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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The personification of animals leads to the nonsense "animal rights" crap we have today and will lead to the eventual banning of hunting and fishing and mass farming. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46024286 Really? That is hogwash. I hunt for food. I enjoy a great venison steak. I also fish and enjoy smoking them in my smoker. I wish I had some of the bison left that I bought shot and butchered. I don't even fault people who eat dogs. That is their culture and their right. I see it as no different than what people do to pigs or beef. I would never do that myself, but if that is what food is to them, then that is just part of reality. My only concern is that people kill food humanely. There is no sense in making it suffer unnecessarily. Use common sense. Are there bleeding heart types out there who believe what you said? Of course. I for one am NOT one of them. |
CHL2T User ID: 70298212 United States 01/11/2016 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dad, can we go for a walk in the woods?, Dad, can I have 20 biscuits?, Dad can we go for a walk around the house? Dad can I have 20 biscuits?, Dad, can we go for a walk in the woods? Dad, can I have 20 biscuits? Dad, can we go for a walk around the house?, Dad, can I have 20 biscuits? and so on and so on and so on.......... |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That might be my thought to if I ran up against this guy! [link to s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com (secure)] Corso Cane look like such brutes! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dad, can we go for a walk in the woods?, Dad, can I have 20 biscuits?, Dad can we go for a walk around the house? Dad can I have 20 biscuits?, Dad, can we go for a walk in the woods? Dad, can I have 20 biscuits? Dad, can we go for a walk around the house?, Dad, can I have 20 biscuits? and so on and so on and so on.......... Quoting: CHL2T Yeah....my dog would LOVE YOU. |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 08:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My name is Bitch, I am a cat. Every day some fatass dude wakes up calls me a bitch and then jacks off into my catfood. I've had to survive eating food with man jizz on top of it. My only hope is one day the fat man will slip and I can escape to live a life without sperm infested off brand shit food. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70414258 Alrighty......then. Thanks for sharing. Can't say your cat isn't getting its protien. Because this icon.....doesn't quite look proper....in fact, it reminds me of your post. So here is kitty, giving you some back. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some pets eat better than the owner. I went in the kitchen one day and the wife was cooking chicken and rice, carrots and broccoli........for the dogs! lol. In my opinion dry dog food is just fine. She does that sometimes when the dry food runs out and the store is closed though. |
Abi ~ User ID: 71198878 United States 01/11/2016 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The personification of animals leads to the nonsense "animal rights" crap we have today and will lead to the eventual banning of hunting and fishing and mass farming. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46024286 Your dog sound like quite the intellectual. You accept the love you think you deserve~~~ Love cannot live where there is no trust~~~ Truth has no temperature~~~ Love like it's never gonna hurt~~~ Have no regrets~~~ |
CHL2T User ID: 70298212 United States 01/11/2016 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Dad, can we go for a walk in the woods?, Dad, can I have 20 biscuits?, Dad can we go for a walk around the house? Dad can I have 20 biscuits?, Dad, can we go for a walk in the woods? Dad, can I have 20 biscuits? Dad, can we go for a walk around the house?, Dad, can I have 20 biscuits? and so on and so on and so on.......... Quoting: CHL2T Yeah....my dog would LOVE YOU. I'm not kidding, this is the exact routine and it goes for both of my dogs and they know exactly what time it is Here is a typical day off 9:00am walk around the house 11:30-12:00 walk through the woods 2:00 pm walk around the house or woods depending on if I want to or not 4:00 walk through the woods 6:30-7:00 walk around the house 9:30-10:00 walk around the house And of course after every walk 2 biscuits (not 20, I'm no pushover!) |
