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I cant wait for the age of Saturn

 
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you mean the age of satan right rigghhhtt
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Saturn is the planet of the King of the Anunna gods / Archons.

So from a Gnostic point of view, yes. Satan would be Saturn. The Demiurge.


Satan is a title or honorific that means Adversary.


The Satan you are most familiar with is Marduk, the enemy of Enlil.

From a Religious viewpoint that follows Yahweh / Enlil as god his enemy Marduk is Satan.
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this is an example of a flawed thought.

using nouns together while ascribing to them false meaning and attributes to form a belief...

is like the abomination that is the result of a gay orgy.

that's why you people need to learn how to think and speak properly.

you are guilty for bearing false witness against words.
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Saturn is Satan's planet, it's even got a 6 sides storm.

Good will always triumph over evil, they can not merge.
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Its also the 6th planet and named after Saturday the 6th day.

666
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like the people of south park repeating the words of a messed up idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about.

dey took ar jaabs
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
Hail Satan.



You guys crack me the fuck up.......



Carry on!
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Your deep denial of true evil makes me want to cry.
Satanic pedophiles are no laughing matter.
Do you think that the anal rape of a child is funny?
Do you know that they kill their child victims after the rape?
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these people are rediculous, some of the things they say.

where do they get this information?

i know. false prophets on youtube
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these people are rediculous, some of the things they say.

where do they get this information?

i know. false prophets on youtube
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You blind denial is repulsive and ignorant.
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
A Bel or a Baal is another title for a Lord. And its represented by a Bull.


Both Enlil and Marduk were known as a Baal / Bel / Lord.


Enlil was the Bull of Heaven, the Baal or Lord of Heaven, Baal Shamin.

The Temple of Baalbek is the temple to Lord Jupiter. IE Enlil. A son of Anu / El


Marduks name means the Solar Calf and you mostly know him as the Lord of Babylon.


Jeremiah 50:2

This is what the LORD says: "Tell the whole world, and keep nothing back. Raise a signal flag to tell everyone that Babylon will fall! Her images and idols will be shattered. Her god Bel Marduk will be utterly disgraced.
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these people are rediculous, some of the things they say.

where do they get this information?

i know. false prophets on youtube
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You blind denial is repulsive and ignorant.
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dont try that shit with me. you are hilarious.
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
devil6

Now you know why the Devil has horns and a bulls tail.

Its a representation of him as a Bel / Baal
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A Bel or a Baal is another title for a Lord. And its represented by a Bull.


Both Enlil and Marduk were known as a Baal / Bel / Lord.


Enlil was the Bull of Heaven, the Baal or Lord of Heaven, Baal Shamin.

The Temple of Baalbek is the temple to Lord Jupiter. IE Enlil. A son of Anu / El


Marduks name means the Solar Calf and you mostly know him as the Lord of Babylon.


Jeremiah 50:2

This is what the LORD says: "Tell the whole world, and keep nothing back. Raise a signal flag to tell everyone that Babylon will fall! Her images and idols will be shattered. Her god Bel Marduk will be utterly disgraced.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65267488


ba'al is a roman thing now. the ba'al economic system that christians worship.
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these people are rediculous, some of the things they say.

where do they get this information?

i know. false prophets on youtube
 Quoting: pantheist satire 71917323


You blind denial is repulsive and ignorant.
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dont try that shit with me. you are hilarious.
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It's no wonder that the "chosen people" are hated all over this planet. There is good reason for this.
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these people are rediculous, some of the things they say.

where do they get this information?

i know. false prophets on youtube
 Quoting: pantheist satire 71917323


You blind denial is repulsive and ignorant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70576875


dont try that shit with me. you are hilarious.
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It's no wonder that the "chosen people" are hated all over this planet. There is good reason for this.
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please explain. i never said i was chosen btw
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
The way I see it, there is no real Satan.

Because my God the Creator of All does not have an Adversary.

He is the Great Architect of the Universe and the Archons are emergent out of his creation. Intended to be his Builders.
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
when good and evil are one, one does not know neither good nor evil, it as if we had never eaten from that tempting tree.

almost 6000 years have passed, trying to teach us that what matters is not good or evil, but truth and lie, pleasure and pain, satisfaction and hunger, quench and thirst.
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Age of Innocence ?

Golden ?

:-)
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
The way I see it, there is no real Satan.

Because my God the Creator of All does not have an Adversary.

He is the Great Architect of the Universe and the Archons are emergent out of his creation. Intended to be his Builders.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65267488


the thing that you call god is the fabric of the cosmos. a field of electricity that we cannot see and has the ability to recharge itself.

we have been disconnected ever since the arc of the covenant was stolen.

it is what saturn represents.

saturn is a natural electric generator

it exports more energy than it absorbs
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The way I see it, there is no real Satan.

Because my God the Creator of All does not have an Adversary.

