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7th Son User ID: 150418 United States 10/15/2006 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you! Can we just fucking get this over with??? I would like to video tape this. Did you know you have a headlight out? sing- Bad Boys, Bad Boys whatcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when they come for you? In God we Trust, In Government WE DON'T! |
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itdincor User ID: 59628 United States 10/15/2006 05:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Do you know were i can purchase some rolling papers" So, about ten years ago, Hippy John and the late, departed Humpy were moving some Cannabis plants. They were so drunk that they just put the plants in the back of John's pickup truck, not even a paper bag over them, and down the road they go. So, they get pulled over by the Police Chief, John freaks, and Humpy leans out the window and says to the Chief: "got any papers?" I'm told the Chief laughed so hard that he dropped his ticket book. Another is the following. I once got busted for public intoxication in Portland Oregon. So, I say "Fuck you, ya fuckin' pigs". They beat the crap out of me and left me on the sidewalk. No ticket, though. I've never spoken to a policeman like that since. Ever since, it's been "Yes Officer", "No Officer", and "I'd like to speak to my attorney, Officer". BTW: don't ever say anything else, and admit to nothing. It really helps to be polite. Take my word for it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 137330 United States 10/15/2006 05:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | a buddy of mine was in the DT one night and kept calling an unfortunate cop on duty 'barney fife' all night long op is correct. i do believe it's one of the things not to call a cop. i once made the mistake of bringing up their donut-eating habits. another bad move so in the spirit of this thread, can i offer an 11th thing?: will that be boston cream or glazed, officer? |
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CROW User ID: 154562 Australia 10/15/2006 06:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ..are you the driver of this vehicle? Well, its an automatic, but you still have to be here" "officer, Id like to report someone has stolen my steering wheel" Sir, you are currently trying to start your car in the back seat" "What are you doing parked on the side of the road?" "Im screwing my girlfriend, officer" "can I have a go?" "Sure, but Ive never screwed a cop before" "Sir, are you aware that this is a 60 km per hour zone?" "yes officer, but I wasnt planning on being out that long" Regards...CROW |
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