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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71264637 Belgium 01/18/2016 06:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God can’t exist because of Eric The God-Eating Magic Penguin. Since Eric is God-Eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat God. So, if God exists, He automatically ceases to exist as a result of being eaten. Unless you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist. Even if you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist, that same proof will also be applicable to God. There are only two possibilities: either you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist or you can’t. In both cases it logically follows that God doesn’t exist. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68608838 New Zealand 01/18/2016 06:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lolz did anyone ever say otherwise?? of course written by mans hand, through the spirit of God Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57312190 No, but many assume the message has been delivered clearly, how could that be? There perception of things were way different, what gives people the right to thing they have a monopoly on that perception? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 6818361 United States 01/18/2016 06:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the bible was an excellent source for true knowledge until "they" got a hold of it and heavily tampered with it. the best version you can get now is the king james and he was openly a mason. it would've been swell if those of you who know how to decode and filter out the bs in the bible would take the time and put all that info out, instead of little bits and pieces, assholes! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68608838 New Zealand 01/18/2016 06:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God can’t exist because of Eric The God-Eating Magic Penguin. Since Eric is God-Eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat God. So, if God exists, He automatically ceases to exist as a result of being eaten. Unless you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist. Even if you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist, that same proof will also be applicable to God. There are only two possibilities: either you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist or you can’t. In both cases it logically follows that God doesn’t exist. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71264637 Who is Eric? See what i mean, everyone has a perception, who knows you could be right! |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68608838 New Zealand 01/18/2016 06:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the bible was an excellent source for true knowledge until "they" got a hold of it and heavily tampered with it. the best version you can get now is the king james and he was openly a mason. it would've been swell if those of you who know how to decode and filter out the bs in the bible would take the time and put all that info out, instead of little bits and pieces, assholes! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6818361 King James also had sex with is mother apparently. I agree, I give you one bit of info that is revealing, the exodus is about the disaster that was cause by the destroyer/Planet X, the red fireball that Moses followed for forty years through the desert. See an other perception if people start looking at the story's differently it would tall a different picture. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57312190 Australia 01/18/2016 06:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lolz did anyone ever say otherwise?? of course written by mans hand, through the spirit of God Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57312190 No, but many assume the message has been delivered clearly, how could that be? There perception of things were way different, what gives people the right to thing they have a monopoly on that perception? everyone has a right to a monopoly on his own perception lol you have the right to believe whatever you like..actually it's the godless and evil people of the world who think they have some monopoly of other peoples thoughts, think about it who you can and cant criticize |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71175221 United States 01/18/2016 06:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well you also have to understand that after jesus died there was a period of Christian persecution where the romans killed all Christians and only after the persecution did the roman church create the bible. Sounds strange, yes? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70846628 If your going to "cherry pick" your facts, you might want to get a bigger basket to carry all your bullshit! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68608838 New Zealand 01/18/2016 06:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well you also have to understand that after jesus died there was a period of Christian persecution where the romans killed all Christians and only after the persecution did the roman church create the bible. Sounds strange, yes? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70846628 Of course it is, many of the story's existed in other cultures religions, a lot of the celebrated holidays(Holy Days) are actually holy days of other religions, all mashed up into one. It was the popes/Romes way of creating a religion that they can control, all to be precise have the monopoly on the perception, while eliminating to an extent everything else. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68608838 New Zealand 01/18/2016 06:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lolz did anyone ever say otherwise?? of course written by mans hand, through the spirit of God Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57312190 No, but many assume the message has been delivered clearly, how could that be? There perception of things were way different, what gives people the right to thing they have a monopoly on that perception? everyone has a right to a monopoly on his own perception lol you have the right to believe whatever you like..actually it's the godless and evil people of the world who think they have some monopoly of other peoples thoughts, think about it who you can and cant criticize that depends on your religious inclinations, some religions do not encourage the use of free thought all thinking out side the box :) |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41486870 Slovenia 01/18/2016 06:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41486870 * So are we living in the light Ages now? with all our technology and such? We still have wars, murders, people going hungry.... ... and a majority of mankind still believes in bronze age myths, sadly * |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71132345 Germany 01/18/2016 06:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | God can’t exist because of Eric The God-Eating Magic Penguin. Since Eric is God-Eating by definition, he has no choice but to eat God. So, if God exists, He automatically ceases to exist as a result of being eaten. Unless you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist, God doesn’t exist. Even if you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist, that same proof will also be applicable to God. There are only two possibilities: either you can prove that Eric doesn’t exist or you can’t. In both cases it logically follows that God doesn’t exist. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71264637 Only fist class idiots try to explain God or better said his existance with logic. You are aware that you only use like 10% of you brain... Understanding God through logic is like trying to explain a 2nd dimension entity the 3rd dimension, or colors to a blind born human. |
