Mysterious 800 Million yr old Maiden Preserved SLEEPING - in unknown Substance - Russia

The timeline seems off...

the person describing this said her eyes were open. the photo shows her eyes closed. WFT!

Way Way Way off.

The Biblitards will say it can't be more than 4000 years old, and the science types will say the dinosaurs haven't evolved yet. You have uniquely failed both with your post. Congrats!

and more made up stuff .....

This is not her of course. That is why I am asking for fotos!!!

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I have read of many other "modern" items turning up in very deep seams of coal.

So none of the photos are real and it's just a third hand story told with some made up visuals? Sounds just like the MSM!