2016 - And So It Begins... | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1463656 United States 01/01/2016 02:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Predictions for 2016? Hmmm... Quoting: Major Doom I'm gonna say that an event will occur this year that'll make 9/11 look minor in comparison. But I think we all know that'll happen anyway... Something to think about while we're waiting...a little humor: The Day After Christmas Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin", even the mouse. The toys were all broken, their batteries dead, Santa passed out, with some ice on his head. Wrapping and ribbons just covered the floor, While upstairs the family continued to snore. And I in my T-shirt, new Reeboks, and jeans, Went into the kitchen and started to clean. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the sink to see what was the matter. Away to the window, I flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains, and threw up the sash. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a little white truck, with an oversized mirror. The driver was smiling, so lively and grand, The patch on his jacket said "US Postman". With a handful of bills, he grinned like a fox, Then quickly he stuffed them into our mailbox. Bill after bill, after bill they still came, Whistling and shouting, he called them by name. "Now Dillards, now K-Mart, now Penney's and Sears, Here's Visa, MasterCard, Target's and Pier's". "To the tip of your limit, in every store, every mall, Now charge away, charge away, charge away all." He whooped and he whistled, as he finished his work, he filled up the box, and turned with a jerk. He sprang to his truck, and he drove down the road, Driving much faster now, with just half a load. Then I heard him exclaim, with great holiday cheer, "Enjoy what you got . . . You'll be paying all year!" < Author Unknown > |
Major Deplorable Doom (OP) User ID: 73090513 United States 11/08/2016 04:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Predictions for 2016? Hmmm... Quoting: Major Doom I'm gonna say that an event will occur this year that'll make 9/11 look minor in comparison. But I think we all know that'll happen anyway... Not much time until the end of 2016. So now the question is: Will the event occur that I predicted on January 1? So far, it looks like such a major attack on American soil is coming down the pipeline. Only time will tell... DOOM is what you make of it. |