Get the fuck down from your high horses you endless hypocrites

OMG the title is so full of win, this could be a breaker

I'm no hypocrite.
You don't know me.
I am Charlton!

Just ride the train with me dear ochoco

Only I like your bacon, I'd tell you where to go ;)

so at the ranch today some dude walks up to me and says

"how long have you been in this country"

I would think at least some Americans would like to look like me

and whos and what list does this put us on

No list, nothing like that, just a kind gesture

climb off my dick

contrary

most would be better off on high horses

You this this shit?
Thats what is going through your minds

thats ok i can wait