Dances With Fire User ID: 52680061 United States 01/11/2016 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Free speech is never free. Well I know it wasn't you who held me down Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains And we never even know we have the key - Eagles |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 20254827 United States 01/11/2016 10:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, my owners named me ridley. I am a chow mix with pit bull. One day this couple came into the shelter i was living at. During this time i was being fed crap food and i was really sad and depressed. I was facing the back of my kennel, when i turned and looked at this woman whom was trying to get my attention. I licked her hand and that sealed the deal. I was only 7 months old at the time, but i felt like i was never going to walk out of there. 2 days later my new owners arrived to bring me home. I was overcome by joy. I was so excited. I didnt think that anyone would love me and that there was no one that i could love. When i finally got to my new home, i met my new sister. She quickly dominated me and let me know that this was her house, and that if i was going to move in, she was in charge. I was ok with that. My new father and mother showered me with love and changed the food i was eating, because it was giving me really stinky gas. Now i get to eat the good stuff. And once in a while, i even get table scraps. I now live my life in comfort without the worry of being abused, because my previous owner abused me. All i wanted to do was give him love, but he didnt want to love me. Now i have parents that really love me. They bathe me regularily, and give me pet-icures. Im so happy and im so thankful for everything that i have. My big sister taught me lots of things, like how to wait on my awesome memory foam pillow when its supper time, and how to come when my name is called. I am a very humble dog. I remember where i came from and i am soo very thankful for everything i have. I love my parents very much, but i am more connected to my father. Me and him are best buddys. He takes me for walks, and even picks up my poop after im done dropping it. Hes the best dad ever! |
Let Freedom Ring 365 User ID: 36230532 United States 01/11/2016 10:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi! My name is Lincoln, but when I act cute, my owners will call me Linky for short. I'm a 14 yr old long haired, mini Black and Tan dachshund. My owner says she still remembers the first time when she met me! I was with another family for a year before I was given my forever home. The other family always worked and didn't have enough time to play or love me and would also put me in a tiny crate for 8-10 hrs a day, which I hated!!! They also fed me low quality dog food and I had poopie problems when I first met my new owners. But, this was all such a long time ago! Once my family started feeding me much tastier and better quality food, I had no more poopie-potty issues! My last 14 years have been amazing with my family! They feed me treats, take me on car rides and walks, let me roll around on the grass and best of all I get to sleep under the covers with them every night!!! I truly feel loved! I am also very healthy despite jumping off the bed last summer and hurting my back! My family was so good to me. They found a special hospital right away and I had to have back surgery!!! Thankfully, I recovered, but the surgeon said "no more climbing stairs or jumping", so my family keeps a baby gate up Which restricts me from not climbing the stairs. In case u didn't know, dachshunds are very stubborn and I still want to do all my own exploring around the house, but now I'm forced to just stay downstairs during the day!!! I hope you liked my story! WOOF!!!! Last Edited by Let Freedom Ring 365 on 01/11/2016 10:10 PM You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one. Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid! “If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” - Nikola Tesla |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 10:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh look!!! There's a squirrel!!! Gotta get it, gotta get it. Damn, it ran up a tree. No problem, I'll just sit here til it comes down. Whoa, wtf is that? A deer!!! You are so dead.....WTF how did you jump over that fence????? What the hell, the squirrel is back....I so got you!!! Damn, another tree..... Quoting: Dances With Fire LOL. Those darn squirrels! My wife has a dog that tears after them. We went for a walk one day on a trail that has a very steep rock slide that goes down about 400 yards. I knocked a rock off the trail and the dog took off down the incline after it, thinking it was one of the squirrels. My wife about had a heart attack! The dog almost became a tumble weed.....thankfully it got stopped and made it back up safely. Crazy dog! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 10:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, my owners named me ridley. I am a chow mix with pit bull. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20254827 One day this couple came into the shelter i was living at. During this time i was being fed crap food and i was really sad and depressed. I was facing the back of my kennel, when i turned and looked at this woman whom was trying to get my attention. I licked her hand and that sealed the deal. I was only 7 months old at the time, but i felt like i was never going to walk out of there. 