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Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run

 
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Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
Charleston, SC — From his home in Charleston, South Carolina, legendary actor, comedian, and writer, 65-year-old Bill Murray, shocked the country today by announcing that he will be running for President in 2016.

“I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while now, and you know, it just seems right,” Murray said. “I don’t like most of the candidates that are currently running for President. I mean, Bernie Sanders seems like a decent guy, but the rest of em’, are pretty much complete scum in my opinion. I’m always traveling around the world, but I’m proud to call America, the good ole’ U.S. of A, my home. I think there’s a lot of great people in this country, but there’s also a lot of confusion and hate. People don’t know what to make of these Hitler wanna-be’s like Donald Trump, and the Ted Cruz’s, who want to start World War III. And it’s sad that people go along with it, and can’t see it for what it really is. I think the American people deserve better. I just feel if I didn’t step up and at least try and do something, I don’t know if I could sleep at night. Well, I would eventually fall asleep, I’m not an insomniac or anything. But it would keep me up, that’s for sure. Look, I’m no hero, I just want to help out, and I think I can do that by being President.” Murray continued, “So I’m making it official, right here, right now; I Bill Murray am running for President of the United States in 2016.”


When reporters asked Murray his plans on improving America, Murray said, “I think we ought to be personally responsible. I think if you can take care of yourself and then maybe take care of someone else then that’s sort of how you’re supposed to live. I think we’ve sort of gotten used to someone looking out for us, and I don’t think any other person is necessarily going to be counted on to look out for us.”

So far it is unclear what political party Murray will be joining.

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Last Edited by LJS on 01/18/2016 08:47 AM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
fuck you bill murry
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
cbsnews.com.co . That extra .co at the end adds a lot of legitimacy to it.
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
cbsnews.com.co . That extra .co at the end adds a lot of legitimacy to it.
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Snarf snarf :)
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01/18/2016 07:57 AM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
Thread: Dear Bill Murray,
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01/18/2016 07:58 AM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
I just did a quick web search and I COULD NOT FIND ONE THING ABOUT BILL MURRAY PRAISING ISRAEL!!!!!!

NOT ONE SINGLE THING!

BILL MURRAY SEEMS TO HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT OUR BELOVED ISRAEL AT ALL!

THIS IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE!


ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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01/18/2016 07:59 AM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
If this is true, then it is interesting. He obviously has no chances to win, because the majority of americans are religious retards, but it would be great to hear what he has to say seriously about modern day America.
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01/18/2016 08:09 AM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
This is excellent news. cool2
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01/18/2016 08:11 AM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
Murray is weak on immigration.
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01/18/2016 08:16 AM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
Don't cross the streams Bill
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Bill, you had your chance with a possible ghostbusters 3, now Harold Ramis is dead and nobody gives a shit about you.

The all female reboot is going to fucking suck and its all your fault. So fuck you.



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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
cbsnews.com.co . That extra .co at the end adds a lot of legitimacy to it.
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
[link to gawker.com]

Allegedly Bill Murray is a wife beater and a drug addict
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01/18/2016 12:18 PM

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Back in the day, Murray allegedly liked young girls...illegally young.

That said, let him run. He'll pull votes from the liberal wing, if he pulls any at all.
“A person is smart, people are stupid.”
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01/18/2016 12:21 PM
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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
A Pat Paulsen move.

Why not?
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A Pat Paulsen move.

Why not?
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Yes, why not. I look forward to hearing your thoughts on foreign policy, civil rights, and monetary policy Mr Murray. At least we know for sure that you are an actual American.
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Murray is weak on immigration.
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You really are retarded, aren't you?

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Re: Bill Murray Announces 2016 Presidential Run
Will Miley Cyrus be his VP?





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