I am a Sasquatch....ask me a question and I will think about responding.

What's your favourite cookbook?

Why are you so elusive?

Why are you so elusive?


Because you fat ass Americans cause earth quakes when you walk so we run away from you.

How much does Nike pay you
What is the flex of your shaft
and the loft * of your SQ head

And do you like it when Tiger hits the ****** out of the ball with your head?

Why are you so elusive?


Because you fat ass Americans cause earth quakes when you walk so we run away from you.


You're an American. So is it safe to say that you have a fat ass?

What's it like to have flea's and tick's all over your body?

Why don't you shave, and get a job?

How did you get on the internet if you avoid humans?

How did you get on the internet if you avoid humans?


I threw a rock through a window at a human and it killed him so I went inside the trailor and now I am using their computer...I only avoid contact with them if they're still alive.

How did you get on the internet if you avoid humans?


I threw a rock through a window at a human and it killed him so I went inside the trailor and now I am using their computer...I only avoid contact with them if they're still alive.



Does your mommy know where you are?

Why the **** do you keep slicing when i hit you?

You are a Gentile Sasquatch. There are Jewish Sasquatch?

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do you tweeze or wax your eyebrows?