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CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?

 
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I am 23 and believe all Americans
between the ages of 18-25 should
join in the fight against terrorism
in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I am from Switzerland.
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
I am 23 and believe all Americans
between the ages of 18-25 should
join in the fight against terrorism
in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I am from Switzerland.
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ROTFL !!! Goofy Thum
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.
When Liberty has reached Her golden goal... To whom shall Freedom pay His toll?
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.
 Quoting: Ghost^Avatar





that's a good one !


~ The Planet Earth is nothing but a uselessly populated Dust ball....
~ Many Star cultures from different galaxies battle each other for control of this Planet.


alien03
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.





that's a good one !


~ The Planet Earth is nothing but a uselessly populated Dust ball....
~ Many Star cultures from different galaxies battle each other for control of this Planet.


alien03
 Quoting: BlueDolphin


Good creative writing folks!

Excellent!...

...Yesterday, I had my cool and comforting winds blowing from my mountains.
Todays draft sucks.

Ish
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
hi Ishtah. good to see you. I'll play.

1/ Have you stopped beating you wife yet?
2/ No....uhhmm, Yes....uhmm. Oh, F*ck off.
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omg.... laugh
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
The following sentence is true.

The previous sentence is false.
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
The FRB guys tell us, gold is no longer useful as coined money.

Which is why we will be confiscating that useless metal at gunpoint.
 Quoting: Ghost^Avatar


Very good, Winston.

Now, hold those contradictory thoughts as you airbrush the latest White House Lawn photograph.
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awhore
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
Just obeying orders.
Obedience is suicide.
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PARTY!!
canceled.
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
He watched with excitement as she took off her panties.
She was a he.
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
Ish,
you're really good at this !!

lmao


Ok, here's another :

The panting anonymous caller breathed into her ear, "I want some Pussy..."
She gave him the number of the local pet store and hung up the phone.


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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
Hey Anonymous Coward 102875!
I would like to make love to you!
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
Ish,
you're really good at this !!

lmao


Ok, here's another :

The panting anonymous caller breathed into her ear, "I want some Pussy..."
She gave him the number of the local pet store and hung up the phone.


catdance
 Quoting: BlueDolphin


1rof1

She felt the wind, with all its sweet memories of sailing adventures of old, wisp through her hair.
Then she slamed shut the hurricane shelters door.

lol

Ish
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Bump for creative writing !! music

the above example I gave
was drawn from actual experience btw !
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
I felt her hard nipples through the flimsy gown as I carried her toward the window. Manequins are heavy.
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KY6


ahahahahaha

1rof1

lmao

laugh
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
I felt her hard nipples through the flimsy gown as I carried her toward the window. Manequins are heavy.
 Quoting: KY6 160100

chuckle.....good one...

The peaceful lake stretched out before him like glass.
The cool water closed in around him as he sank.

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I love you.
What's your name?
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
Her teeth bit with delight into the sweet crunchy apple

Near the core, half a worm writhed in anguish
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I love you.
What's your name?
 Quoting: Elusive Wild Dingo

heartbreak

lol...

Yes, I am PAID to watch the screams of twisted and destorted children bend and disform before me.

Ahhh, to work at a Carnival.


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Her teeth bit with delight into the sweet crunchy apple

Near the core, half a worm writhed in anguish
 Quoting: Apocalypse Troll


yak

lol
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
I just spilled oil at the entrance of my military base

What should I do with these three motorcycles??? 1dunno1
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
how about tension with one sentence:

You can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor.
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
Hey Vanilla face.

Can you direct me to the coping with racism seminar ?




This is an awesome thread.
" I'll cut you like a box,along the flaps."

This has been a Viciousalawicious Production. the views and opinions of the above poster do not necessarily correspond with the views and opinions of VA Productions.

So don't bother complaining to us about what this crazy bitch is saying.
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
We come in peace and to free you from oppression. afro

Now relax and pass me a box of Ammo macgunabomb
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YOU FOLKS ARE GOOD!...

...The grass is a green frame.

It holds the charred remains of Mary's house.


dead3

lol

Ish.
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
We come in peace and to free you from oppression. afro

Now relax and pass me a box of Ammo macgunabomb
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 150320


woohoo

or maybe..

I hate going to the bank.
I never carry enough ammo.

macgun
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Re: CREATE TENSION WITH TWO SENTENCES...TRY IT!---- I was just shooting into the sky. What should I do with this angel?
My girlfriend gave me some head.

It dripped blood on the new carpet.