The first mistake you ever made in your life

my first conscious mistake was killing a fly.

Sucking on my dad's tit instead of my mom's tit?

What's a horoscope? Is that something a doctor shoves up the cunt of a ho?

The first mistake is trusting someone who doesn't deserve it.

When I was two I fell down the stairs and busted my lip open.

My first mistake was when I was 3. I was at church and this other kid had a toy and I wanted to see it. I tried to get a hold of it and that kid started making a fuss, so I hit him. Then, the nursery workers and my mother took me into the other room where the cribs were. I knew I was in trouble, so I started asking for a cookie. They gave me the cookies, but it was stale. I didn't know how to tell them that the cookie was no good. I was really distressed. They got mad at me and said, now you have lied. You have sinned. I knew that that meant that I was going to hell. I asked inside myself if I had really sinned. Someone inside said, Yes, and I fell down in the crib on my butt. It was like the world fell away. I was no longer innocent. They left me in the dark in the crib to punish me. The male spirit who was with me, who I assume was the Holy Spirit, told me to look at the wall and he would protect my back. I was afraid that I would be attacked by something in the dark. I fell asleep. When I woke up, things would never be the same again.

My first mistake was starting to smoke.
Started at 8 still going strong.

I have a love/hate relationship with my
cigarettes.

You are of weak mind, body and soul. You are a slave of the NWO and feed their habit. For shame!

clicking on this thread.

I ripped the wings off of them and said, "If I can't fly, neither can you".

I think this was done to humans when we fell to earth.

Finger painting moms bedroom walls with Vicks. It ruined the wall paper. Got my ass whipped big time. I had a great time though.

Messing with the wrong jewish guy.

Mistake #1

1. Not going to Yale when I was 18

Mistake #2

2. Not going to Hollywood when I was 23

Mistake #3

3. There will be no third mistake

before knowing words , first mistake my heart knew was killing a lizard on purpose

my problem is i keep making them. and im 42

Trusting family..Same blood doesn't mean diddley in my family...

Happy new year I wonder what the fuck time is !

My first mistake were ego. When I were born it were dark and all you could see were other life forms eyes. I felt something hit me in the back of my eye carrier and then tripped over something. When I were down I began to make out the shape of who I might resemble. So I stood up and punched the nearest eye carrier and on to the next. For a while it became hell but I made it through with wit and cunning. On occassions I would close my eyes and just swing away, in hopes that other eye carriers wouldnt have the knowledge to close their eyes to gain the upper hand ( no pun intended) After an ordeal I met a flat surface, where I found something that clicked which forever changed reality. Everything became light and their were many bodies. I looked around. WHAT HAVE I DONE!

Have no idea what the first mistake I ever made was. Worst mistake was not getting an education and remaining an illiterate dork. Have many talents and yet am not qualified to apply for employment that fascinates me.

Clicking that first GLP thread.

Have you tried basket weaving?

And twiddling my toes and thumbs? Hehe