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CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 111026
United States
11/21/2006 12:57 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

I am 23 and believe all Americans
between the ages of 18-25 should
join in the fight against terrorism
in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I am from Switzerland.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 160737
Germany
11/21/2006 1:36 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

I am 23 and believe all Americans
between the ages of 18-25 should
join in the fight against terrorism
in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I am from Switzerland.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 111026


ROTFL !!! Goofy Thum
Ghost^Avatar
User ID: 160732
United States
11/21/2006 2:19 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.
When Liberty has reached Her golden goal... To whom shall Freedom pay His toll?
BlueDolphin
User ID: 160767
United States
11/21/2006 3:49 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.
 Quoting: Ghost^Avatar





that's a good one !


~ The Planet Earth is nothing but a uselessly populated Dust ball....
~ Many Star cultures from different galaxies battle each other for control of this Planet.


alien03
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/21/2006 4:56 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.





that's a good one !


~ The Planet Earth is nothing but a uselessly populated Dust ball....
~ Many Star cultures from different galaxies battle each other for control of this Planet.


alien03
 Quoting: BlueDolphin


Good creative writing folks!

Excellent!...

...Yesterday, I had my cool and comforting winds blowing from my mountains.
Todays draft sucks.

Ish
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 73941
United States
11/21/2006 4:59 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

hi Ishtah. good to see you. I'll play.

1/ Have you stopped beating you wife yet?
2/ No....uhhmm, Yes....uhmm. Oh, F*ck off.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 122539



omg.... laugh
slightly retarded guy
User ID: 160806
United States
11/21/2006 5:03 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

The following sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 160605
Anonymous Proxy
11/21/2006 5:06 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.
 Quoting: Ghost^Avatar


Very good, Winston.

Now, hold those contradictory thoughts as you airbrush the latest White House Lawn photograph.
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/21/2006 5:13 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

awhore
nocomment
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 697
United States
11/21/2006 5:20 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Just obeying orders.
Obedience is suicide.
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/21/2006 5:33 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

PARTY!!
canceled.
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 102875
Sweden
11/21/2006 5:34 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

He watched with excitement as she took off her panties.
She was a he.
BlueDolphin
User ID: 160767
United States
11/21/2006 5:56 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Ish,
you're really good at this !!

lmao


Ok, here's another :

The panting anonymous caller breathed into her ear, "I want some Pussy..."
She gave him the number of the local pet store and hung up the phone.


catdance
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 102875
Sweden
11/21/2006 6:05 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Hey Anonymous Coward 102875!
I would like to make love to you!
nanni2
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/21/2006 6:24 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Ish,
you're really good at this !!

lmao


Ok, here's another :

The panting anonymous caller breathed into her ear, "I want some Pussy..."
She gave him the number of the local pet store and hung up the phone.


catdance
 Quoting: BlueDolphin


1rof1

She felt the wind, with all its sweet memories of sailing adventures of old, wisp through her hair.
Then she slamed shut the hurricane shelters door.

lol

Ish
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
BlueDolphin
User ID: 160959
United States
11/22/2006 5:00 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Bump for creative writing !! music

the above example I gave
was drawn from actual experience btw !
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
KY6
User ID: 160100
United Kingdom
11/22/2006 5:15 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

I felt her hard nipples through the flimsy gown as I carried her toward the window. Manequins are heavy.
BlueDolphin
User ID: 160959
United States
11/22/2006 5:26 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

KY6


ahahahahaha

1rof1

lmao

laugh
<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>>
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/22/2006 10:42 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

I felt her hard nipples through the flimsy gown as I carried her toward the window. Manequins are heavy.
 Quoting: KY6 160100

chuckle.....good one...

The peaceful lake stretched out before him like glass.
The cool water closed in around him as he sank.

shark
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Elusive Wild Dingo
User ID: 156327
United States
11/22/2006 11:15 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

I love you.
What's your name?
Apocalypse Troll SubscriberModerator
Forum Moderator
User ID: 4316
United States
11/22/2006 11:26 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Her teeth bit with delight into the sweet crunchy apple

Near the core, half a worm writhed in anguish
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/22/2006 11:27 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

I love you.
What's your name?
 Quoting: Elusive Wild Dingo

heartbreak

lol...

Yes, I am PAID to watch the screams of twisted and destorted children bend and disform before me.

Ahhh, to work at a Carnival.


Ish
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/22/2006 11:29 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Her teeth bit with delight into the sweet crunchy apple

Near the core, half a worm writhed in anguish
 Quoting: Apocalypse Troll


yak

lol
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 150320
United States
11/22/2006 11:38 AM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

I just spilled oil at the entrance of my military base

What should I do with these three motorcycles??? 1dunno1
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 116457
United States
11/22/2006 12:26 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

how about tension with one sentence:

You can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor.
vicious
User ID: 119488
Canada
11/22/2006 1:27 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

Hey Vanilla face.

Can you direct me to the coping with racism seminar ?




This is an awesome thread.
" I'll cut you like a box,along the flaps."

This has been a Viciousalawicious Production. the views and opinions of the above poster do not necessarily correspond with the views and opinions of VA Productions.

So don't bother complaining to us about what this crazy bitch is saying.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 150320
United States
11/22/2006 2:17 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

We come in peace and to free you from oppression. afro

Now relax and pass me a box of Ammo macgunabomb
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/22/2006 7:26 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

YOU FOLKS ARE GOOD!...

...The grass is a green frame.

It holds the charred remains of Mary's house.


dead3

lol

Ish.
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Ishtahota
User ID: 117656
United States
11/22/2006 7:36 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

We come in peace and to free you from oppression. afro

Now relax and pass me a box of Ammo macgunabomb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 150320


woohoo

or maybe..

I hate going to the bank.
I never carry enough ammo.

macgun
Live Long, Laugh Often, Love Much!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 159892
United States
11/22/2006 7:45 PM
Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?Quote

My girlfriend gave me some head.

It dripped blood on the new carpet.
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