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GLP Dating Thread - 2016 | |
CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997  Canada02/08/2016 06:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe somebody said earlier about no women posting in this thread... Quoting: CalmShock ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF GLP ARE BELONG TO MEEEEEE!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAA   you're a regular Mac daddy, Calm. I come from a long line of "Daddys Of The Mac". It's a sort of secret society that one can only be a member of through bloodlines or exorbitant member fees. We generally meet twice a month in womens washrooms at random dive bars and exchange tales of conquest. Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| eekers Dreamer of Dreams User ID: 63577683  United States02/08/2016 06:11 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe somebody said earlier about no women posting in this thread... Quoting: CalmShock ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF GLP ARE BELONG TO MEEEEEE!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAA you're a regular Mac daddy, Calm.I come from a long line of "Daddys Of The Mac". It's a sort of secret society that one can only be a member of through bloodlines or exorbitant member fees. We generally meet twice a month in womens washrooms at random dive bars and exchange tales of conquest. LOL won't the women be able to listen to your conversation from the other stalls and warn other women about these Daddies of the Mac? "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/08/2016 06:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not poems.... songs from the heart. :D I'm gonna let the thread takes it own course for a bit before continuing any lyricisms. You will get one as well gorgeous, as ALL the wominz of Harem De La CalmShock receive their own personal serenade of love.  Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/08/2016 06:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I believe somebody said earlier about no women posting in this thread... Quoting: CalmShock ALL THE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF GLP ARE BELONG TO MEEEEEE!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAA you're a regular Mac daddy, Calm.I come from a long line of "Daddys Of The Mac". It's a sort of secret society that one can only be a member of through bloodlines or exorbitant member fees. We generally meet twice a month in womens washrooms at random dive bars and exchange tales of conquest. LOL won't the women be able to listen to your conversation from the other stalls and warn other women about these Daddies of the Mac? I'm going to bring that up at the next board meeting.... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| YourTomatoPlants User ID: 70667970 United States02/09/2016 06:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | luv ya, calmshock, BUT I'm savin' all my sammiches for someone who can appreciate them!! Cool thread, though. 5 stars for keeping it lighthearted around here. Quoting: YourTomatoPlants  Light hearted? You just smashed my heart to pieces in one fell swoop... There'll always be a place for you amongst Harem De La CalmShock darlin... "If you love something, let it go... If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't it never was..." Sorry to smash your heart, babe. I really didn't mean to. Here's an apology sammich, and a poem for you: For you I would go the extra mile Thoughts of you always bring a huge smile We had beautiful conversations about the Fibonacci spiral And about a secret hideaway along the Canadian Nile But alas it was you that made my heart shatter For every time I came around it was you that would scatter You say there is a place for me in your harem to claim I graciously accept it if you still feel the same I still fold for you like a cheap card table To make sammiches for you I stand ready, willing and able Wow... Ok... That was fucking good. Like really really good. Now I both feel like a dick and a champion at the same time... One of these days you're going to have to confess who this is although I think I have a sneaking suspicion..  Thank you, and at the same time, I did not intend to make you feel like a dick. I am sincerely sorry about that. I was trying to explain the 'saving my sammiches', as it were. You are only a champion to me, love. We should chase the wind sometime.... |
| Face Palmer User ID: 1149868  Germany02/09/2016 06:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58686169 United States02/09/2016 06:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 06:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock Light hearted? You just smashed my heart to pieces in one fell swoop... There'll always be a place for you amongst Harem De La CalmShock darlin... "If you love something, let it go... If it comes back to you it's yours, if it doesn't it never was..." Sorry to smash your heart, babe. I really didn't mean to. Here's an apology sammich, and a poem for you: For you I would go the extra mile Thoughts of you always bring a huge smile We had beautiful conversations about the Fibonacci spiral And about a secret hideaway along the Canadian Nile But alas it was you that made my heart shatter For every time I came around it was you that would scatter You say there is a place for me in your harem to claim I graciously accept it if you still feel the same I still fold for you like a cheap card table To make sammiches for you I stand ready, willing and able Wow... Ok... That was fucking good. Like really really good. Now I both feel like a dick and a champion at the same time... One of these days you're going to have to confess who this is although I think I have a sneaking suspicion.. Thank you, and at the same time, I did not intend to make you feel like a dick. I am sincerely sorry about that. I was trying to explain the 'saving my sammiches', as it were. You are only a champion to me, love. We should chase the wind sometime.... I say we just let it flow and see where it takes us ;) The wind was never really able to keep up with me anyway :P Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 06:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sunshine on a rainy day hardly compares to the sound of your sway angelically gifted, the talent you shared reminds me of lost days, though for you I've always cared Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 06:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  What this thread needs is a "sugar twig" For any of you that were around for the other thread you know what I mean... Do I have any challengers? Is anyone prepared to take the title for the Harem De La CalmShock??? Don't let fear and common sense hold you back fellas.... