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| Gelatinous Mass Offer Upgrade  User ID: 67046660  United States02/11/2016 05:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| BeelzeBob User ID: 918411 United States02/11/2016 05:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in the process of gaining three times my normal body weight through unchecked gorging of food...soon I shall lose it all and be prepared for the wave. Isn't it all relative, won't everything increase in the same manner, basically making it un-noticeable. Am I misunderstanding how this works? I'm not from Canada, not that there's anything wrong with that..... |
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| cosmicgypsy User ID: 68929326 United States02/11/2016 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Gettin' me a pretty pink scarf and fella with a badass motor scooter, and....  You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. -Buckminster Fuller ...I adapt to the unknown, under wandering stars I've grown, by myself, but not alone... [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] |
| Gelatinous Mass (OP) User ID: 67046660 United States02/11/2016 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in the process of gaining three times my normal body weight through unchecked gorging of food...soon I shall lose it all and be prepared for the wave. Quoting: BeelzeBob Isn't it all relative, won't everything increase in the same manner, basically making it un-noticeable. Am I misunderstanding how this works? Generally the effect will be an increase in mass, both real and perceived, but not size. Non-rigid, pliable bodies will spread out more when in contact with a solid surface set perpendicular to the gravitational pull. As their side of the Earth exposed to Planet X rotates away, this effect will gradually decrease, only to start again one half cycle (12 hours) later. . Last Edited by Gelatinous Mass on 02/11/2016 05:59 PM |
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| Gelatinous Mass (OP) User ID: 67046660 United States02/11/2016 06:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Even the people at NASA are shrugging their shoulders at that one, but some ideas are beginning to emerge: 1. Encourage your women to purchase reinforced bras. 2. Prop 2x4s at 6' intervals under power and above ground cable lines. 3. Add extra pressure to your tires. 30-50% of rated pressure should work. 4. Install steel shelves in kitchen cabinets bearing heavy loads. 5. Think long and hard about replacing your roof. These are just ideas. Your situation may vary and warrant additional actions. Last Edited by Gelatinous Mass on 02/11/2016 06:09 PM |
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| BeelzeBob User ID: 918411 United States02/11/2016 06:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in the process of gaining three times my normal body weight through unchecked gorging of food...soon I shall lose it all and be prepared for the wave. Quoting: BeelzeBob Isn't it all relative, won't everything increase in the same manner, basically making it un-noticeable. Am I misunderstanding how this works? Generally the effect will be an increase in mass, both real and perceived, but not size. Non-rigid, pliable bodies will spread out more when in contact with a solid surface set perpendicular to the gravitational pull. As their side of the Earth exposed to Planet X rotates away, this effect will gradually decrease, only to start again one half cycle (12 hours) later. . So I watched the video, and while intriguing, the only mention of a year time frame is that someone might spot it within the year. Do you have any additional info that puts it close enough to our orbit to have an effect? If this were to happen, I think one pass of the "barbecue roll" and we'd all be toast. Also wouldn't the near side of earth be "lighter", so you could almost float, and the far side of earth be "heavier" as you are pulled against the earth? I'm not from Canada, not that there's anything wrong with that..... |
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| Gelatinous Mass (OP) User ID: 67046660 United States02/11/2016 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm in the process of gaining three times my normal body weight through unchecked gorging of food...soon I shall lose it all and be prepared for the wave. Quoting: BeelzeBob Isn't it all relative, won't everything increase in the same manner, basically making it un-noticeable. Am I misunderstanding how this works? Generally the effect will be an increase in mass, both real and perceived, but not size. Non-rigid, pliable bodies will spread out more when in contact with a solid surface set perpendicular to the gravitational pull. As their side of the Earth exposed to Planet X rotates away, this effect will gradually decrease, only to start again one half cycle (12 hours) later. . So I watched the video, and while intriguing, the only mention of a year time frame is that someone might spot it within the year. Do you have any additional info that puts it close enough to our orbit to have an effect? If this were to happen, I think one pass of the "barbecue roll" and we'd all be toast. Also wouldn't the near side of earth be "lighter", so you could almost float, and the far side of earth be "heavier" as you are pulled against the earth? Hmmmmm. I will have to run the math. Let me get back to you, though my initial impressions is that the far side of the Earth will simply return to it's normal state. |
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| BHZP User ID: 71363171  Germany02/11/2016 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | We are getting familiar with you. Sisyphus || QEP: [link to quantumearthproductions.com] || Soon @_@: Thread: You can create temporarities! || G^^G: [link to www.givemegossip.com] |
