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Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?

 
Wubbo Ockels

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With your best friend ?
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my best friend is an 10,000 lb. elephant

so easy money..


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02/11/2016 03:08 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
I would if I was Chuck Norris
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Your ego ain't big enough for this arena, QC. lolsign
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Do you mean a nag*er or an actual gorilla?
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02/11/2016 03:10 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
Break it up into 5x3min. rounds.

And I'll take everything you have.

Oh, and 1 rule...the monkey can't wear any protective headgear.
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02/11/2016 03:13 PM
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Not even for 15 seconds. 5 seconds...??? depends on how big the arena is and the distance from the moment of countdown.
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02/11/2016 03:17 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
With your best friend ?
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Maybe vs a black bear if I was armed with a knife and given 10 minutes to prepare in the woods.. make a few spears and hope to induce a charge, impale.. but not a guerrilla.. You'd need 2 very well armed people to even stand a tiny chance.. I don't know if it's even possible..
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02/11/2016 03:19 PM
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If by "fight" you mean run away for dear life for 15 mins then you might and I mean MIGHT have a deal..
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That one little smack would have liquefied them little people.
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02/11/2016 03:27 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
This guy would. Balls of steel:

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02/11/2016 03:50 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
a 1yr old gorilla would literally turn you into mush with one quick assault

your spine would be sticking out of our back.. your face on the ground legs twisted up backwards over your shoulderblades
jutting from your guts
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02/11/2016 04:04 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
Even an 80 lb chimp could reduce a human to flank steak in 30 seconds. They are 5 times stronger than humans and have BEAST MODE ready to unleash.

So, 300 lb gorilla... yeah. No.
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02/11/2016 06:15 PM

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Even an 80 lb chimp could reduce a human to flank steak in 30 seconds. They are 5 times stronger than humans and have BEAST MODE ready to unleash.

So, 300 lb gorilla... yeah. No.
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Yep
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
Even an 80 lb chimp could reduce a human to flank steak in 30 seconds. They are 5 times stronger than humans and have BEAST MODE ready to unleash.

So, 300 lb gorilla... yeah. No.
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Yep
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I guess some people want to be remembered for their suicide... but not realize that their suicide would be marked down as a "Darwin Award" overall.
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What are you going to do with 5 million dollars with your limbs and head torn off your body?
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What are you going to do with 5 million dollars with your limbs and head torn off your body?
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yes
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
Even an 80 lb chimp could reduce a human to flank steak in 30 seconds. They are 5 times stronger than humans and have BEAST MODE ready to unleash.

So, 300 lb gorilla... yeah. No.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 54749447


Yep
 Quoting: CigarTigher


I guess some people want to be remembered for their suicide... but not realize that their suicide would be marked down as a "Darwin Award" overall.
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I was agreeing to his comment lol. I would never fight a gorilla
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02/11/2016 06:49 PM
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What are you going to do with 5 million dollars with your limbs and head torn off your body?
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02/11/2016 06:51 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
Maybe... I think I can hold my best friend between the gorilla and me for 15 mins. I'm a lot bigger and stronger than he is.
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02/11/2016 06:54 PM
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i would pay a gold coin to watch the gorilla fuck brief
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02/11/2016 06:54 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
I don't know abut that. I'm 6'5" 285lb body builder and even I wouldn't be small next to a full grown gorilla. Pound for pound I might be as strong as him but he's bigger and his body and instinct was shaped by nature and mine by watching fights of other humans and TV. So no I wouldn't do that I would have my face chewed up and never be the same. For 5 minutes I might consider it as long as I got to see the gorilla fight another gorilla before so I know what to expect and how they fight.
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I don't know abut that. I'm 6'5" 285lb body builder and even I wouldn't be small next to a full grown gorilla. Pound for pound I might be as strong as him but he's bigger and his body and instinct was shaped by nature and mine by watching fights of other humans and TV. So no I wouldn't do that I would have my face chewed up and never be the same. For 5 minutes I might consider it as long as I got to see the gorilla fight another gorilla before so I know what to expect and how they fight.
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You would be torn to goo in seconds, foo.
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02/11/2016 07:10 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
You wouldn't even fight for 5 seconds with a gorilla OP and be ripped apart like a play doll, heck even a chimpanzee would kill you in 30 seconds.. they too are phsycially twice as strong as any human.
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02/11/2016 07:13 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
I don't know abut that. I'm 6'5" 285lb body builder and even I wouldn't be small next to a full grown gorilla. Pound for pound I might be as strong as him but he's bigger and his body and instinct was shaped by nature and mine by watching fights of other humans and TV. So no I wouldn't do that I would have my face chewed up and never be the same. For 5 minutes I might consider it as long as I got to see the gorilla fight another gorilla before so I know what to expect and how they fight.
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I'm sorry...



I shouldn't of done that.
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
No problem...heres how:
(1) Amputate his arms and legs.
(2) Have all his teeth removed

Whats he gonna do now ...huh, come at me bro
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02/11/2016 07:15 PM
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
No problem...heres how:
(1) Amputate his arms and legs.
(2) Have all his teeth removed

Whats he gonna do now ...huh, come at me bro
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His gums would squish you. Would be like stabbing you effectively with a spoon.
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
No problem...heres how:
(1) Amputate his arms and legs.
(2) Have all his teeth removed

Whats he gonna do now ...huh, come at me bro
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There are like many dozens of cases were even chimpanzees killed humans.. the question is retarded and adults entertaining it.. should go try to fight a chimpanzee first haha, first think the ape will do is rip off your thumbs like as if peeling off a banana.. then bite their face off .. enjoy dumbasses LOL
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What are you going to do with 5 million dollars with your limbs and head torn off your body?
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Seriously!

If the ape really gets angry, you're hand are gone... probably feet too.

They will quite literally chew off your face.
Probably rip out your guts too.
oh, and rip off your genitals.

um... I'm passing on that offer.
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
I don't know abut that. I'm 6'5" 285lb body builder and even I wouldn't be small next to a full grown gorilla. Pound for pound I might be as strong as him but he's bigger and his body and instinct was shaped by nature and mine by watching fights of other humans and TV. So no I wouldn't do that I would have my face chewed up and never be the same. For 5 minutes I might consider it as long as I got to see the gorilla fight another gorilla before so I know what to expect and how they fight.
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Expect to be destroyed.

They fight like gorillas. I imagine they tackle you to the ground and then bite your head until it crushes like a grape.
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Re: Would you fight a gorilla for 15 minutes for 5 million dollars?
Yeah..They telegraph their moves. Just run circles around it. Duck and weave, duck and weave. I wouldn't fight a baboon for for ten though.





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