my friend sitting here next to me is a straight man who is addicted to gay porn- ask him a question.

Uncle Fuck Stick has friends?

yes- and with benefits!

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Your friend is a closeted sausage smuggler.....

Tell "your friend" that watching gay porn for pleasure, or entertainment, makes him a fag or bi, and not straight. Also tell "your friend" that when he makes threads anonymously, he doesn't have to pretend that his "fag friend" is sitting next to him.

Why is he sitting on your lap and why are you guys naked?

Does he spit or swallow?

then he isnt a straight man. no straight man watches, much less likes, gay porn.

Is he the pitcher or the catcher?

Does he have a wide stance?

Tell Brief I said hi

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Ask him why he is a poop dick

how long have you been pretending you had a friend to deal with your gayness?