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71431703  Australia02/09/2016 06:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Year... New dating thread. Quoting: CalmShock Here's everyones chance at romance... Tell that special someone how much you want to do the horizontal tango with them, sniff their toes or make incense candles with their discarded shower hair.... DISCLAIMER - All the cute girls are belong to me. Feel free to post pics if you think that'll improve your chances as well peeps. As with all CalmShock threads, anything goes. " all the cute girls are belong to me " Is that because your so intelligent ? |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 06:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No girls would post in this thread you fucking moron. One starred, so this will die quickly... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25237814  A newer edition to Harem De La CalmShock but loved just as much, my heart beats like a clock no fear of disparaging the shills and the trolls she's the head of security, now capture the moles! Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Year... New dating thread. Quoting: CalmShock Here's everyones chance at romance... Tell that special someone how much you want to do the horizontal tango with them, sniff their toes or make incense candles with their discarded shower hair.... DISCLAIMER - All the cute girls are belong to me. Feel free to post pics if you think that'll improve your chances as well peeps. As with all CalmShock threads, anything goes. " all the cute girls are belong to me " Is that because your so intelligent ? If it isn't that, the list might include charming, romantic, hilarious, attractive, confident, daring, philosophical, sensuous, creative, statuesque and generally awesome. Don't be jealous cause your date never called you back. Kangaroos have a hard time with cell phones. Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One of the originals to the love fold her gaze like a vice, my heart it does hold I'd gamble my soul for her faintest touch as I shove it inside her, she yells out "TOO MUCH" ok, that was super vulgar but you know me well enough to get away with it I hope ;P Gotta let the rebel out once in a while... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71431703 Australia02/09/2016 07:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Year... New dating thread. Quoting: CalmShock Here's everyones chance at romance... Tell that special someone how much you want to do the horizontal tango with them, sniff their toes or make incense candles with their discarded shower hair.... DISCLAIMER - All the cute girls are belong to me. Feel free to post pics if you think that'll improve your chances as well peeps. As with all CalmShock threads, anything goes. " all the cute girls are belong to me " Is that because your so intelligent ? If it isn't that, the list might include charming, romantic, hilarious, attractive, confident, daring, philosophical, sensuous, creative, statuesque and generally awesome. Don't be jealous cause your date never called you back. Kangaroos have a hard time with cell phones. Did you actually read your quote , I'm not jealous of the dribble running down your dates face that's for sure , she can't be real bright |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71431703 Australia02/09/2016 07:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Year... New dating thread. Quoting: CalmShock Here's everyones chance at romance... Tell that special someone how much you want to do the horizontal tango with them, sniff their toes or make incense candles with their discarded shower hair.... DISCLAIMER - All the cute girls are belong to me. Feel free to post pics if you think that'll improve your chances as well peeps. As with all CalmShock threads, anything goes. " all the cute girls are belong to me " Is that because your so intelligent ? If it isn't that, the list might include charming, romantic, hilarious, attractive, confident, daring, philosophical, sensuous, creative, statuesque and generally awesome. Don't be jealous cause your date never called you back. Kangaroos have a hard time with cell phones. Did you actually read your quote , I'm not jealous of the dribble running down your dates face that's for sure , she can't be real bright My new sugar twig.... Ask and ye shall receive!! Ok Dumbdee... not sure what kind of internet you guys are using "down under", but maybe if you took a break from drunken koala porn long enough to stay abreast of the latest memes, you might have saved yourself the embarassment.  Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Welcome to the Harem my dear A cutey like you, welcome any year as the numbers of gorgeous ladies doth grow catch me on cam one day and you might get a show ;P Ego maniac much bro ? I try to at least twice daily. In between fondling myself in the mirror and texting myself compliments of course... