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Obama DHS Secretary: Illegal Aliens Are “In Effect” US Citizens

 
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That's high treason motherfucker. Your interpretation of law does NOT apply.

Game over.
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I hope Mr. Trump is at least considering the arrest of a significant number of Obama administration officials after he wins the election.
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Hey Johnson, you in effect are a herpies scab, fuck yourself
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Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson told an audience today that illegal aliens are “not going away” and are “in effect” US citizens.

It’s almost as if this administration is hoping for a complete collapse of the United States.

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Jeh Johnson is a Sunni Wahabi Muslim, you stupid fucks. He's in on the subversion... bringing in hundreds of thousands of enemy muslims to attack you later this year to prevent the elections.
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Wait, what?
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What do you expect from a guy named "Jeh"?

It just sounds like a seriously dumb mother fucker!

My name is Jeh! My parents were all out of "F"s that day!

They used them all up saying the word "nuffin" too often.
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What do you expect from a guy named "Jeh"?

It just sounds like a seriously dumb mother fucker!

My name is Jeh! My parents were all out of "F"s that day!

They used them all up saying the word "nuffin" too often.
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About on par with Jeb.
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They're illegal aliens, which means they are breaking the law by being here illegally. This presents a serious National Security problem and should be treated as such.

I guess we're more worried about grandma at the airport sneaking a hand sanitizer bomb on the plane.
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Re: Obama DHS Secretary: Illegal Aliens Are “In Effect” US Citizens
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson told an audience today that illegal aliens are “not going away” and are “in effect” US citizens.

It’s almost as if this administration is hoping for a complete collapse of the United States.

[link to www.thegatewaypundit.com]
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ignorant mother fuckers! Do they believe their own bullshit or really think everybody is this fucking stupid?!?!?!?!?!

GO FUCK YOURSELF OBAMA, DHS & ANYONE WHO BUYS INTO THIS!
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he must have missed the word "illegal"

treason

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That means we are all citizens to every country on Earth now!
Yay
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I think that is what they are planning. No more nation states. Canada's PM has already called Canada the first "post-national" state. Obama planning the same. They are globalists.
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Another sickle cell monkey taught to speak...
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That means we are all citizens to every country on Earth now!
Yay
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Ya....try to go to a 3rd world country as an american with no papers or money and see how fast youre deported.

Its only traditionally caucasian countries that are scheduled for invasion.

Fuck the dhs muslim filth
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03/26/2016 11:39 AM
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Of course. If somebody breaks into your house, they are now residents living at that address. Makes perfect sense.
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One world government, global citizenship .
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Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson told an audience today that illegal aliens are “not going away” and are “in effect” US citizens.

It’s almost as if this administration is hoping for a complete collapse of the United States.

[link to www.thegatewaypundit.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70428781


This administration cant end soon enough. I only pray that Trump gets in. If its Hitlery, then its all over. Not only will America be ruined by mass illegal immigration, nuclear war is very possible. All the others ways we will be destroyed too.
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he's an idiot
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One world government, global citizenship .
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People would actual go for it, if it wasn't all about tortuously murdering all of us. If it was a cradle to grave heroin-like cozy cocoon I could see people going along very peacefully. People that wanted to be free would seem insane.

That isn't what is being drawn up. Horrific life and hideous death is all that is being offered.

How can you not resist?

We are seen as crazy for being offered a terrible life and death while those at the very top pretend to be gods.

Who could ever want that?

I pray that Trump succeeds. We just have to hope to luck that he can.
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That means we are all citizens to every country on Earth now!
Yay
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Ya....try to go to a 3rd world country as an american with no papers or money and see how fast youre deported.

Its only traditionally caucasian countries that are scheduled for invasion.

Fuck the dhs muslim filth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45714657


You could only be so lucky if you, an American, were only deported from a foreign country. Being beaten to death with shovels would probably be merciful compared to what would actually happen in most countries.

Any illegal that comes here gets eveything for free, EVERYTHING!

Meanwhile I was reading that single adult Americans without children are going to have their 170 dollar a month food stamp cards turned off.

An American, especially a white male, a disable vet, even if you have fucking nothing is left to starve, without shelter, or medical care.

But if you are a fuckin illegal, you get everything. After you get a new set of titanium dental implants you go out and vote. In as many precincts as you can get to.

The whole government is treasonous.
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More "Affirmative Action" in action.

When you put an unqualified, dimwitted, monkey in charge of DHS, dont be surprised when you get no homeland security.

When you put an unqualified, dimwitted, Mexican in charge of INS, dont be surprised when you get no immigration enforcement.

This manic desire to constantly put unqualified people in high level positions, by both parties, is destroying this country. The best and highest qualified person needs to be in every government job. We already know that the best and most qualified person for every government job will be a white male but that is a better option than continuing to dumb down the entire system simply for political correctness.

If they are not qualified or need extra credit to qualify, that means that they are UNQUALIFIED!!
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Grounds for dismissal due to dereliction of duty.

When will congress act?
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It's truly a bummer that people here on a Conspiracy Site are this clueless to not understand Citizenship vs. Sovereign.

Stop this thread until knowledge is received.
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That means we are all citizens to every country on Earth now!
Yay
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67076016


Ya....try to go to a 3rd world country as an american with no papers or money and see how fast youre deported.

