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London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.

 
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11/21/2006 05:30 PM
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London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
There is not a single chance for the Olympic Games to take place in London in 2012.
Anyone how lives in London and has eyes and ears cannot possibly think that this is possible. The 2012 Olympics will be failed by Londoners on every front: transport, housing, facilities, - you name it.
This scenario is valid even if the things in the World remain kinda the same till 2012.
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11/21/2006 05:35 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
go to youtube and watch the bit from lee evans talking bout the london games.

its so true and funny.
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11/21/2006 05:43 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
Here are the damning reasons why London could never possibly host the 2012 Olympics;

1) They're all Cockneys (and Mockneys).

2) It's foggy all the time, pea-souper stuff since the Industrial Revolution.

3) You can't understand a word they say (see no. 1).

4) Unless, you've been educated at the Dick Van Dyke Academy of Cockney Elocution!

5) London taxi drivers laugh (and drive off, right sharpish) if you proffer Federal Reserve Notes.

6) Madonna lives there.

7) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are NOT "gay" partners.

8) The above non-gayboys live in shared quarters at 221b Baker Street. Check it out, next time you're there.
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
Any particular reason why you believe London won't be able to host the Olympic games?
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11/21/2006 05:44 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
go to youtube and watch the bit from lee evans talking bout the london games.

its so true and funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 160415


could not find it.
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11/21/2006 05:48 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
1) They're all Cockneys (and Mockneys).
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Not true London is full of people from all over the UK as well as the rest of the World.

2) It's foggy all the time, pea-souper stuff since the Industrial Revolution.
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Again not true. Since coal has been eliminated as a fuel.

3) You can't understand a word they say (see no. 1).
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Rubbish!

4) Unless, you've been educated at the Dick Van Dyke Academy of Cockney Elocution!
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Dick Van Dyke was/is American

5) London taxi drivers laugh (and drive off, right sharpish) if you proffer Federal Reserve Notes.
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That's because it's not a valid currency in the UK. Euros are welcomed though.

6) Madonna lives there.
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Yeah she has good taste.

7) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are NOT "gay" partners
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Irelevant.

8) The above non-gayboys live in shared quarters at 221b Baker Street. Check it out, next time you're there.

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More utter bollocks.


Thank You.
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11/21/2006 05:51 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
Any particular reason why you believe London won't be able to host the Olympic games?
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Yes, the whole thing does not appear possible to me; on par with the end of the World. You see, I have tried hard to imagine the Olympics in London and I have failed, so will they.
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11/21/2006 05:53 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
1) They're all Cockneys (and Mockneys).
*************************************

Not true London is full of people from all over the UK as well as the rest of the World.

2) It's foggy all the time, pea-souper stuff since the Industrial Revolution.
**********************************

Again not true. Since coal has been eliminated as a fuel.

3) You can't understand a word they say (see no. 1).
************************************

Rubbish!

4) Unless, you've been educated at the Dick Van Dyke Academy of Cockney Elocution!
************************************

Dick Van Dyke was/is American

5) London taxi drivers laugh (and drive off, right sharpish) if you proffer Federal Reserve Notes.
************************************

That's because it's not a valid currency in the UK. Euros are welcomed though.

6) Madonna lives there.
***********************************

Yeah she has good taste.

7) Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are NOT "gay" partners
************************************

Irelevant.

8) The above non-gayboys live in shared quarters at 221b Baker Street. Check it out, next time you're there.

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More utter bollocks.


Thank You.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 160817


Good Grief.

You poor, unfortunate git - with no sense of humour.

I hope you get better!
SUPER STRUCTURE

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11/21/2006 05:54 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
8 million pounds is to be paid and it will be worth every penny? This was said on the radio today. YEH YEH
Who knows what the truth is???
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11/21/2006 05:58 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
8 million pounds is to be paid and it will be worth every penny? This was said on the radio today. YEH YEH
 Quoting: SUPER STRUCTURE


SS, you must mean 8 Billion. At least.

8 Million just about covers the Blair family expenses for a year in Provence!

Or Tuscany.
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11/21/2006 06:01 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
8 million pounds is to be paid and it will be worth every penny? This was said on the radio today. YEH YEH


SS, you must mean 8 Billion. At least.

8 Million just about covers the Blair family expenses for a year in Provence!

Or Tuscany.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 160605



Yes you are probably right. This is disgusting.
Who knows what the truth is???
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2006 06:05 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
Open your minds.....2012 is a symbolic date. No coincidence the Olympics being held in central London...the centre of the NWO.

Why though? Harnessing energy, that's what the Annunaki are all about. Energy to avert OR attempt to control the SHIFT??????????
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11/21/2006 06:06 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
"Good Grief.

You poor, unfortunate git - with no sense of humour.

I hope you get better!"


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Oh and you're hilarious????!!
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11/21/2006 06:06 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
8 million pounds is to be paid and it will be worth every penny? This was said on the radio today. YEH YEH


SS, you must mean 8 Billion. At least.

8 Million just about covers the Blair family expenses for a year in Provence!

Or Tuscany.



Yes you are probably right. This is disgusting.
 Quoting: SUPER STRUCTURE


Yes, dear SS,

Everything, every damn' thing in this beknighted world, is about THE MONEY.

Cui bono?
Anonymous Coward
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11/21/2006 06:09 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
This is all sour grapes uk
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11/21/2006 06:10 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
"Good Grief.

You poor, unfortunate git - with no sense of humour.

I hope you get better!"


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Oh and you're hilarious????!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 160817


I was trying to be, but obviously rubbed you up the wrong way.

I gave it a go. Why don't YOU try being funny?

BTW, I'm English (don't like London, though).

And,being funny means that you're prepared to take as good as you give.

Take it away!
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11/21/2006 06:27 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
Ok

Bono in concert in Ireland silences the audience and says solemnly:

"Everytime I clap my hands a child dies in Africa"


breaking the silence a lone voice from near the front row shouts back:

"Then stop fookin clapping then!"


Funny enough for ya?
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11/21/2006 06:37 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
Ok

Bono in concert in Ireland silences the audience and says solemnly:

"Everytime I clap my hands a child dies in Africa"


breaking the silence a lone voice from near the front row shouts back:

"Then stop fookin clapping then!"


Funny enough for ya?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 160817


Superb!

Bono is the Ultimate, Pretentious Twat!

I hope he gets the real Hi-Power AIDS, that is yet to come!

(HINT - AIDS is a bullshit myth. People who die from "AIDS", actually get poisoned to death from the DOCTOR-prescribed drugs! Isn't that so BEAUTIFUL? D'ye see how it WORKS?)

No?

Ah, so be it.
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11/21/2006 06:48 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
Glad you liked it mate.

I'm English too and live in London, which I love!

oh by the way I'm HIV+ too...should I stop taking the meds?
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11/21/2006 06:51 PM
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Re: London 2012 Olympics - must be a joke.
By that date also the Glass Pyramid at Tate Gallery (designed by Herzog & de Meuron, Basel/Swizerland) should be opened.

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