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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68610324 United States 12/21/2015 05:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We'll add your fleeting feelings to the millions of "He's Coming Back Soon" criers that have trumpeted falsely for the past 2,000 years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Thanks for your submission. It is duly noted. Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68610324 United States 12/21/2015 05:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 Clearly, reading comprehension isn't a strength of yours. I was explicitly telling you how I feel. What I was comprehending, was that you're a smart-ass... You didn't state your feeling, just a smartass remark. thanks though. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70110098 United States 12/21/2015 05:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 Clearly, reading comprehension isn't a strength of yours. I was explicitly telling you how I feel. What I was comprehending, was that you're a smart-ass... You didn't state your feeling, just a smartass remark. thanks though. That's not very Christian of you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33773609 Australia 12/21/2015 05:36 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We'll add your fleeting feelings to the millions of "He's Coming Back Soon" criers that have trumpeted falsely for the past 2,000 years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Thanks for your submission. It is duly noted. Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. People were prophesying back in the early 70s that he was just about to come back. They too had feelings...and wrote books on it...raked in millions from other gullible sheep hearing only what they wanted to hear. I was a child then..dragged to rapture tard church...pentecostal dickheads....ways with their feelings on center stage. Words this and prophecy that....jesus is about to come...be a good boy or be left behind to burn. Fear fear fear...tterror...and smug arrogant hate for all those who didnt belive or dared to question the party line. 4 decades later this same shit is still going on. After epic fails like books titled 88 reasons why christ will return in 1988 ect...they have the sheer fucking GALL to label the jws as false prophets...which they are. But the eapture tards and the jw tards are as bad as eachother. Stupid feelings oriented money hungry fear preaching control freaks. If i had a dollar for every christian ive ever heard saying they had a feeling he was just about to come back any moment...i would be wealthy. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68610324 United States 12/21/2015 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 Clearly, reading comprehension isn't a strength of yours. I was explicitly telling you how I feel. What I was comprehending, was that you're a smart-ass... You didn't state your feeling, just a smartass remark. thanks though. That's not very Christian of you. i'm human, not perfect. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65762669 United States 12/21/2015 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Feelings are fleeting, but I can't shake this one. Honestly what do y'all feel we have ahead? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 He is not coming back within the next 5 years at least. So It really depends upon what you think "soon" is. We are not at the beginning events described in the Book of Revelation, I figure we are 2 or more years from that, then there is roughly 3 1/2 years of the tribulation period to endure before he returns, So at least 5 years, give or take a few years. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68610324 United States 12/21/2015 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Feelings are fleeting, but I can't shake this one. Honestly what do y'all feel we have ahead? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 He is not coming back within the next 5 years at least. So It really depends upon what you think "soon" is. We are not at the beginning events described in the Book of Revelation, I figure we are 2 or more years from that, then there is roughly 3 1/2 years of the tribulation period to endure before he returns, So at least 5 years, give or take a few years. [/quo but given that people have been waiting for thousands of years, 5 or so years is fairly quick, if accurate! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70110098 United States 12/21/2015 05:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Clearly, reading comprehension isn't a strength of yours. I was explicitly telling you how I feel. What I was comprehending, was that you're a smart-ass... You didn't state your feeling, just a smartass remark. thanks though. That's not very Christian of you. i'm human, not perfect. So, you admit that your belief in your particular god could be delusional? I mean, you're human after all. Highly prone to such things. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69171094 Canada 12/21/2015 05:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes. Our redemption draws nigh. Praise His most Holy Name! Very, very soon. Pray, pray, and pray some more for His protection from what is coming soon - right after Christmas. What is coming will literally shake the earth and the oceans will be in upheaval. Very soon! