He's the male version of those Real Housewives reality shows, with the hair comb over and orange tang tan. If he combed his hair out it would reach to the middle of his back, with a big round bald spot on top of his head. And don't get me started on his porn/hooker "model" wife who can't speak even English. She's naked all over the Internet. He married a prostitute. How do you explain this mess to your kids?