Its only traditionally caucasian countries that are scheduled for invasion.

Fuck the dhs muslim filth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45714657


You could only be so lucky if you, an American, were only deported from a foreign country. Being beaten to death with shovels would probably be merciful compared to what would actually happen in most countries.

Any illegal that comes here gets eveything for free, EVERYTHING!

Meanwhile I was reading that single adult Americans without children are going to have their 170 dollar a month food stamp cards turned off.

An American, especially a white male, a disable vet, even if you have fucking nothing is left to starve, without shelter, or medical care.

But if you are a fuckin illegal, you get everything. After you get a new set of titanium dental implants you go out and vote. In as many precincts as you can get to.

The whole government is treasonous.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71890109


Looks like civil unrest is the plan, and the O administration is busily creating the environment for Soros' 16 dollar an hour revolution.

They don't have that much time left, so this will be a doozy.
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The hell they are!!!!
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Effff Obama. I'm from Mexico and it took me 10/years + to get my citizenship. Now he says all illegLs are us citizens??? This fucker is out of his mind.

One of you NSA homos relay this back to YOUR commander and chef. OBama. You're out of your mouthafuckin mind.
Had to use ghetto jargon so he could understand...YAAA DIGG
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NO THEY AREN'T. Just wait until people had enuf and stop paying their taxes, you will see the gov collapse. When that happens we will rebuild it minus the corruption and self interests because we will all know what to look for then.
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LOL!!!!

You seriously think income taxes pay for government expenditures?

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Taxes barely service the debt. You think they don't realize people will stop paying taxes? The elite do one thing that separates them from the rest of the species: They study history. Going forward all gov't expenses will be met through the printing of money and running up national Debts until the $, along with Yen, Pound, and Euro collapse just in time for a new Super Sovereign international global government with a new global currency.

And even if you stop paying income taxes don't feel too smart. You'll still be paying sales tax, gas tax, property tax, and the list goes on and on. The system is brilliantly designed to be nearly inescapable.

Welcome to the New World
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I calculated it the other day I made 31 grand last year and the forced health tax payments tooks 5,750.00 right off the top then the fed tax was 3,250.00 and my state tax was 2,200.00 then my mediocer care tax was another 857.00 and my social security tax was 1,350.00 ...well taht about 13 grand so far raped out of my 31 grand...Then there is the house property tax of 1,500 bucks and 1,400 bucks for gas for work and then food of at the least 50 bucks a week so thats at least another 2,600 bucks and our utilities gas is about 65 bucks a month and electric and sewer is another 130 bucks a month ... THe feds said there keeping my 800 dollar refund this year to pay a doctor bill in my state and part of an unemployment repay they are forcing me to do, the state kept my 300 dollar refund just because they can too. That 1,110.00 was going to get me back on track but guess it aoint happening. OH>>>my union dues were 1,400 bucks for the priveledge of being an IAM union member
And I pay that 1,400.00 so they can try to force my to vote for Billary and my company just brought half its production to Mexico and next month were going to 4 day work weeks...
In the end out of 31 grand I probably get 200 bucks a month for fun and games and more food and some alcohol to forget it all for 1 night a week.

WHILE the 1000's of immigrants around here have wallets full of money EBT cards for loads and loads of food and Free health and dental and greatly reduced housing rentals and o interest o to none down payment loans and all the education they need to bette themselves...LMAO WHat a Joke.
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No they aren't. They are freeloading invaders that need to be treated as hostile invaders.
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LOL!!!!

You seriously think income taxes pay for government expenditures?

BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Taxes barely service the debt. You think they don't realize people will stop paying taxes? The elite do one thing that separates them from the rest of the species: They study history. Going forward all gov't expenses will be met through the printing of money and running up national Debts until the $, along with Yen, Pound, and Euro collapse just in time for a new Super Sovereign international global government with a new global currency.

And even if you stop paying income taxes don't feel too smart. You'll still be paying sales tax, gas tax, property tax, and the list goes on and on. The system is brilliantly designed to be nearly inescapable.

Welcome to the New World
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You are talking out of your ass. Perhaps your heart is in the right place or it isn't. I either case you should at least study and find out the truth of what you use as a rebuttal.

In the case of taxes just covering interest, you couldn't be more wrong.

I would explain to you how the debt could be resolved for all valid creditors, including the soc sec, medicare, medicaid and highway trust funds but it is beyond you.
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You know what to do in November, or get another 8 years of barry in a TENT.
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FIFY
I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.



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I hope Mr. Trump is at least considering the arrest of a significant number of Obama administration officials after he wins the election.
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With the main fucker, Obama, first, and his bitch, Jarrett, second.
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Val J is connected in ways I don't think GLP can comprhend.

You have to drudge up the old 100% awesome GLP Obama thread, you know the one.

His background thread, bumping pinning that, will turn up the burners on what he did, as a young man, and how the women made him, and for what purpose.

Val will not go by frontal assault you need to peck at the little birdies at her ankles, she will then turn to stone.
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She is aweful woman. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out who she is. She is likely quite involved in the decision making in OR back in Jan and Fed.
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I'm never repaying my student loans, assholes. Go back to hell, demons.
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Do you mean that your loan is, in effect, paid in full?
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