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Was Gilligan gay?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/26/2006 11:39 PM
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master what is your wish lol
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10/26/2006 11:49 PM
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You guys need a cold shower,...here

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10/26/2006 11:52 PM
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How did the AA batteries in that radio keep working for five seasons?

Inquiring minds want to know.
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I thought everyone knew they were rechargable.
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10/26/2006 11:57 PM
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they would set them outside during a storm lol or let ginger sit on them
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10/27/2006 12:05 AM
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they would set them outside during a storm lol or let ginger sit on them
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ginger was fridget
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10/27/2006 12:05 AM
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And what about Batman and Robin ?
Several times Batgirl or Catwoman were passed out in the Batmobile or Batcave, and they don't even touch them !! !!
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10/27/2006 12:07 AM
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And what about Batman and Robin ?
Several times Batgirl or Catwoman were passed out in the Batmobile or Batcave, and they don't even touch them !! !!
 Quoting: thefringe 89953

gay lol
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10/27/2006 12:08 AM
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Re: Was Gilligan gay?
Andy Griffith/Andy Taylor and Bob Denver/Gilligan weren't, but SURPRISE!, SURPRISE!!, SURPRISE!!!, Jim Nabors/Gomer Pyle was sorta questionable...

[link to www.nndb.com]


so how about Sgt. Carter then ???
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


Nope, Sarge was a squared-away Marine:

[link to www.nndb.com]
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10/27/2006 12:08 AM
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were gomer an barney lovers?


gomer and andy were, andy's wife committed suicide when she found out he was gay
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


is that for real!?
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10/27/2006 12:11 AM
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were gomer an barney lovers?


gomer and andy were, andy's wife committed suicide when she found out he was gay


is that for real!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 158701


No, go here for the lowdown:

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tanx for the link
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10/27/2006 12:12 AM
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gah! i forgot how ugly alice cooper could be! ><; what a frontpage pic

okay "went there" and looking at the site

interesting!
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10/27/2006 12:16 AM
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gah! i forgot how ugly alice cooper could be! ><; what a frontpage pic

okay "went there" and looking at the site

interesting!
 Quoting: tanx for the link 158701


thats Zappa
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10/27/2006 12:33 AM
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Ummmm, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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10/27/2006 01:15 AM
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Re: Was Gilligan gay?
Why did he always refuse Ginger's flirting?
Why did he always sleep with Skipper?
Why did he keep falling into Skipper's bed?



It was a tv show , it was fantasy, it was not real and Gilligan was NOT gay. Actually he was very smart and crafty.
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10/27/2006 01:18 AM
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I thought Gomer and Rock Hudson were a couple.
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10/27/2006 01:23 AM
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Ginger and Mary Ann had hot lesbian sex when no one was watching.
 Quoting: 2XSecretAgent

I thought everybody knew that.
Gilligan and the Skipper weren't gay. They slept in separate hammocks.
The camera went into their hut because there was nothing going on in there that you couldn't show on prime time.
But Ginger and Mary-Ann were another story. They coudn't show the inside of their lesbian love nest, what with the bondage gear and strap-ons hanging on the wall, and the big double hammock.
In those days, you couldn't show that stuff on TV!!!!!
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10/27/2006 01:25 AM
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And what about Batman and Robin ?
Several times Batgirl or Catwoman were passed out in the Batmobile or Batcave, and they don't even touch them !! !!
 Quoting: thefringe 89953


When I was a kid, I had the biggest crush on Robin. Then I realized he wore tights ... scratching
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10/27/2006 01:25 AM
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Re: Was Gilligan gay?
Why did he always refuse Ginger's flirting?
Why did he always sleep with Skipper?
Why did he keep falling into Skipper's bed?



It was a tv show , it was fantasy, it was not real and Gilligan was NOT gay. Actually he was very smart and crafty.
 Quoting: Torino Scale

It's ok if you're gay...
Metamorphadite

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10/27/2006 01:27 AM
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You might think that Gilligan went for Maryanne,but...he liked Maryjane alot better...


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10/27/2006 01:29 AM
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Gilligan and the Skipper weren't gay. They slept in separate hammocks.
The camera went into their hut because there was nothing going on in there that you couldn't show on prime time.
 Quoting: Isaac Brock died for us

How do you know?
They had the whole island, and then they had the wehole hut, but Gilligan sleeps just above the Skipper, and then coveniently falls into his big, strong arms all the time?!

And why did Gilligan always run away from Ginger?
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10/27/2006 01:30 AM
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Re: Was Gilligan gay?
what about Jeannie?

who had fantasies about getting in that bottle?


with Mary Ann and Samantha - I just couldn't take on any more
 Quoting: Mr. Predictor

My mother was feminist and wouldn't let me watch Jeannie.
I watched her anyway, I loved that show.
Jeannie wasn't gay, she was a straight bondage slut. "Yes master? You called master? What is your wish master?"
And I liked when people picked up her lamp and shook it.
Jeannie would fall around the pillows like a hallway yeoman on the Starship Enterprise during a Klingon attack.
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10/27/2006 01:32 AM
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10/27/2006 01:34 AM
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and what's up with this?
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10/27/2006 01:34 AM
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Re: Was Gilligan gay?
Gilligan and the Skipper weren't gay. They slept in separate hammocks.
The camera went into their hut because there was nothing going on in there that you couldn't show on prime time.

