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Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date

 
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12/05/2015 07:34 AM
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Ah hahaha its hilarious reading you clowns trying to figure out women. Either you do or you don't, there is no book to help you. The only place that homie in the OPs video is going to find a date is at a Special Olympics meeting, sadly. He looks small, insecure, and more of a biatch then half the women he asked out.

Now then, school is in session. Here is the honest truth:

All my life I had lots and lots of women, I wasn't a player or a jiggalo, I'd have a girl and she'd either break it off or I would then I'd get to work replacing her asap. My friends would ask me how I managed this because they spent years at a time single, I am a tall handsome guy but they all thought I must have a giant wiener. While above average, sadly I don't have a giant wiener but I managed to have sex with enough women my friends all thought otherwise.

I got involved with a lot of good looking white women, because I am white as well, and I realized that 9 out of 10 of them or more are a mess. Most of them these days do heavy cocaine, diet pills, and or heroin to stay slim, plus the antidepressants, and a host of other drugs because they feel insecure and "fat", I got sick of all after about the thirty-fifth try and I decided to try something different because after seeing all these girls doing all these drugs it got me started on it too because I was curious. When I cleaned up I couldn't put myself at risk again so I met a wonderful young lady from Germany and while her time in the USA was not long, she introduced me to her friends and fellow foreign workers here, and I ended up meeting my future wife.

While this can be risky, as some foreign ladies would marry anyone for a green card, my wife has been with me through thick and thin for over 6 years now after she's had her green card so you can find good ones but just be prepared to spend a lot because green cards aren't cheap! I really hate that the govt tries to tell us who we can marry and who we can't, plus why do we have to spend so much money just because of who we love? Its a scam but at least we don't have to worry about it any more and just got it done.

But white women are such a mess right now that I strongly recommend any guy at least checks into the foreign chick route. There are beautiful blonde Russians, Asians, Germans, anything you want. A guy I know recently married a Turkish woman and she's really cute, I was surprised.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70903186


giant weiners hurt, we dont want that.
dude...if you can make us feel good with it, thats plenty.
we dont need a giant damn horse dick.damn.
dont you know how much that freaking HURTS???
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12/05/2015 07:35 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
I don't know why but he reminds me of Lee Harvey Oswald.

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12/05/2015 07:44 AM
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Jake:

* Dump the polo shirt.

* Do the exact opposite with you hair.

* Never ever talk with you hands.

* Hit the gym...HARD.
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He needs to stop saying "you know"
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12/05/2015 07:56 AM
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I work with the mentally challenged and even they have girlfriends/boyfriends. This guy needs to start hanging around his own crowd of special ed people, then he will find a girl just like him. The PUA stuff does have some effect, especially "negging". Women rule the game up to about 35, then they start to fall apart. After they have screwed a couple hundred guys, they will now look for the nice guy with a retirement or assets. Here around Detroit, the hottest thing you can have now isnt a Corvette or Harley, its a fxcking retirement check.
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12/05/2015 08:01 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
The ladies obviously don't want to take a dip into that gene pool.
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hesright
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Being cross eyed with arms flailing doesnt help.
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I don't know why but he reminds me of Lee Harvey Oswald.

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boom33
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12/05/2015 08:18 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
Dude quit talking through your nose. Annunciation is important! It's ABOUT not a boot.
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12/05/2015 08:25 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
Could you imagine that freak walking up to you randomly and screaming 'wanna go for coffee!?' out of nowhere?

After watching a bit of that video, I sure could.

LOL, rock on little man. Rock on.
Don't be superstitious. It's unlucky.
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12/05/2015 08:28 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
The ladies obviously don't want to take a dip into that gene pool.
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that is EXACTLY right@!
we choose whose genes we carry, to allow to live.
hes a loser.
sorry, he may be nice and caring but damn i dont want wall eyed kids.

so sorry.
keep hunting, there ARE girls out there who will be your babies momma.

ugh not me.
i care about my body and future kids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70962593


People are more than the "gene pool"-- only lower level animals without morals worship the "gene pool."

Why is everyone here so nasty? Don't you think its possible that this man could see these nasty "ugh" comments? He seems like a perfectly nice young man to me.

My husband just LOST his eyesight in one eye and the moronic doctor deformed his eye in the process-- and I love my husband now more than ever because of his sense of humor, his fun loving nature, his kindness, his loyalty and his faith.

