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Michigan senate passes bill outlawing oral and anal sex.,Violators will face 15 YEARS in prison!!!

 
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02/09/2016 06:48 PM
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dont worry Op
ill fix ya up ;)
you can move to my place
I dont live in michigan
you'll be good to go here xoxoxoxXXXOXOX! ;)

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02/09/2016 06:54 PM
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Well that Sucks,,OH wait?
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Good one!!!!!
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02/09/2016 06:57 PM
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Michigan has been chosen for the Muslims to start their new country.
Sharia compliant laws will be snuck in everywhere now.
Detroit was destroyed on purpose to drive out the whites.
Now Flint. All the cities there will be emptied through creative means.
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02/09/2016 06:58 PM
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OUTLAW VAGINAL SEX !!! NO MORE POLLUTION BREEDERS : Time To End the sub-Human race!!! Earth is Dying from Pollution...look around...the bees and pollinators die off from pesticides,the forests cut down,the rivers polluted,the oceans dumping ground of plastic,toxic waste,oil spills and nuclear radiation!!! THE TIME TO END is Now!!! Final Waring We DO NOT NEED ANY MORE WALMART - Dumbed down ZOMBIES!!! skull_fing
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OUTLAW VAGINAL SEX !!! NO MORE POLLUTION BREEDERS : Time To End the sub-Human race!!! Earth is Dying from Pollution...look around...the bees and pollinators die off from pesticides,the forests cut down,the rivers polluted,the oceans dumping ground of plastic,toxic waste,oil spills and nuclear radiation!!! THE TIME TO END is Now!!! Final Waring We DO NOT NEED ANY MORE WALMART - Dumbed down ZOMBIES!!! skull_fing
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02/09/2016 07:00 PM
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Well done michigan. You just took america back to the dark ages.
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Because sticking your dick in an ass full of shit is enlightenment?
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02/09/2016 07:06 PM
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I wonder how they plan on collecting evidence against me?
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This post has been reported to the authorities along with your ip address and your mac address.

Welcome to step one of your conviction.
Admitting you change your mac or ip address only makes you look guilty.
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Well done michigan. You just took america back to the dark ages.
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Because sticking your dick in an ass full of shit is enlightenment?
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"YOU SHOULD OF BEEN A BLOWJOB!" bump
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02/09/2016 07:08 PM
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That's a violation of "pursuit of happiness.
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02/09/2016 07:09 PM
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Republicans hate sex.....
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02/09/2016 07:18 PM
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But I guess the act of one man one cup would be legal there?
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02/09/2016 07:25 PM

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Wow, the thought of that is hard to swallow.
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02/09/2016 07:28 PM
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Undercover dicks, thats how they are going to catch you.
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02/09/2016 07:35 PM
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This in a state where poisoning the public water systems is perfectly legal. Bwahahahahahaha!
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02/09/2016 07:36 PM
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archaic and oppressive legislation?

cool2

I don't think sending billions of sperms to die inside an anus full of feces , or to be digested in acid is fair to them !

Give them the chance to try making it home inside a clean vagina.

The vagina also gets energy FEED by the sperm.
Are we screwd ! ~~~~
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Also, there is no such thing as oral and anal sex.

It's either sexual, as in, leading to reproduction. Or its nothing to do with sex.
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Good for MI. Not even animals mate with a sewer pipe. People who do anal are nothing more than 2 legged animals. Oral is just a form of lust and should be banned as well. No gay person has a sound mind.
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02/09/2016 07:37 PM
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Just saw this and id simply put this on the list of things cops really don't give a shit about lol
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02/09/2016 07:40 PM
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they just outlawed one of the FBI's favourite tactics
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02/09/2016 07:41 PM
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This in a state where poisoning the public water systems is perfectly legal. Bwahahahahahaha!
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Because the Modern American CORPORATE SLAVE loves his daily FlUORIDE dumbing-down and does not Protest or Revolt! "HAIL OBAMA!"
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02/09/2016 07:42 PM
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Lansing, MI — During their session last week, the Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all forms of sodomy, anal, oral, gay and non-gay — making the acts punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

 Quoting: Just Trina


Again..

The US Supreme Court HAS ALREADY RULED ON THIS, multiple times over many years, and such laws ARE UNCONSTITUTIONAL!

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02/09/2016 07:42 PM
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This won't set well with the supreme injustices and their gay love marriage bullshit.
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02/09/2016 07:44 PM
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Republicans hate sex.....
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Democrats hate humanity.
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02/09/2016 07:45 PM
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What if my penis slips?
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Wow, the thought of that is hard to swallow.
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It becomes obvious in the end.
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Re-wild Michigan and deport all its citizens to Africa; most will wind up in their country of origin, anyway.
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What if my penis slips?
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Involuntary assasination.
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archaic and oppressive legislation?

cool2

I don't think sending billions of sperms to die inside an anus full of feces , or to be digested in acid is fair to them !

Give them the chance to try making it home inside a clean vagina.

The vagina also gets energy FEED by the sperm.
 Quoting: R&D scientist

NEW LAW : Birth Control must be used by everyone to get a Driver License,Register to Vote or to Get Food Stamps...
Why Do Think the US Taxpayers should fork over money (welfare) so that the Walmart Americans can breed a new generation of "HONEY BOO BOOS?
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02/09/2016 07:59 PM
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is this going to hurt Tourism in Detroit ?
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02/09/2016 08:01 PM
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Re: Michigan senate passes bill outlawing oral and anal sex.,Violators will face 15 YEARS in prison!!!
Anal sex is how Libturds are conceived. Libturd reduction is a great thing people. I don't agree on the oral sex being outlawed. God wouldn't of made it feel so good if it was bad.
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02/09/2016 08:01 PM
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Will you still be able to watch ATM porno?





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