How do you know?
They had the whole island, and then they had the wehole hut, but Gilligan sleeps just above the Skipper, and then coveniently falls into his big, strong arms all the time?!

And why did Gilligan always run away from Ginger?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 155935

Actually anything coming out of Hollywood is gay...gay, gay, gay.
Don't corrupt your minds.
Watch Eastern European, Asian, and South American films.
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10/27/2006 01:39 AM
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Wait a minute....

and Gilligan is skipper's "first mate"!!
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10/27/2006 01:40 AM
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Re: Was Gilligan gay?
Oh man, hit the motherlode, I knew it.

"The homosexual agenda of Gilligan’s Island.



Gilligan’s Island is usually dismissed as low-brow camp by most cultural warriors. Little do they know that this 60’s TV show was one of the first salvos fired in the Culture Wars by the gay left. The level of cunning by the “homintern” was so profound that few people are even aware that Gilligan’s Island was not really about sitcom; it was really a set of encoded gay “lifestyle” symbols.

Let’s look at this carefully and decode the encrypted message. My first clue was way back in the 80’s when mainstream society was shocked by the announcement that Rock Hudson was dying of AIDS. Few outside of Hollywood knew that he was gay, and that his “marriage “was really a sham. I remembered back to Gilligan’s Island and how hetero sex-bomb Ginger was always lusting after Rock Hudson. With numerous men to pick from for Ginger to lust after why pick Hudson? Surely the script writers for Gilligan’s Island were Hollywood “insiders” who must have know that Hudson was gay. If they did know, why make a joke of it? Could it be that the “in-joke” of Hudson’s orientation was funnier to gay men than to straight men? As I pondered this profound question as a college student in Missoula Montana, I was simply too ignorant of the vast and subtle “gay agenda” to decipher any more clues. It would take years for me to figure it all out.

Clue number one; Hetero Ginger lusts after in-the-closet-gay man. Hetero Ginger is a character obviously based on Marilyn Monroe. Now what kind of men have a particular fascination with Marilyn Monroe? Gay men!

Clue number two; The character of Mary-Ann is clearly based on Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. (A down-to-earth girl from Kansas who is suddenly thrust into an exotic place far from her home). Dorothy was played by Judy Garland. What kind of men have a particular veneration for Judy Garland? Gay men!

Clue number three; the strange relationship between the Skipper and his “first mate” .Remember, the skipper and Gilligan are both “seamen”. But this is just the start. Gilligan is constantly ribbing the skipper about being fat. Why? Because this gives the Skipper the chance to tell Gilligan (and the audience) that he is “big boned”. Notice that with all the space on the island Gilligan and the Skipper not only share the same hut but one sleeps above the other one! This bunk bed mentality is only needed when space is at a premium. But Gilligan sleeping above the Skipper allows for the “comedic device” of Gilligan periodically falling down on top of Skipper. Falling onto Skipper’s “big bone”.

Clue number four; Mr. and Mrs. Howell do not sleep together. This is clearly an allusion to the Hollywood practice of the gay “sham marriage”. Think Rock Hudson and that other famous “in-the-closet” guy. Conspiracy researcher Tim Cridland asserts that the gay connection with Mr. Howell is that Mr. Howell was played by Jim Backus who had previously done the voice for the cartoon character Mr. Magoo who Cridland asserts is clearly a “chocolate stabber”.

Clue number five; The hero himself, Gilligan. Why is it “funny” that Gilligan is always resisting the advances of Ginger, the Hollywood sex bomb? Why does this scenario – utterly bogus for a straight young man- crop up again and again? Ga-Ga-Ga-Gilligan is Ga-Ga-Ga-Gay……

Clue number six is the most encrypted of all. The Professor. On the surface he seems to be as straight as an arrow, even though he is oddly “wooden” when he is around “the girls”. The answer is in whom “The Professor” is supposed to be, i.e. what person in real life might he represent. The clue is in the theme song. Note that the line “three hour tour” is repeated, suggesting its subtle importance. The group could be said to be “touring”. Touring is the Key! But not touring as in going on tour but Turing, specifically Alan Turing gay British mathematician! The professor represents Alan Turing!

Well there you have it, now I think you will watch Gilligan’s Island in a whole new way. Clearly this is only the first step in understanding. How many more TV shows are really just encrypted gay lifestyle symbols? I don’t’ know yet but I have recently learned that some researchers are suspecting SpongeBob Squarepants of being gay.

By they way, his pants aren’t square, as they are not planar, they are three dimensional. Further, they are not even cubic, as they are wider than they are tall. Therefore he should properly be referred to as “Spongebob Parallelepiped Pants”.
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10/27/2006 02:13 AM
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Re: Was Gilligan gay?
u spend way too much time watching tv.
vicious

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It was a tv show , it was fantasy, it was not real and Gilligan was NOT gay. Actually he was very smart and crafty.
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that doesn't mean he can't love the cock,does it ?
" I'll cut you like a box,along the flaps."

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How did the AA batteries in that radio keep working for five seasons?

Inquiring minds want to know.
 Quoting: Metamorphadite

Zero point energy.

The professor was a genius, dammit!