Anonymous Coward User ID: 21283955 United States 01/18/2016 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run Charleston, SC — From his home in Charleston, South Carolina, legendary actor, comedian, and writer, 65-year-old Bill Murray, shocked the country today by announcing that he will be running for President in 2016. “I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while now, and you know, it just seems right,” Murray said. “I don’t like most of the candidates that are currently running for President. I mean, Bernie Sanders seems like a decent guy, but the rest of em’, are pretty much complete scum in my opinion. I’m always traveling around the world, but I’m proud to call America, the good ole’ U.S. of A, my home. I think there’s a lot of great people in this country, but there’s also a lot of confusion and hate. People don’t know what to make of these Hitler wanna-be’s like Donald Trump, and the Ted Cruz’s, who want to start World War III. And it’s sad that people go along with it, and can’t see it for what it really is. I think the American people deserve better. I just feel if I didn’t step up and at least try and do something, I don’t know if I could sleep at night. Well, I would eventually fall asleep, I’m not an insomniac or anything. But it would keep me up, that’s for sure. Look, I’m no hero, I just want to help out, and I think I can do that by being President.” Murray continued, “So I’m making it official, right here, right now; I Bill Murray am running for President of the United States in 2016.” When reporters asked Murray his plans on improving America, Murray said, “I think we ought to be personally responsible. I think if you can take care of yourself and then maybe take care of someone else then that’s sort of how you’re supposed to live. I think we’ve sort of gotten used to someone looking out for us, and I don’t think any other person is necessarily going to be counted on to look out for us.” So far it is unclear what political party Murray will be joining. ... more at link SOURCE: [ link to cbsnews.com.co] Last Edited by LJS on 01/18/2016 08:47 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70100345 United States 01/18/2016 07:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run fuck you bill murry |
IlluminatedOne777
User ID: 65266145 United States 01/18/2016 07:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run cbsnews.com.co . That extra .co at the end adds a lot of legitimacy to it. |
AQUABRAT
User ID: 69278931 United States 01/18/2016 07:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run cbsnews.com.co . That extra .co at the end adds a lot of legitimacy to it.
Quoting: IlluminatedOne777 Snarf snarf :) hi |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71264658 United Kingdom 01/18/2016 07:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run |
Kosher Advisory Board User ID: 71226821 United States 01/18/2016 07:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run I just did a quick web search and I COULD NOT FIND ONE THING ABOUT BILL MURRAY PRAISING ISRAEL!!!!!! NOT ONE SINGLE THING! BILL MURRAY SEEMS TO HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT OUR BELOVED ISRAEL AT ALL!
THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71258904 Italy 01/18/2016 07:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
If this is true, then it is interesting. He obviously has no chances to win, because the majority of americans are religious retards, but it would be great to hear what he has to say seriously about modern day America. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70497724 United States 01/18/2016 08:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run This is excellent news. |
TrumpsVeryHighIQCat
User ID: 70860147 United States 01/18/2016 08:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run Murray is weak on immigration. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70126239 Australia 01/18/2016 08:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run Don't cross the streams Bill |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71057620 United Kingdom 01/18/2016 08:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run Bill, you had your chance with a possible ghostbusters 3, now Harold Ramis is dead and nobody gives a shit about you. The all female reboot is going to fucking suck and its all your fault. So fuck you. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 45244976 United States 01/18/2016 08:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run cbsnews.com.co . That extra .co at the end adds a lot of legitimacy to it.
Quoting: IlluminatedOne777 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 69695981 United States 01/18/2016 12:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run [ link to gawker.com] Allegedly Bill Murray is a wife beater and a drug addict |
Larphillips
User ID: 69612446 United States 01/18/2016 12:18 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run Back in the day, Murray allegedly liked young girls...illegally young. That said, let him run. He'll pull votes from the liberal wing, if he pulls any at all. “A person is smart, people are stupid.” “Nobody knows until everybody knows” |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19149231 United States 01/18/2016 12:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run A Pat Paulsen move.
Why not? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71265727 United States 01/18/2016 12:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
A Pat Paulsen move.
Why not?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19149231 Yes, why not. I look forward to hearing your thoughts on foreign policy, civil rights, and monetary policy Mr Murray. At least we know for sure that you are an actual American. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 41486870 Slovenia 01/18/2016 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run Murray is weak on immigration.
Quoting: TrumpsVeryHighIQCat You really are retarded, aren't you? * |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63635039 United States 01/18/2016 12:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run Will Miley Cyrus be his VP? |