I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY!!!

Hey OP. I noticed you said your wife and you have been married 10 years now, do you guys have any names picked?

My wife and I were married 2 years before we had our little guy. I just remember having some names picked before we were even trying.
(None made the cut anyway)

This is the problem with humanity

Ignorance breeding.

All babies are different, but the first 2 months can be tough. Then they start to sleep better, and they start to get a little personality. The baby will melt your heart with it's little smiles every day.
Remember, the best thing you can do for your kid is to have a strong and mutually respectful relationship with his or her momma. Enjoy the ride!

Are you sure its no just gas? You might need some Ex-lax!

Yeah, we have names for either gender. We've had one since the beginning, because all males in my family have the same name. We chose the girl's name around the time we got married if I remember rightly.

If your DNA was devine you woulnt even need to entertwine.

It would be catigorically saved book and kept for the records.

Maybe you'll hit the lotery this time.

In the mean time...I guess Christians blah blaque Iraq Blood Whine

Who needs Macebook when the Akashic Records keep spinning...
Ligers
Whine/ing

Having a kid is great, I would have never thought so beforehand. Oh, and in the meantime beat that pregnant pussy up. It's got a different feel after a couple months.

Haha. Well, my wife had DD breasts as it is. So I'm looking forward to seeing what happens with all those pregnancy hormones. ;)

Definitely pregnant! She just took another test and it's even stronger positive.

:D

Congrats!!!!

I have 3 and expecting #4 really soon.

If you have any questions, please ask, I would be happy to help.

Like this......NEVER EVER turn on a bright light at night when you are sleeping. Even if you need to change a diaper or help the little one back to sleep.

Use a night light. Because if the lights come on, the baby will expect it and will want to stay awake...you are screwed for sleep!

Also, these little buggers need to sleep twice as long as they are awake.

and... a few never does...

do not ever push their legs straight. They will remain pulled up for a time. They can not stretch their legs out like we can. I see parents swaddle their baby tight and the legs are down. That causes extreme discomfort for you and the baby.

never ever give them honey until at least 1 year old. It will make them VERY sick.

safe blow for 9 months....who could pass that up?!

hope you and the mrs. are white

i vote for glp for name

Congrats to you and your new family,

Some advise: the world through school, media, and influence will teach your child that there is no God, they evolved from a rock, there is no point to life other than to indulge in sin, and that the human race is a desease that must be controlled.
Your job is to tell your child the truth: there is a God who created the heaven and the earth and everything in it, God loves you very much but you have free will and he will not force you to love him. But if you do freely love him and accept his son as your savior, you will inherent the kingdom of heaven.

God bless

Ah, good advice. I wouldn't have thought of that. I added you to my buddy list - I'll be sure to message when we get closer to the birth!



Yup.



Thanks. We'll be homeschooling. No way in hell we're sending our kid to public school.

God bless you and your growing family. Congratulations!

Have you picked out a SSN?