The importance of being able to lift your woman.

Torn rotator cuff here. Have trouble lifting my right arm much less my 160lb wife.

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Just throw her over our good shoulder. It will help the love life.

What if she has vertigo and after you pick her up she vomits down your back?

then you body slamm her

Have a vid handy and make a bukkake flic.

Worked for Brief.

I used to have a gf who weighted a buck 30 and I could lift her on on a wall and go to town if you know what i mean.

i could care less now adays, happily single and employed, no kids.

OMFG HE'S GONNA GIVE HER THE PILEDRIVER!

You must be strong as $%@* to lift 300lbs over your shoulder. Much respect for carrying your huge ass woman.

You need to drop that meatball and start dating asian women.

Kind of true.

Way of the Superior Man.

Modern peoples can pretend all they want, you can't fight millennia of human sexual, psychological and cultural evolution.

You want to know the secret, He Man. Listen, you want your woman to really feel like being into you, it's not lifting her that she needs.

1. Be a Christian. A man who prays with and over his wife and treats her with lovingkindess will get a lot further than one who doesn't.

2. Make sure all the bills are paid and that there's money left over.

3. Help her with domestic chores such as organizing the cleaning of the garage and the household. Get the kids to work as well. Not by violent means. Bribe them if you have to, but get the kids working on the household as well.

4. Take your family to church and teach your children the Bible. Have some standards. Protect your children from sexuality and violence on the TV.

In Short, if you want a happy wife and a happy life, then marry a Christian girl, be a good Christian man and quit all the caveman bullcrap. You could be a good Christian man who owns guns too. See, this can all work out, but you better be sure to protect your wife and children.

It's hard work, alright, but you will raise better children and have a happy wife. When you leave her to do all the household work and decisions, she is going to be pissed, so don't expect to get any. Lifting her up doesn't really go very far and is bound to piss her off sooner or later, though she might not really tell you that, Neanderthal boy.

Women want order, well mannered children and a safe and secure household.

Real Christian men are in a much better situation with their "other half" than are men who are more worldly.

If you have a worldly wife, then you have your work cut out for yourself. Good luck.

Then look at some pedo pron when no one is home, just like those kingly Duggars. We all know this holier than though Christian attitude is a farce.

A person can simply be a good human being without being Christian, who mind you hate gays and variety of other people and things.

I need a forklift to do that.

My wife had a seizure or something last night and fell down. I picked her up, carried her through the house and put her in the car and drove 120 miles an hour to the hospital, where they couldn't figure out what happened.

Most merkan men need those big shipping container ones.

More often than not they bend the tines.

Hahahaa, some funny shit right there!

What if she's over 70?

I'm 120 lbs naked, have literally never gone to a gym, but could still carry around my (105lb) ex while going to town long enough to give her a couple before I had to set her down somewhere.

No walls necessary.

No excuses, guys.

Totally true. I make a point of finding just the right moment to do it with new girlfriends. Very important, indeed.

one time i put my bend of my arm between my girls legs and held her up in a normal bicep flex position .

after that she wanted the D.

like this picture same position she was sitting on my bicep one arm
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she is 120 pounds

She weighs 150 but she's tallish.

We can be Christian all day long but he better carry me off once in a while....

Last time I tried to pick up my wife she slapped the shit outa me..

Don't pick her up by her toes again

I've seen male strippers do that and you're right about the girls wanting the D afterward.

Totally

I hear Gay Men love that sort of thing.