Xeven User ID: 22759987 United States 01/18/2016 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But..but some stone age people where spiritually inspired by Jesus and God to pass on the information word of mouth (could not write) for generations until humans learned to write it down (cause that is really accurate). Then Emperor Constantine was spiritually inspired by God to know which of the scripts were legit for the bible canon. Then there was King James and well you pick the version you want to follow and I am sure God will spiritually inspire you specifically above all other men to know which one is the right one to get you to heaven. Good luck! Last Edited by Xeven on 01/18/2016 07:00 AM I reserve the right to declare my comments and posts as satire. Nothing I post should be considered or interpreted as advocacy for illegal activity. My comments are designed to inspire critical political thinking. I only mean half of what I say and only say half of what I mean. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57579453 United Kingdom 01/18/2016 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Selective interpretations of mistranslations of a compendium of myths and folk tales, many of which were unashamedly lifted from earlier cultures. Holy books are the most unreliable documents known to man, and the bible is right up there in terms of ambiguity. Some say every word is literal, others say none, others say some, but even they cannot agree which verses are factual and which are fantasy. Add in the fact that it was written over a long period of time by people, about who, the only thing we're certain of is that they weren't eyewitnesses to any of their stories/quotations. To factor even more doubt, the "books" that went in or were rejected were decided by a committee! If the bible is god's word, you can only conclude his intention was to confuse and divide Christians. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69908359 United States 01/18/2016 07:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | KJV (King James Version) Bible is the only inspired translated version tried seven times in the furnace and written in the name of a King. The King James Bible is the 7th English translation of the Bible and the number 7 is God's number for completion and perfection. Psa 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times. Psa 12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever. Ecc_8:4 Where the word of a king is, there is power: and who may say unto him, What doest thou? A skilled committee of 54 translators worked for 7 years to carefully complete the King James translation. Who were the King James Version Translators? [link to www.jesus-is-lord.com] Many people discredit the King James Version Bible, the Word of God, for an array of reasons. “It was written by man therefore it is erroneous.” “It has been rewritten and translated so many times there are no longer any original scripts.” “It causes war and strife.” But God said: For ever, O Lord, thy word is settled in heaven (Psalm 119:89). God’s word can not be destroyed, and it must exist somewhere. All of the prophecies in the KJV have come to pass and we are living in the end times. The Bible can be used for history, science, civilized law, relationships, and moreover it is God’s love letter to us. Jesus is the Word of God (John 1:1). The problem people have with the Bible is that it is a spiritual book and we try to read it with a carnal mind. |
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Xeven User ID: 22759987 United States 01/18/2016 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Obviously, you do not know your theology; especially the doctrine of the Holy Spirit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71258300 Jesus is God, Father is God and Holy Spirit is God. Scripture was written, inspired by God, the Holy Spirit. Study up. Either that or stone age people just made shit up. Hmmm hard to know the answer. Was Jesus the first Jedi Master? Last Edited by Xeven on 01/18/2016 07:07 AM I reserve the right to declare my comments and posts as satire. Nothing I post should be considered or interpreted as advocacy for illegal activity. My comments are designed to inspire critical political thinking. I only mean half of what I say and only say half of what I mean. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 68608838 New Zealand 01/18/2016 07:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Obviously, you do not know your theology; especially the doctrine of the Holy Spirit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71258300 Jesus is God, Father is God and Holy Spirit is God. Scripture was written, inspired by God, the Holy Spirit. Study up. Well I do not know your perception of the Holy spirit, because i think your perception is corrupt. plain and simple |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71099816 United Kingdom 01/18/2016 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | the bible was an excellent source for true knowledge until "they" got a hold of it and heavily tampered with it. the best version you can get now is the king james and he was openly a mason. it would've been swell if those of you who know how to decode and filter out the bs in the bible would take the time and put all that info out, instead of little bits and pieces, assholes! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6818361 The bible if you decoded it would tell you about a group of people who live in the light and keep you slaves in the darkness. It is a story i'm sure most of you know already and not a very nice one. |
Face Palmer User ID: 1149868 Germany 01/18/2016 07:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | KJV (King James Version) Bible is the only inspired translated version tried seven times in the furnace and written in the name of a King. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69908359 The King James Bible is the 7th English translation of the Bible and the number 7 is God's number for completion and perfection. you really believe this bullshit dont ya? "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |