It’s sleazy, it’s totally illegal, and yet it could become the future of retirement - Tontines. | |
The Real Jack (OP) User ID: 66822930 United States 01/23/2016 06:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tontines, you see, operate on a morbid principle: You buy into a tontine alongside many other investors. The entire group is paid at regular intervals. The key twist: As your fellow investors die, their share of the payout gets redistributed to the remaining survivors. Just be happy - yet question everything. |
beeches User ID: 69710263 United States 01/23/2016 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dad had a novel called The Tontines. always thought it was a family or something. so glad to read this - sounds interesting. Is it a form or annuity or something? annuities were the backbone of savings in this country long before the stock market came into existence, so I have been told. Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
The Real Jack (OP) User ID: 66822930 United States 01/23/2016 06:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My dad had a novel called The Tontines. Quoting: beeches always thought it was a family or something. so glad to read this - sounds interesting. Is it a form or annuity or something? annuities were the backbone of savings in this country long before the stock market came into existence, so I have been told. Okay, so if you paid a king 100 pounds, he might promise to pay it all back to you with interest over the course of a dozen years — that would be a bond. Or the king might make small annual payments to you and descendants for the rest of eternity — that would be a perpetuity. Or the king might make you slightly larger annual payments until you died — that would be an annuity. Yet tontines.. totally different. It's almost all 3 into one. Just be happy - yet question everything. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71105989 United States 01/23/2016 09:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tontines, you see, operate on a morbid principle: You buy into a tontine alongside many other investors. The entire group is paid at regular intervals. The key twist: As your fellow investors die, their share of the payout gets redistributed to the remaining survivors. Quoting: The Real Jack So if you kill off everyone else you get their cut? Ok, I see a plan coming together. |
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Last of the Maccabees User ID: 71247387 United States 01/24/2016 01:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is this sleazy and illegal? because wall street and the gov doesn't get a big cut? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71309588 How is this sleazy and illegal? because wall street and the gov doesn't get a big cut? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71309588 Putting a price on your head with people you know doesn't sound like the greatest idea ever. [link to www.godsmessageontheweb.com (secure)] - My Podcasts (RSS) [link to www.godsmessageontheweb.com (secure)] - My Site (SSL) [link to www.wheniwokeupthismorning.com] - Aliens are Demons [link to godsmessage.indianapolisunderground.com] - Free Audio and Web Bibles. We are fishers of men. Fishermen don't bang gongs and scream to catch fish. They "wisely" bait their hooks and capture the imagination of the fish. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71309588 United States 01/24/2016 01:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How is this sleazy and illegal? because wall street and the gov doesn't get a big cut? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71309588 How is this sleazy and illegal? because wall street and the gov doesn't get a big cut? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71309588 Putting a price on your head with people you know doesn't sound like the greatest idea ever. I'm sure it could be setup where people are semi-anonymous to each other. This sounds like propaganda probably from wall-street or other interested parties. |
The Real Jack (OP) User ID: 66822930 United States 01/24/2016 05:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's say me, The Comedian, GFG, Trinity, Bodiless, NODOOM go into a Tontine. We each put in $10K. We equally split the annuity - and everytime someone dies, the remaining members of the Tontine equally absorb said amount - the payments get higher as each member dies. Yet, it got a bad rap because, yes, people would "kill" etc, or a Rich man would use nothing but his family.... yet with some very minor regulations in today's day and age - It could work. Just be happy - yet question everything. |
The Real Jack (OP) User ID: 66822930 United States 01/24/2016 05:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | and many retirement communities are talking about restarting this (Being in God's waiting room... aka Florida) This could help the economy, imagine if Tontines took 1/3rd (Like they did in at the change of 19th century) made you portfolio.... The annuity payments would be huge if you had a 100 person Tontine - and if it's a 55+ plus community - imagine if they did something like this? After ten years... those 100 people, statistically - would be around 60 people... after ten yours you've made your money back, plus more now - and every-time someone dies... your payments get bigger and bigger. Just be happy - yet question everything. |
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DuckNCover User ID: 56533978 United States 01/24/2016 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's say me, The Comedian, GFG, Trinity, Bodiless, NODOOM go into a Tontine. We each put in $10K. Quoting: The Real Jack We equally split the annuity - and everytime someone dies, the remaining members of the Tontine equally absorb said amount - the payments get higher as each member dies. Yet, it got a bad rap because, yes, people would "kill" etc, or a Rich man would use nothing but his family.... yet with some very minor regulations in today's day and age - It could work. Couldn't you just set up a Trust with a group of people and have it work the same way. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71309846 United States 01/24/2016 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here's the kicker. They maintain the policy after that's employees leave- forever It's termed "dead peasants" insurance and is a significant part of the corporate cash flow. Written up in Wall Street journal in the 90's it was listed as 15%?!? Of entire returns. They have hundreds of thousands of policies. ALSO Groups can get in on this - CHURCHES can get group policies and pay from the Sunday receipts. People sign for chirch to be beneficiary. They "pledge" to buy a ten ear policy and pay the costs. Now - these policies can be MONETIZED- ie SOLD for Cash!!! Secondary market for life insurance- yes they have MONETIZED DEATH! We could do A GLP group policy There are many ways to use insurance you won't hear of unless in a closed room... A remainder trust us how estates do the same as OP describes. I knew someone that was bequethed 1/16 of the benefit and was the last beneficiary - paying a certain amount and not to touch a proportion of the principal until the last piece was to go to a major university. The estate department at Pittsburg National Bank invested this money and churned (illegal) the accounts to the tune of charging $1800 a MONTH and sucked dry the old folks retirement so they got less and less - from $125000 a year down to a few thousand. Then the trustees of the university came in and took the rest before the $3-6 Million was all gone. Relatives of mine counting on that money were left as paupers. PNB is too big to sue apparently. So setting up this stuff requires controls on the Banksters that administrate |
Nikola Tesla User ID: 3320371 United States 01/24/2016 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tontines, you see, operate on a morbid principle: You buy into a tontine alongside many other investors. The entire group is paid at regular intervals. The key twist: As your fellow investors die, their share of the payout gets redistributed to the remaining survivors. Quoting: The Real Jack If I understand this, it would be advantageous to be in a group of investors that are older than myself? Add to that, other investors who are in poor health? This would leave more funds for the survivors group of which I would be a member. I presume there is no way of determining who you are investing with. Its a crap shoot so to speak. This is an interesting concept, I was not familiar with it until reading this thread. Thank you for the enlightenment. "One person with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson "You’ve heard that we are what we eat. But we also are what we think". “Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views." -William F. Buckley Jr. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 61831852 United States 01/24/2016 08:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's say me, The Comedian, GFG, Trinity, Bodiless, NODOOM go into a Tontine. We each put in $10K. Quoting: The Real Jack We equally split the annuity - and everytime someone dies, the remaining members of the Tontine equally absorb said amount - the payments get higher as each member dies. Yet, it got a bad rap because, yes, people would "kill" etc, or a Rich man would use nothing but his family.... yet with some very minor regulations in today's day and age - It could work. I like my odds. I mean, I like this idea. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
