I brought another woman home, thinking she was my wife.

My wife and I were both drunk at a club. After midnight, I took a woman(thinking she was my wife) and headed home. Strange how both of them smell the same. Anyway, we arrived home, into our room and my body was still very warm from all the alcohol in my body. So I stripped her in the dark and had sex.

10am the next morning I got up to the bathroom to pee. Went back to bed and saw this 50 plus year old woman sleeping naked faced down on my bed. Who the hell is this? Went back to the bathroom to wash my face and to the bed again. Flipped her over to see her face. No idea who the fuck she is. Shook her face a little to wake her up. Finally she opened her eyes and said "hye". How did you got on my bed. She was just as confused as I was. I told her to get up and wear back her clothes. I unlocked the door and tell her to leave.

Now where the fuck is my wife? Still at the club? Can't be, they must have told her to leave by now. Searched for my phone, can't find it. So I put on my shirt and ran to the car. Just I was about to back up the car, a taxi stopped infront of the house. I took a look and my wife got out the taxi. Oh thank god! I walked to her and asked her if she was okay. She said yeah just so tired. I asked where she's been all night. She said she was very drunk and a man took her to a car. She thought the man was me. Next thing she knew, it was morning and she was lying naked next to a 70 year old bald man.

Seriously, don't drink and drive!