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How to Make a Woman Happy

 
Josie3
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How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
"Where there is a will, there is a way!"
DanG
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10/21/2006 03:13 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
SOOO true
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Torino Scale

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10/21/2006 03:14 PM
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Oh thank God i only have a dog and not a girlfriend or wife. Whewwww i am one lucky man.
We are getting closer to the absolute core of the soul. Signs in Heaven and Earth will increase. The absolute necessity of peace and love will smack us right upside our heads in a big way. One way or another change is gonna come. Big change.
unanimous coward
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10/21/2006 03:16 PM
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
 Quoting: Josie3


3. Don't get pregnant without our consent.
Sundance

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10/21/2006 03:17 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Done!
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2006 03:18 PM
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The right woman makes it all very easy and worth every effort made.

The greatest is love!

Let's never forget.

luv

hf, Josie
Torino Scale

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10/21/2006 03:19 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Women are very expensive.
We are getting closer to the absolute core of the soul. Signs in Heaven and Earth will increase. The absolute necessity of peace and love will smack us right upside our heads in a big way. One way or another change is gonna come. Big change.
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2006 03:20 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Ok Josie...so when will you come to your senses and hook up?



smile_hear
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10/21/2006 03:21 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Women are very expensive.
 Quoting: Torino Scale


Women are cheap...

Trust me...
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2006 03:22 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
How to Make a Woman Happy :

STICK A FAT HARD ONE IN HER .

butt
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10/21/2006 03:30 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
So very true, Josie!

Never mind...

'I've still got my guitar' - Jimi Hendrix - 'Red House'

band
WICKER MAN

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10/21/2006 03:33 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Delusions of grandeur
Visions of splendor
A manic depressive
She walks in the rain

Looks like you are going to be alone or lied to...how about shortening that list to:

1.) Lover
2.) Companion
3.) Provider

Sheesh!

flower
gbus

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10/21/2006 03:36 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Delusions of grandeur
Visions of splendor
A manic depressive
She walks in the rain

Looks like you are going to be alone or lied to...how about shortening that list to:

1.) Lover
2.) Companion
3.) Provider

Sheesh!

flower
 Quoting: WICKER MAN


I think this thread is in jest...
Only problem i see is being very rich pretty much eliminates the urge to be any of those other things.
But keep looking josie tounge
Religion, the FIRST conspiracy.
beloved
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10/21/2006 03:37 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
I am a woman and have been loved because I am the exact opposite of the type of woman you describe.

I treat men with respect and get back
love a hundred-fold

:p
Anonymous Coward
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How to Make a Woman Happy
 Quoting: jose


lol you pee in her butt
WICKER MAN

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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
I am a woman and have been loved because I am the exact opposite of the type of woman you describe.

I treat men with respect and get back
love a hundred-fold

:p
 Quoting: beloved 129807


One of a Kind, nowadays. My kind of Lady and you would get the same back...
hearts
Deadeye
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10/21/2006 03:41 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Tickle her Fancy til she screams for more...Then have her go down on you... spank
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2006 03:53 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Take out a huge life insurance policy on youself, and drop dead of an heart attack a week later!

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10/21/2006 04:03 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
3. Bring weed
PLASTICMAN
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10/21/2006 04:05 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
Have a few Platinum Visa cards!!
winged
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10/21/2006 05:56 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
the right after shave ;"DESENTOFMONEY"
Anonymous Coward
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10/21/2006 06:00 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
i see that you all have not the slightest idea what a man really needs!
DaJavoo

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10/21/2006 06:00 PM
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
A multiple personality disorder might be helpful.
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