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The Comedian :D User ID: 61831852 United States 01/24/2016 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tontines, you see, operate on a morbid principle: You buy into a tontine alongside many other investors. The entire group is paid at regular intervals. The key twist: As your fellow investors die, their share of the payout gets redistributed to the remaining survivors. Quoting: The Real Jack If I understand this, it would be advantageous to be in a group of investors that are older than myself? Or, say, more GMO-consuming. Or prescription drug-addicted. Or living closer to a local mosque. Yes... Yes... Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71273993 United States 01/24/2016 08:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tontines, you see, operate on a morbid principle: You buy into a tontine alongside many other investors. The entire group is paid at regular intervals. The key twist: As your fellow investors die, their share of the payout gets redistributed to the remaining survivors. Quoting: The Real Jack If I understand this, it would be advantageous to be in a group of investors that are older than myself? Or, say, more GMO-consuming. Or prescription drug-addicted. Or living closer to a local mosque. Yes... Yes... Hedging your bet? |
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Debauchery User ID: 71270320 United States 01/24/2016 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's say me, The Comedian, GFG, Trinity, Bodiless, NODOOM go into a Tontine. We each put in $10K. Quoting: The Real Jack We equally split the annuity - and everytime someone dies, the remaining members of the Tontine equally absorb said amount - the payments get higher as each member dies. Yet, it got a bad rap because, yes, people would "kill" etc, or a Rich man would use nothing but his family.... yet with some very minor regulations in today's day and age - It could work. Comedian would be one rich motherfucker. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 61831852 United States 01/24/2016 08:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | GE takes an insurance policy on every new employee- about 5-10K over the years. They have "an interest" in each person as an employee- they make the payments - they cash out Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71309846 Here's the kicker. They maintain the policy after that's employees leave- forever It's termed "dead peasants" insurance and is a significant part of the corporate cash flow. Written up in Wall Street journal in the 90's it was listed as 15%?!? Of entire returns. They have hundreds of thousands of policies. ALSO Groups can get in on this - CHURCHES can get group policies and pay from the Sunday receipts. People sign for chirch to be beneficiary. They "pledge" to buy a ten ear policy and pay the costs. Now - these policies can be MONETIZED- ie SOLD for Cash!!! Secondary market for life insurance- yes they have MONETIZED DEATH! We could do A GLP group policy There are many ways to use insurance you won't hear of unless in a closed room... A remainder trust us how estates do the same as OP describes. I knew someone that was bequethed 1/16 of the benefit and was the last beneficiary - paying a certain amount and not to touch a proportion of the principal until the last piece was to go to a major university. The estate department at Pittsburg National Bank invested this money and churned (illegal) the accounts to the tune of charging $1800 a MONTH and sucked dry the old folks retirement so they got less and less - from $125000 a year down to a few thousand. Then the trustees of the university came in and took the rest before the $3-6 Million was all gone. Relatives of mine counting on that money were left as paupers. PNB is too big to sue apparently. So setting up this stuff requires controls on the Banksters that administrate Fascinating. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 61831852 United States 01/24/2016 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's say me, The Comedian, GFG, Trinity, Bodiless, NODOOM go into a Tontine. We each put in $10K. Quoting: The Real Jack We equally split the annuity - and everytime someone dies, the remaining members of the Tontine equally absorb said amount - the payments get higher as each member dies. Yet, it got a bad rap because, yes, people would "kill" etc, or a Rich man would use nothing but his family.... yet with some very minor regulations in today's day and age - It could work. Comedian would be one rich motherfucker. Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |
The Comedian :D User ID: 61831852 United States 01/24/2016 08:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Tontines, you see, operate on a morbid principle: You buy into a tontine alongside many other investors. The entire group is paid at regular intervals. The key twist: As your fellow investors die, their share of the payout gets redistributed to the remaining survivors. Quoting: The Real Jack If I understand this, it would be advantageous to be in a group of investors that are older than myself? Or, say, more GMO-consuming. Or prescription drug-addicted. Or living closer to a local mosque. Yes... Yes... Hedging your bet? Let's just say statistics and I are old friends. :grin: Saint Comedian, Patron Saint of Bringing the Butthurt to Dipshits ‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC, Secretary of Defense [link to www.godlikeproductions.com] "Subterfuge and social pressure are the wheel and fire of the 21st century" - Some asshole Legal Disclaimer: All comments are intended as humor and/or fiction and not advice, and not to be confused with any event or person, living or dead. |