| TheOracle'sCookie User ID: 71328184 United States02/11/2016 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA is postulating that sometime in the next year, the Earth will experience what can Quoting: Gelatinous Mass only be described as a "gravity wave tsunami" resulting from the mysterious Planet X entering the solar system. [link to solarsystem.nasa.gov] The net effect will be all objects tripling in mass, potentially causing widespread structural failures, poor thrust to weight ratios for aircraft resulting in the grounding of air traffic, widespread power-line failure, sagging breasts, exaggerated muffin top and more. As only one side of the Earth can be facing Planet X at any give moment, this impact will affect the Earth in a barbecue roll manner. What are YOU doing to prepare? . Just in case someone reading this thread DOES NOT REALIZE that it is a satire...you should check the OP's link in his intro paragraph. The article IS FROM NASA...but it says nothing about what the OP is blathering about. It only confirms the discovery of a planet called "Planet 9." Reading comprehension is NOT A BIG PLAYER with some folks reading our GLP threads...(not to mention some of us who compose them! lol!) SO...don't panic!  O'sCookie :Woahhhhsee: "...EXAGGERATED muffin top ALERT? OMG!" Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 02/11/2016 06:28 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 36006719 Canada02/11/2016 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Who can stand before god eh? No more standing upright like god says they. I figured out how to build an antigravity room for the occasion but shelved it. Diamagnetic destruction via heated then cooled base elements, but then you gotta build a room out of the stuff and repeat the process. I'll crawl it out with the rest of you. |
| Gelatinous Mass (OP) User ID: 67046660 United States02/11/2016 06:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA is postulating that sometime in the next year, the Earth will experience what can Quoting: Gelatinous Mass only be described as a "gravity wave tsunami" resulting from the mysterious Planet X entering the solar system. [link to solarsystem.nasa.gov] The net effect will be all objects tripling in mass, potentially causing widespread structural failures, poor thrust to weight ratios for aircraft resulting in the grounding of air traffic, widespread power-line failure, sagging breasts, exaggerated muffin top and more. As only one side of the Earth can be facing Planet X at any give moment, this impact will affect the Earth in a barbecue roll manner. What are YOU doing to prepare? . Just in case someone reading this thread DOES NOT REALIZE that it is a satire...you should check the OP's link in his intro paragraph. The article IS FROM NASA...but it says nothing about what the OP is blathering about. It only confirms the discovery of a planet called "Planet 9." Reading comprehension is NOT A BIG PLAYER with some folks reading our GLP threads...(not to mention some of us who compose them! lol!) SO...don't panic! O'sCookie :Woahhhhsee: "...EXAGGERATED muffin top ALERT? OMG!" Thanks, Dude. :( Judging from some of the responses there actually appeared to be some uptake on this. Oh well, probably all for the better that it was called out. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1963023 United States02/11/2016 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA is postulating that sometime in the next year, the Earth will experience what can Quoting: Gelatinous Mass only be described as a "gravity wave tsunami" resulting from the mysterious Planet X entering the solar system. [link to solarsystem.nasa.gov] The net effect will be all objects tripling in mass, potentially causing widespread structural failures, poor thrust to weight ratios for aircraft resulting in the grounding of air traffic, widespread power-line failure, sagging breasts, exaggerated muffin top and more. As only one side of the Earth can be facing Planet X at any give moment, this impact will affect the Earth in a barbecue roll manner. What are YOU doing to prepare? . Just in case someone reading this thread DOES NOT REALIZE that it is a satire...you should check the OP's link in his intro paragraph. The article IS FROM NASA...but it says nothing about what the OP is blathering about. It only confirms the discovery of a planet called "Planet 9." Reading comprehension is NOT A BIG PLAYER with some folks reading our GLP threads...(not to mention some of us who compose them! lol!) SO...don't panic! O'sCookie :Woahhhhsee: "...EXAGGERATED muffin top ALERT? OMG!" That's never stopped you from posting moronic bullshit though. |
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| TheGuruCanSeeThroughYou User ID: 69387244 United Kingdom02/11/2016 06:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | NASA is postulating that sometime in the next year, the Earth will experience what can Quoting: Gelatinous Mass only be described as a "gravity wave tsunami" resulting from the mysterious Planet X entering the solar system. [link to solarsystem.nasa.gov] The net effect will be all objects tripling in mass, potentially causing widespread structural failures, poor thrust to weight ratios for aircraft resulting in the grounding of air traffic, widespread power-line failure, sagging breasts, exaggerated muffin top and more. As only one side of the Earth can be facing Planet X at any give moment, this impact will affect the Earth in a barbecue roll manner. What are YOU doing to prepare? . Just in case someone reading this thread DOES NOT REALIZE that it is a satire...you should check the OP's link in his intro paragraph. The article IS FROM NASA...but it says nothing about what the OP is blathering about. It only confirms the discovery of a planet called "Planet 9." Reading comprehension is NOT A BIG PLAYER with some folks reading our GLP threads...(not to mention some of us who compose them! lol!) SO...don't panic! O'sCookie :Woahhhhsee: "...EXAGGERATED muffin top ALERT? OMG!" And that's how to spread big news without inducing panic. slick |
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