Why do Russian-speakers sound so sinister?

eeet izzz sooo you vill not be able to ask our vimmnez for da schnappz

You live right next to them so maybe you know. I kind of like the language and the speaking of it.

You're a drongo bogan!

Say what, now?

People fear that which they don't understand.

And WTF is up with your constant posting of 'nomesane?'

Is this your lame ass attempt to replicate the thug slang for 'know what I'm sayin'?

If so, you suck horribly at it and need to quit trying to act like an idiot, because it really is working. Unless you actually are one? In that case, my condolences.