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If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.

 
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I think OP was abducted.

damned
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Maybe they took him to visit the govenment alien group in Wichita.helicopter

Last Edited by We Who Watch on 01/20/2016 12:00 AM
7 Billion people on the planet!
That's a BIG number!
And I am one.
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Too bad aliens do not exist

demons do
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
He just wants to probe your anus.
Nothing to be afraid of.
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[link to i.imgur.com]

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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
Theyve been watching us this long and said nothing? Just vague complicated pictures in crop circles and shit? They can surely write one of our languages by now.

There's something else that acts this way in our society. Waiting and watching.

Criminals staking out a bank they are going to rob.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong. But I doubt it.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


You should really have Artemus disguise himself as one of their own. Then, he should insinuate hisself within the population, and report back to you. Come on, this is easy! No need for violence; unless it is an alien race of psychopathic midgets. Get a grip, James! Get a grip!
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Aliens are fallen angels and they are trying to unveil themselves as the saviors of the world soon. When the world's problems escalate beyond repair BY DESIGN.

The illuminati wants to get rid of the banking and petro system in exchange for total enslavement of the world by the Beast. The Beast will wage war against Jesus when He returns.

All this will play out before your eyes. Soon.
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Aliens are fallen angels and they are trying to unveil themselves as the saviors of the world soon. When the world's problems escalate beyond repair BY DESIGN.

The illuminati wants to get rid of the banking and petro system in exchange for total enslavement of the world by the Beast. The Beast will wage war against Jesus when He returns.

All this will play out before your eyes. Soon.
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Kudos to you OP, if you get one be sure to mount it and put it on prominent display in your most assuredly kick ass manor.

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Kudos to you OP, if you get one be sure to mount it and put it on prominent display in your most assuredly kick ass manor.

macgunalien03
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Your communication and maybe negotiation skills seem to be lacking a little.
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
Aliens are fallen angels and they are trying to unveil themselves as the saviors of the world soon. When the world's problems escalate beyond repair BY DESIGN.

The illuminati wants to get rid of the banking and petro system in exchange for total enslavement of the world by the Beast. The Beast will wage war against Jesus when He returns.

All this will play out before your eyes. Soon.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71274239


JESUS, return, no war, battle, just those will go and those will stay. He will say TOLD YOU SO.
Gave you every chance, oh, well.
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
Ever see any episodes of Star Trek?

Every time they try to help lesser beings it's a disaster.

That's why Star Fleet has the Prime Directive.. [link to www.70disco.com]

But letting the bad aliens run around abducting us and mutilating our cattle is BS!

BTW OP, the shotgun in yer pic ain't cocked.
 Quoting: Desert Dude


Yes...those sorry alien moon critters killing our cattle before we have the Chance to load them on a truck and take them very humane slaughter house so we can dine on them with our favorite wine...the nerve of them lower life forms...kill them all. Wonder what they will taste like ? What wine would go best with fried alien?
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The only reason that cattle is alive is to be eaten. It was bred. Not conceived in the wild. If not for steaks and hamburgers it never would have had any life. Don't let that fact get in the way though.

We need to know if it was red or white meat obviously to pair it with a whine.
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
I think OP was abducted.

damned
 Quoting: The Comedian :D

Maybe they took him to visit the govenment alien group in Wichita.helicopter
 Quoting: We Who Watch


They let me shoot one in the face.

I was right. It worked.
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Hello love.

I'm bringing some country sense to these hippies this evening.
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Kudos to you OP, if you get one be sure to mount it and put it on prominent display in your most assuredly kick ass manor.

macgunalien03
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Bronzed. Next to the trophy case. Coolest hat rack ever.
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
Theyve been watching us this long and said nothing? Just vague complicated pictures in crop circles and shit? They can surely write one of our languages by now.

There's something else that acts this way in our society. Waiting and watching.

Criminals staking out a bank they are going to rob.

But hey, maybe I'm wrong. But I doubt it.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


You should really have Artemus disguise himself as one of their own. Then, he should insinuate hisself within the population, and report back to you. Come on, this is easy! No need for violence; unless it is an alien race of psychopathic midgets. Get a grip, James! Get a grip!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63237044


Hey now. I'm civilized. When dealing with civil folk. This is an appropriate response to what amounts to jungle war fare by a supposedly superior species.
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Hello love.

I'm bringing some country sense to these hippies this evening.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


I was bringing the levity.

Ive been looking for an opening to post that for 3 days. :)

Peekaboooo
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
True dat.They dont even knock on the door,they just walk in ya house an not even say hello.
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 Quoting: Seer777


Hello love.