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71431703 Australia02/09/2016 07:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71431703 " all the cute girls are belong to me " Is that because your so intelligent ? If it isn't that, the list might include charming, romantic, hilarious, attractive, confident, daring, philosophical, sensuous, creative, statuesque and generally awesome. Don't be jealous cause your date never called you back. Kangaroos have a hard time with cell phones. Did you actually read your quote , I'm not jealous of the dribble running down your dates face that's for sure , she can't be real bright My new sugar twig.... Ask and ye shall receive!! Ok Dumbdee... not sure what kind of internet you guys are using "down under", but maybe if you took a break from drunken koala porn long enough to stay abreast of the latest memes, you might have saved yourself the embarassment. :stfu1: Yeah yeah we know , all the cute girls are belong to you ... Dickhead |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71431703 Australia02/09/2016 07:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Welcome to the Harem my dear A cutey like you, welcome any year as the numbers of gorgeous ladies doth grow catch me on cam one day and you might get a show ;P Ego maniac much bro ? I try to at least twice daily. In between fondling myself in the mirror and texting myself compliments of course... Mate , any half smart girl would run a mile from you , have fun |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock Welcome to the Harem my dear A cutey like you, welcome any year as the numbers of gorgeous ladies doth grow catch me on cam one day and you might get a show ;P Ego maniac much bro ? I try to at least twice daily. In between fondling myself in the mirror and texting myself compliments of course... Mate , any half smart girl would run a mile from you , have fun Mate? It's funny how the term "mate" over here means something completely different, or maybe that was a Freudian slip and you're toying with the idea of fornication with me? Sorry bro, no poem for you...  Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71431703 Australia02/09/2016 07:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I try to at least twice daily. In between fondling myself in the mirror and texting myself compliments of course... Mate , any half smart girl would run a mile from you , have fun Mate? It's funny how the term "mate" over here means something completely different, or maybe that was a Freudian slip and you're toying with the idea of fornication with me? Sorry bro, no poem for you... :chicknuts: Your not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed are ya , but you are a TOOL indeed |
| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock I try to at least twice daily. In between fondling myself in the mirror and texting myself compliments of course... Mate , any half smart girl would run a mile from you , have fun Mate? It's funny how the term "mate" over here means something completely different, or maybe that was a Freudian slip and you're toying with the idea of fornication with me? Sorry bro, no poem for you... Your not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed are ya , but you are a TOOL indeed I'm not a tool... THIS... is a tool...  Get it Dumbdee? Do you get it?!? But seriously, if you don't get a bit more creative with the trolling I might just have to ignore your pasty pimpled ass... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71431703 Australia02/09/2016 07:50 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71431703 Mate , any half smart girl would run a mile from you , have fun Mate? It's funny how the term "mate" over here means something completely different, or maybe that was a Freudian slip and you're toying with the idea of fornication with me? Sorry bro, no poem for you... :chicknuts: Your not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed are ya , but you are a TOOL indeed I'm not a tool... THIS... is a tool... :screwdriver: Get it Dumbdee? Do you get it?!? But seriously, if you don't get a bit more creative with the trolling I might just have to ignore your pasty pimpled ass... NO.........you are a tool , maybe a little self reflection might be in order , but most narcissists find it difficult |
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| CalmShock (OP) User ID: 71362997 Canada02/09/2016 07:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: CalmShock Mate? It's funny how the term "mate" over here means something completely different, or maybe that was a Freudian slip and you're toying with the idea of fornication with me? Sorry bro, no poem for you... Your not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed are ya , but you are a TOOL indeed I'm not a tool... THIS... is a tool... Get it Dumbdee? Do you get it?!? But seriously, if you don't get a bit more creative with the trolling I might just have to ignore your pasty pimpled ass... NO.........you are a tool , maybe a little self reflection might be in order , but most narcissists find it difficult I do plenty of self reflection during my fondling activities. We already went over this hotshot... Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock |
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| plzxplain User ID: 71410418 Australia02/09/2016 08:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | New Year... New dating thread. Quoting: CalmShock Here's everyones chance at romance... Tell that special someone how much you want to do the horizontal tango with them, sniff their toes or make incense candles with their discarded shower hair.... DISCLAIMER - All the cute girls are belong to me. Feel free to post pics if you think that'll improve your chances as well peeps. As with all CalmShock threads, anything goes. " all the cute girls are belong to me " Is that because your so intelligent ? If it isn't that, the list might include charming, romantic, hilarious, attractive, confident, daring, philosophical, sensuous, creative, statuesque and generally awesome. Don't be jealous cause your date never called you back. Kangaroos have a hard time with cell phones. Op, I hope you're not another Aussie hater  |
