Help! I just accidentally fed my cat a pound of laxitives!!

RIP kitty

y u do dis?

it could shit so hard a new universe will be born

QUICK!

Get to the top of your roof with the cat and drop it!

It will shit itself and you'll be a hero.

To the vet know.

I did not know that laxitives came by the pound. You must have huge issues hey op!

Relax, this too shall pass.

he could probably pass a bowling ball

put it outside for jesus sakes

so that's why i just saw a jet propelled cat

Do the correct thing now and put cats butt to your mouth full of water and blow really hard.


Last Edited by JimBomB on 12/21/2015 02:22 PM

Mine broke into his treat stash of 5 bags.

I came home to a kichen flooded with kitty treats.

i hope the cat throws up hair/laxative balls all over your house

Since this is a cat thread I'll ask this here. There's a neighborhood cat that just invites himself into my house and explores all over, which is ok because he has caught mice so he's earning his keep. My son got a laser pointer to play with him but the cat isn't interested. I've never seen a cat that didn't chase the red dot of a laser pointer, so is the cat retarded or just really smart?

Last Edited by BRIEF on 12/21/2015 02:33 PM

GET OUT OF THERE NOW! IT WANTS TO KILL YOU!

Let him try, I'll toss his ass in the fireplace and lock the doors.

....and so its begins

he SEEMS very smart, although he did pick YOU, a notorious cat hater, and owner of the famous cat carrier, to make friends with, so i dont know..

ha!

Accident my ass. You did it to see what would happen you sicko.