2 days later my new owners arrived to bring me home. I was overcome by joy. I was so excited. I didnt think that anyone would love me and that there was no one that i could love. When i finally got to my new home, i met my new sister. She quickly dominated me and let me know that this was her house, and that if i was going to move in, she was in charge. I was ok with that. My new father and mother showered me with love and changed the food i was eating, because it was giving me really stinky gas. Now i get to eat the good stuff. And once in a while, i even get table scraps. I now live my life in comfort without the worry of being abused, because my previous owner abused me. All i wanted to do was give him love, but he didnt want to love me. Now i have parents that really love me. They bathe me regularily, and give me pet-icures. Im so happy and im so thankful for everything that i have. My big sister taught me lots of things, like how to wait on my awesome memory foam pillow when its supper time, and how to come when my name is called. I am a very humble dog. I remember where i came from and i am soo very thankful for everything i have. I love my parents very much, but i am more connected to my father. Me and him are best buddys. He takes me for walks, and even picks up my poop after im done dropping it. Hes the best dad ever! Nice. My first dog was a rescue. He passed away a few years back. My current dog goes by RI-Roo for short. heh. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 51248113 United States 01/11/2016 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi! My name is Lincoln, but when I act cute, my owners will call me Linky for short. I'm a 14 yr old long haired, mini Black and Tan dachshund. My owner says she still remembers the first time when she met me! I was with another family for a year before I was given my forever home. Quoting: Let Freedom Ring 365 The other family always worked and didn't have enough time to play or love me and would also put me in a tiny crate for 8-10 hrs a day, which I hated!!! They also fed me low quality dog food and I had poopie problems when I first met my new owners. But, this was all such a long time ago! Once my family started feeding me much tastier and better quality food, I had no more poopie-potty issues! My last 14 years have been amazing with my family! They feed me treats, take me on car rides and walks, let me roll around on the grass and best of all I get to sleep under the covers with them every night!!! I truly feel loved! I am also very healthy despite jumping off the bed last summer and hurting my back! My family was so good to me. They found a special hospital right away and I had to have back surgery!!! Thankfully, I recovered, but the surgeon said "no more climbing stairs or jumping", so my family keeps a baby gate up Which restricts me from not climbing the stairs. In case u didn't know, dachshunds are very stubborn and I still want to do all my own exploring around the house, but now I'm forced to just stay downstairs during the day!!! I hope you liked my story! WOOF!!!! I used to just buy the cheapest bag of dog food I could find. Then I found out it is mostly just corn, which isn't good on a regular basis. So, not anymore. I now look to make sure the first ingredient lists protein with a decent percentage. It cost a few dollars extra, but my dog appreciates this very much and has a healthier coat and a great smile! |
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~kpm~ User ID: 69950599 United States 01/11/2016 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The personification of animals leads to the nonsense "animal rights" crap we have today and will lead to the eventual banning of hunting and fishing and mass farming. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46024286 Mensa dog ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
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~kpm~ User ID: 69950599 United States 01/11/2016 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The personification of animals leads to the nonsense "animal rights" crap we have today and will lead to the eventual banning of hunting and fishing and mass farming. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46024286 Mensa dog lol. According to Alex trebek, dogs don't watch Jeopardy, but cats do. My dog only watches if there is an animal on lol....cute thread thanks! ~With forethought and malice Whitless enacted an EO giving nursing homes immunity from wrongful death prosecutions, forced them to take in infected patients and is responsible for over 6500+ nursing home deaths~ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69590633 United Arab Emirates 01/11/2016 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dog? I open the front door & it's... OH Papa I love you open the back door I have to pee...OPEN the back door I have to pee... So I open the back door for 60 pound yellow lab/shepard names "Lady" and she runs outside & says... Oh look!!! There's a squirrel!!! Gotta get it, gotta pee, gotta get it, got it! Now to show papa the dead squirrel...I'm so proud of myself...gotta show papa...gotta pee... |