I'm bringing some country sense to these hippies this evening.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


I was bringing the levity.

Ive been looking for an opening to post that for 3 days. :)

:Peekaboooo:
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Lol well now you know why lmao

It was funny AF
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True dat.They dont even knock on the door,they just walk in ya house an not even say hello.
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Sounds like legal grounds for shooting to me. Entitled little heathens.
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He just wants to probe your anus.
Nothing to be afraid of.
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
I was in the process of being abducted and started praying and they immediately vanished and I was "thrown" back in bed. Scary stuff...I was completely helpless... They were literally inside my head, interrupting my prayer and mocking me, it is the single scariest thing that ever happened to me. I sleep with several guns in the house, 2 in my room and they were useless at that moment: I hope you DO shoot them in the face, and tell them B. Bolt says fuck you lol.
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I feel aliens are actually demons/fallen angels. Hence why they let you go when you started praying.
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
Ever see any episodes of Star Trek?

Every time they try to help lesser beings it's a disaster.

That's why Star Fleet has the Prime Directive.. [link to www.70disco.com]

But letting the bad aliens run around abducting us and mutilating our cattle is BS!

BTW OP, the shotgun in yer pic ain't cocked.
 Quoting: Desert Dude


Yes...those sorry alien moon critters killing our cattle before we have the Chance to load them on a truck and take them very humane slaughter house so we can dine on them with our favorite wine...the nerve of them lower life forms...kill them all. Wonder what they will taste like ? What wine would go best with fried alien?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70988225


The only reason that cattle is alive is to be eaten. It was bred. Not conceived in the wild. If not for steaks and hamburgers it never would have had any life. Don't let that fact get in the way though.

We need to know if it was red or white meat obviously to pair it with a whine.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


And Genetic Experiments helicopter
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
I was in the process of being abducted and started praying and they immediately vanished and I was "thrown" back in bed. Scary stuff...I was completely helpless... They were literally inside my head, interrupting my prayer and mocking me, it is the single scariest thing that ever happened to me. I sleep with several guns in the house, 2 in my room and they were useless at that moment: I hope you DO shoot them in the face, and tell them B. Bolt says fuck you lol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70288826


I feel aliens are actually demons/fallen angels. Hence why they let you go when you started praying.
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Lolstarwars Pray to this,bitch!
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Loving the red by the way.

Yall some sensitive aliens sheesh.

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Loving the red by the way.

Yall some sensitive aliens sheesh.

pussy
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perhaps it's because of you gay posts.,,
wmMmw
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
Ever see any episodes of Star Trek?

Every time they try to help lesser beings it's a disaster.

That's why Star Fleet has the Prime Directive.. [link to www.70disco.com]

But letting the bad aliens run around abducting us and mutilating our cattle is BS!

BTW OP, the shotgun in yer pic ain't cocked.
 Quoting: Desert Dude


Yes...those sorry alien moon critters killing our cattle before we have the Chance to load them on a truck and take them very humane slaughter house so we can dine on them with our favorite wine...the nerve of them lower life forms...kill them all. Wonder what they will taste like ? What wine would go best with fried alien?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70988225


The only reason that cattle is alive is to be eaten. It was bred. Not conceived in the wild. If not for steaks and hamburgers it never would have had any life. Don't let that fact get in the way though.

We need to know if it was red or white meat obviously to pair it with a whine.
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


And Genetic Experiments helicopter
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61851002


:mutant:

Yes apparently its only cool for the aliens to violate nature according to some in this thread.
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Re: If I see an alien I'm probably shooting it in the face.
Too bad aliens do not exist

demons do
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We have had recovered alien bodies and crashed ships , America is less than 300 years old , that means in just over 200 years we have gone from wild west cowboys to practically star trek , Roswell was real.

Aliens are not supernatural , they are as real as anything alive and have technology and a home planet somewhere.
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No alien abductions for me, but I have experienced many cases of sleep paralysis. They end when calling on Lord Jesus. There is spiritual warfare going on.
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Loving the red by the way.

Yall some sensitive aliens sheesh.

:pussy:
 Quoting: Facts>feelings


perhaps it's because of you gay posts.,,
 Quoting: M1.618


I'm not dealing with your faggy Putin love right now. He's getting his ass kicked and I don't care if some ppl fell for the Russian psyop here. He's a communist midget who is getting schooled by Obama of all ppl.

But hey, post a shirtless pic of an old Man riding a bear to prove how straight you and him both are okay sport? Have fun talking to yourself.





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