Disgruntled employee quits Burger King and takes all the chicken nuggets with him

His friends are now hailing him as "The Chicken King."

The Burger King offers a heck of a severance package.

He will put them in his rectum and have his own private stash in jail lolz.

think ill call him a jail bird.

I believe the correct term is jail wallet.

But Johnalexcorrea doesn’t plan on ending his stunt with the getaway. He jokes that he plans on selling the nuggets on the black market… but is he joking?

@FOLLOWDUBBSZHOE IMMA MOVE THEIR AND SELL THEM FOR $10 FOR A .7 GRAM OF NUGGETS AND STILL BE CHEAPER THAN FOOD THEIR

— ZEALOT (@JOHNALEXCORREA) JANUARY 23, 2016
[link to firstwefeast.com]

Thank god he didn't take all the Chickin fries.

There's one for the Darwin Award! Post his crime online - what a genius. LOL

He's fondling the bag

Something about them chicken nuggets that make people go bat-shit crazy.

Black guy steals chicken.....Normal.

Carry on. Nothing to see here.

First off...5 bags of nuggets for a burger king...I had to think back when my friend was a manager for mcdonalds...and when you walked into the walk in freezer...they had boxes apon boxes of nuggets...I feel this is a great hiest story for the imagination only...