I think this young man is wise to stop trying so hard. Having sex with slutty superficial idiots is a very shallow life.

He will meet somebody special-- just for him--- as soon as he stops trying to pick up women for superficial sex.. God does not want us to be "friends with benefits"-- he wants us to have a HOLY union with a partner-- which is the proper vessel for the creation of a new soul.

Anything else is unclean and invites demons in.
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12/05/2015 08:38 AM
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He just need to date a woman similar to him or even uglier. No regular woman in her right mind will date him. He needs to wake up. rockon
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12/05/2015 08:40 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
He's not fishing in his own pond.

He's looking for an 'attractive" girl, and he's just not getting it. He needs to start asking out girls that he finds unattractive and then I bet he would start getting dates.

Anyone with half a brain can figure this out in the first 5 seconds.
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12/05/2015 08:42 AM
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Before I got married I had numbers every day. In one night out with my buddies I got 14 numbers on a challenge and really didn't even try.

Getting poon tang isn't a right. It's a privilege. Some of you simply need to quit dwelling on getting pussy or having a Girlfriend. Man up. Focus on a hobby or something. Quit being a slave to the fuckin snatch.
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12/05/2015 09:33 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
I cringed through watching that entire video.

Maybe he should watch some old movies that had 'men' in them (for inspiration).



I remember sitting at a bar one night looking at my last drink when another was placed in front of me.

I told the bartender "I didn't order that".

He said "the lady over there did".

I was just sitting there and got picked up on.

Don't be so desperate. And quit waving your hands and picking at your face, lol.
Yeah I did it, and it can't be undone.
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12/05/2015 10:11 AM
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My sister is pretty and she married the most ugly man she ever dated

And the guy is poor with no education

Watch out...you are becoming stupid no feelings animals

Most of you deserve obama and eternal death unless you convert in the name of the messiah of the bible.


Call me an extremist, the agenda fits you well
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12/05/2015 10:36 AM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
PUA does not work.

This is another example.
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12/05/2015 10:47 AM
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Damn poor dude : (

I'm an old balding fat dude w/ a hairy back and some days my dick hurts from pounding all night .. : /
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12/17/2015 07:57 PM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date

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He looks like Crash Bandicoot
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12/17/2015 08:17 PM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
lol he does
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12/17/2015 08:32 PM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
I figure that Pussy Power is approximately 400 times stronger than penis power. In other words, the average homely girl has 400 - 500 times the sex appeal of a dude.


But this doesn't explain why our guy in the post would be rejected THOUSANDS of times.

That doesn't add up.
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12/17/2015 08:39 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70942350


1bitch1

The average woman could kick his ass, why would they want to date him?

He must of been born with some sort of genetic disorder because clearly he doesn't have a sufficient amount of testosterone.
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12/17/2015 08:46 PM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
I figure that Pussy Power is approximately 400 times stronger than penis power. In other words, the average homely girl has 400 - 500 times the sex appeal of a dude.


But this doesn't explain why our guy in the post would be rejected THOUSANDS of times.

That doesn't add up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70250214


Exactly!
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12/17/2015 09:17 PM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
He looks like a Charlie McCarthy doll. Ugh... :::shiver:::

- Looks like he's 40 but trying to pass as 20 with that hairstyle.
- Overly sunburnt forehead/wrinkles
- Needs to tone down the hand speech
- Voice is screechy and wheedly/whiny
- Wonky Eyes
- Lispy/Spits when he speaks
- Pigeon-chested
- Nervous-acting, twitchy

Now, pick two or even three of those and all the rest being normal/average, most any woman would at least go our on one date with him.

But all together? No. Oh, Hell no!
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12/17/2015 09:20 PM
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What you are witnessing is someone being excluded from the gene pool.

Sad but true.

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12/17/2015 09:21 PM
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You just ain't meant to breed boy, embrace it and be happy.
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12/17/2015 09:35 PM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
I don't know why but he reminds me of Lee Harvey Oswald.

:crosseyed:
 Quoting: superflyscot


He's a foot short for his age and he's cross eyed.
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
I don't know why but he reminds me of Lee Harvey Oswald.

:crosseyed:
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Oh wow that brought up a few childhood memories
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12/29/2015 12:03 PM
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
I've seen guys look worse than him with girlfriends
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Re: Man asks out thousands of women and doesnt get a single date
Being cross eyed with arms flailing doesnt help.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69375046


cruise





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