Meet the Witch who removes computers viruses with magic

This has me snickering. But, I can attest that my energy sometimes fucks up my computer. If I'm having a bad day and already irritable, my computer responds by dropping my network connection, giving me random errors, and just generally being a little demon.

Here's one of the questions from the interview:

Tell me about a time when you successfully cleared a virus.

I got contacted by a small business owner in Marin county. She had a couple of different viruses and she called me in. First, I cast a circle and called in earth, air, fire and water, and then I called in Mercury, the messenger and communicator. Then I went into a trance state, and all I was doing was feeling. I literally feel [the virus] in my body. I can feel the smoothness where the energy’s running, and then I feel a snag. That’s where the virus got in.

Read the whole interview here: [link to motherboard.vice.com]