Jesus wants to bless you with a great day.

hey fuck you buddy.

:D my face right now

I am already blessed each day i draw breath on this beautiful creation and i bow my knee almost daily to his wisdom.

Yeah sure, why not, Jesus was pretty mellow..

I'm all for the nice gesture but this isn't Fakebook nor does this even actually result in something good happening.
That would be idolizing this thread by claiming it to have powers and causing people to fall prey to a dirty trick.
Jesus will bless those who believe in him, regardless of clicking on a thread on a conspiracy site.

Jesus is a GOD among men.

Right on OP! Bless you too

Whoa... you think I could get in on some of that?

Were Jesus's farts considered divine wind? Was Jesus just another madman raging around the middle East, and like the wheel of fortune, he was randomly selected to fabricate stories about?

Yeshua is *the* man. Literally.
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