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Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??

 
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12/04/2015 07:43 AM
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Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Every time I put a tooth under my pillow there was money in its place in the morning.

Every damn time!


Every time I made a Christmas list the fat man came through.

Every damn time!


Every time I prayed to Jesus...nothing! Nada! Zilch! No soup for you!

Every damn time!


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12/04/2015 07:50 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Good thought. Does the Christian Church have a customer complaints dept? Maybe we could sue!
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12/04/2015 08:26 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Good thought. Does the Christian Church have a customer complaints dept? Maybe we could sue!
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12/04/2015 08:31 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
You seem like a materialistic guy that takes life for granted. Maybe thats why your prayers are not answered.
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12/04/2015 08:35 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
You seem like a materialistic guy that takes life for granted. Maybe thats why your prayers are not answered.
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You seem like a materialistic guy that takes life for granted. Maybe thats why your prayers are not answered.
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^^ This

Not to mention the fool doest know the easterbunny and santa are really his parents.
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12/04/2015 08:41 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
You seem like a materialistic guy that takes life for granted. Maybe thats why your prayers are not answered.
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You seem like a materialistic guy that takes life for granted. Maybe thats why your prayers are not answered.
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^^ This

Not to mention the fool doest know the easterbunny and santa are really his parents.
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12/04/2015 08:52 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Consider this.....

In Israel...they will not pull you over for a Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus bumper sticker.

You don't want to drive around with a Jesus bumper sticker.

Maybe you don't understand it.... but the Jews do.

And they still despise him.

They know what they did.

They have children TV shows in Israel, where the sponsor of the show nails a teddy-bear to a wooden cross.

While the sponsor says....why did you come to bother us?
We were fine...we did not need you to come. We were doing fine before.

I saw the U-tube VID myself. I could hardly believe what i was seeing.
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12/04/2015 09:08 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Consider this.....

In Israel...they will not pull you over for a Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus bumper sticker.

You don't want to drive around with a Jesus bumper sticker.

Maybe you don't understand it.... but the Jews do.

And they still despise him.

They know what they did.

They have children TV shows in Israel, where the sponsor of the show nails a teddy-bear to a wooden cross.

While the sponsor says....why did you come to bother us?
We were fine...we did not need you to come. We were doing fine before.

I saw the U-tube VID myself. I could hardly believe what i was seeing.
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I don't think they despise him at all, I they despise Christians perverting their holy scriptures.
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12/04/2015 09:09 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Perhaps because he didn't tell you to pray to him, OP, but to God.
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12/04/2015 09:21 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Consider this.....

In Israel...they will not pull you over for a Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus bumper sticker.

You don't want to drive around with a Jesus bumper sticker.

Maybe you don't understand it.... but the Jews do.

And they still despise him.

They know what they did.

They have children TV shows in Israel, where the sponsor of the show nails a teddy-bear to a wooden cross.

While the sponsor says....why did you come to bother us?
We were fine...we did not need you to come. We were doing fine before.

I saw the U-tube VID myself. I could hardly believe what i was seeing.
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I don't think they despise him at all, I they despise Christians perverting their holy scriptures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70962819


Maybe despise, is to hard of a word. So what word do we need to use, while they nail the teddy bear to the wooden
cross?
Monotheism

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12/04/2015 09:24 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
Consider this.....

In Israel...they will not pull you over for a Tooth Fairy or Santa Claus bumper sticker.

You don't want to drive around with a Jesus bumper sticker.

Maybe you don't understand it.... but the Jews do.

And they still despise him.

They know what they did.

They have children TV shows in Israel, where the sponsor of the show nails a teddy-bear to a wooden cross.

While the sponsor says....why did you come to bother us?
We were fine...we did not need you to come. We were doing fine before.

I saw the U-tube VID myself. I could hardly believe what i was seeing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21021717


I don't think they despise him at all, I they despise Christians perverting their holy scriptures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70962819


Maybe despise, is to hard of a word. So what word do we need to use, while they nail the teddy bear to the wooden
cross?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21021717


I don't know, pick one. They, the Romans?
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12/04/2015 11:31 AM
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Re: Why Should I believe in Jesus when the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus actually deliver??
So, what you are saying is....you agree with 'mohammed'.

Obama who said "the future does not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam" - welcomes you.





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