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70110098 United States 12/21/2015 05:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes. Our redemption draws nigh. Praise His most Holy Name! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69171094 Very, very soon. Pray, pray, and pray some more for His protection from what is coming soon - right after Christmas. What is coming will literally shake the earth and the oceans will be in upheaval. Very soon! Any specifics, or are you just going to be as vague and vapid as everyone else who has cried doom for the earth? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33773609 Australia 12/21/2015 05:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We'll add your fleeting feelings to the millions of "He's Coming Back Soon" criers that have trumpeted falsely for the past 2,000 years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Thanks for your submission. It is duly noted. Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. People were prophesying back in the early 70s that he was just about to come back. They too had feelings...and wrote books on it...raked in millions from other gullible sheep hearing only what they wanted to hear. I was a child then..dragged to rapture tard church...pentecostal dickheads....ways with their feelings on center stage. Words this and prophecy that....jesus is about to come...be a good boy or be left behind to burn. Fear fear fear...tterror...and smug arrogant hate for all those who didnt belive or dared to question the party line. 4 decades later this same shit is still going on. After epic fails like books titled 88 reasons why christ will return in 1988 ect...they have the sheer fucking GALL to label the jws as false prophets...which they are. But the eapture tards and the jw tards are as bad as eachother. Stupid feelings oriented money hungry fear preaching control freaks. If i had a dollar for every christian ive ever heard saying they had a feeling he was just about to come back any moment...i would be wealthy. Trying to ignore this eh? Hearing only what ya wanna hear....and knowing only what ya heard. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68610324 United States 12/21/2015 05:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 What I was comprehending, was that you're a smart-ass... You didn't state your feeling, just a smartass remark. thanks though. That's not very Christian of you. i'm human, not perfect. So, you admit that your belief in your particular god could be delusional? I mean, you're human after all. Highly prone to such things. No I will not admit i'm delusional. I worship the one and only TRUE God, The God of love and understanding, our creator. Are you going to deny that we have a creator? Or are you one of those who think we created ourselves or are our own Gods, or better yet came from monkeys. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68610324 United States 12/21/2015 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We'll add your fleeting feelings to the millions of "He's Coming Back Soon" criers that have trumpeted falsely for the past 2,000 years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Thanks for your submission. It is duly noted. Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. People were prophesying back in the early 70s that he was just about to come back. They too had feelings...and wrote books on it...raked in millions from other gullible sheep hearing only what they wanted to hear. I was a child then..dragged to rapture tard church...pentecostal dickheads....ways with their feelings on center stage. Words this and prophecy that....jesus is about to come...be a good boy or be left behind to burn. Fear fear fear...tterror...and smug arrogant hate for all those who didnt belive or dared to question the party line. 4 decades later this same shit is still going on. After epic fails like books titled 88 reasons why christ will return in 1988 ect...they have the sheer fucking GALL to label the jws as false prophets...which they are. But the eapture tards and the jw tards are as bad as eachother. Stupid feelings oriented money hungry fear preaching control freaks. If i had a dollar for every christian ive ever heard saying they had a feeling he was just about to come back any moment...i would be wealthy. Trying to ignore this eh? Hearing only what ya wanna hear....and knowing only what ya heard. No, but i'm also not religious; More spiritual persay and that is not my focus. I'm sorry you've had these experiences, but that's not what the gospel is about. The true gospel is about deliverance, truth, and salvation which many have twisted into their own agenda. Anyone who only teaches doom and hellfire shouldn't be listened to. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 33773609 Australia 12/21/2015 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 Clearly reading isn't a strength of yours. I never claimed he was coming back soon, just asked how others feel. People were prophesying back in the early 70s that he was just about to come back. They too had feelings...and wrote books on it...raked in millions from other gullible sheep hearing only what they wanted to hear. I was a child then..dragged to rapture tard church...pentecostal dickheads....ways with their feelings on center stage. Words this and prophecy that....jesus is about to come...be a good boy or be left behind to burn. Fear fear fear...tterror...and smug arrogant hate for all those who didnt belive or dared to question the party line. 4 decades later this same shit is still going on. After epic fails like books titled 88 reasons why christ will return in 1988 ect...they have the sheer fucking GALL to label the jws as false prophets...which they are. But the eapture tards and the jw tards are as bad as eachother. Stupid feelings oriented money hungry fear preaching control freaks. If i had a dollar for every christian ive ever heard saying they had a feeling he was just about to come back any moment...i would be wealthy. Trying to ignore this eh? Hearing only what ya wanna hear....and knowing only what ya heard. No, but i'm also not religious; More spiritual persay and that is not my focus. I'm sorry you've had these experiences, but that's not what the gospel is about. The true gospel is about deliverance, truth, and salvation which many have twisted into their own agenda. Anyone who only teaches doom and hellfire shouldn't be listened to. At least ya not a hell screamer. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 70970741 United States 12/21/2015 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We'll add your fleeting feelings to the millions of "He's Coming Back Soon" criers that have trumpeted falsely for the past 2,000 years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Thanks for your submission. It is duly noted. Actually, Jesus lived around 1,000 years ago. There were no "Middle Ages." Genius mathematician Anatoly Fomenko has proven this with statistics. Nothing can be verified before 1600. Read "History, Fiction or Science?" |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70970741 United States 12/21/2015 06:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But the Harvest of humans by aliens - yes - could be easily within a year. That's why the level of craziness is going through the roof. To urge people aboard. Thread: Do NOT Get on the Ships. The Nordic Aliens are coming to HARVEST YOU so they can live hundreds of years. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70110098 United States 12/21/2015 07:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We'll add your fleeting feelings to the millions of "He's Coming Back Soon" criers that have trumpeted falsely for the past 2,000 years. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Thanks for your submission. It is duly noted. Actually, Jesus lived around 1,000 years ago. There were no "Middle Ages." Genius mathematician Anatoly Fomenko has proven this with statistics. Nothing can be verified before 1600. Read "History, Fiction or Science?" Lol, you go ahead and read your one quack book. I'll stick with the tens of thousands that deal in science and facts. Genius mathematician my ass. More like psuedoscientist at the very best. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70110098 United States 12/21/2015 07:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No I will not admit i'm delusional. I worship the one and only TRUE God, The God of love and understanding, our creator. Are you going to deny that we have a creator? Or are you one of those who think we created ourselves or are our own Gods, or better yet came from monkeys. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 But, there are over a thousand "True Gods". What makes your word any better than anyone else's? Genuinely curious what makes you so eager to disregard the beliefs of others as false when you cannot objectively examine your own. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71071027 Germany 12/21/2015 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I feel, that people had this feeling in 1845, 1432, 851, 400 etc. and they all were wrong. I feel the same about your feeling. What I feel as well, is the arrogance and the strong narcissism, sourrounding these posts. Ask yourself why should this happen in your lifetime and not in 5478 or 9223? Because the signs point to next year (or whatever)? I'm quite sure, that the people from the past, did not believe it, because they were bored... they had their reasons too. But God is bigger than that. It happens, when it happens. This could be tomorrow or in 3451 years, but just because you want it to happen, it will not happen. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10494174 United States 12/21/2015 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Feelings are fleeting, but I can't shake this one. Honestly what do y'all feel we have ahead? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68610324 Think, Precious Little Church Heart. If you are a Real Christian, then you have already "Met Jesus" when you tried to invite Him into your heart. Right? Lol. This is so much fun to read the mindless thoughts of Church People. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 10494174 United States 12/21/2015 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70110098 Clearly, reading comprehension isn't a strength of yours. I was explicitly telling you how I feel. What I was comprehending, was that you're a smart-ass... You didn't state your feeling, just a smartass remark. thanks though. That's not very Christian of you. i'm human, not perfect. Did you not know Jesus commands you in The Bible "Be perfect, Evan as my Father is perfect." Lol. Are you really a follower of Jesus ... ? |