to use a TCD. "Tushy Clean Device" search google for the poop report. If not, then you'll be purchasing toilet paper for the rest of your life.