He is the Great Architect of the Universe and the Archons are emergent out of his creation. Intended to be his Builders.
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the romans call saturn their satan because the romans worship the ba'al economic system of monetary currency

saturn represents electric currency which is the true source.
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
the sun is the satan of saturn.

which is why christians are satanists.

they worship the sun personfied through jesus.

the sun also represents gold.

saturn represents the opposite, lead
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Jesus is an Alchemist who can turn your Lead into Gold.

He is the Capstone of the Great Work and the Grail is the Philosopher Stone.


When you sit at his table you will see the Transubstantiation of the Eucharist, and eat the Bread of long living and drink the Elixir of life.
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
when good and evil are one, one does not know neither good nor evil, it as if we had never eaten from that tempting tree.

almost 6000 years have passed, trying to teach us that what matters is not good or evil, but truth and lie, pleasure and pain, satisfaction and hunger, quench and thirst.
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Age of Innocence ?

Golden ?

:-)
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innocence... not defined yet, cant answer.

golden... everything is upside down, so choose lead, let it lead.
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Jesus is an Alchemist who can turn your Lead into Gold.

He is the Capstone of the Great Work and the Grail is the Philosopher Stone.


When you sit at his table you will see the Transubstantiation of the Eucharist, and eat the Bread of long living and drink the Elixir of life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65267488


jesus is the idol of the false prophet

learn astrotheology, the story of jesus is nothing more than the same old story of solar cycle.

he has nothing to do with the arc of the covenant.
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Jesus is an Alchemist who can turn your Lead into Gold.

He is the Capstone of the Great Work and the Grail is the Philosopher Stone.


When you sit at his table you will see the Transubstantiation of the Eucharist, and eat the Bread of long living and drink the Elixir of life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65267488


no, it is a evil Japanese (roman) anime story designed to make your kids hate America and its values.

he makes you hate yourself.

and the roman inventors use him to make gold, and turn your life into lead.

so choose lead and make your life golden...
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rabbi are you here?
I need to tell you something.
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rabbi are you here?
I need to tell you something.
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whats up bro. i just came back and your thread was right at the top haha.
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
when good and evil are one, one does not know neither good nor evil, it as if we had never eaten from that tempting tree.

almost 6000 years have passed, trying to teach us that what matters is not good or evil, but truth and lie, pleasure and pain, satisfaction and hunger, quench and thirst.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71904144



Age of Innocence ?

Golden ?

:-)
 Quoting: S__


innocence... not defined yet, cant answer.

golden... everything is upside down, so choose lead, let it lead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71905610



The so called Golden Age was also called the Age of Innocence.

Funnily enough it was lead by Saturn and Venus.
Both dragged nowadays in Satan and Lucifer malicious stories :-)

Each age with its stories :-)
Flip a coin.

chuckle
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rabbi are you here?
I need to tell you something.
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whats up bro. i just came back and your thread was right at the top haha.
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its not really about money, money is means for an aim.

we like money because money gives us power.

we like power because we use it to get (maybe its just me so read the following with discernment) sex.

and I like sex... because in sex we get to waste (or invest) our real G-d given money, SEED THE OLDEST FORM OF CURRENCY.

and women love shopping so we give them money.

and if seed is the oldest currency, what is the oldest occupation?

but who should we blame?

the inventors of money that told us to use it and buy hookers?

or should we blame the hookers?

but maybe the hookers are just pimped by someone?
and that someone is the inventor of money?

and what does he get by making money he invented?
POWER!

why does he want power... because he is weak compared to other men, so he doesn't get any woman.

maybe he is a little gay?

was the snake gay?
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
when good and evil are one, one does not know neither good nor evil, it as if we had never eaten from that tempting tree.

almost 6000 years have passed, trying to teach us that what matters is not good or evil, but truth and lie, pleasure and pain, satisfaction and hunger, quench and thirst.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71904144



Age of Innocence ?

Golden ?

:-)
 Quoting: S__


innocence... not defined yet, cant answer.

golden... everything is upside down, so choose lead, let it lead.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71905610



The so called Golden Age was also called the Age of Innocence.

Funnily enough it was lead by Saturn and Venus.
Both dragged nowadays in Satan and Lucifer malicious stories :-)

Each age with its stories :-)
Flip a coin.

chuckle
 Quoting: S__


but how can I be innocent if I already know about sex?
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rabbi are you here?
I need to tell you something.
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whats up bro. i just came back and your thread was right at the top haha.
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its not really about money, money is means for an aim.

we like money because money gives us power.

we like power because we use it to get (maybe its just me so read the following with discernment) sex.

and I like sex... because in sex we get to waste (or invest) our real G-d given money, SEED THE OLDEST FORM OF CURRENCY.

and women love shopping so we give them money.

and if seed is the oldest currency, what is the oldest occupation?

but who should we blame?

the inventors of money that told us to use it and buy hookers?

or should we blame the hookers?

but maybe the hookers are just pimped by someone?
and that someone is the inventor of money?

and what does he get by making money he invented?
POWER!

why does he want power... because he is weak compared to other men, so he doesn't get any woman.

maybe he is a little gay?

was the snake gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71919590


oh and to clear the woman.

she just wanted seed money so she could buy a child from the store in her belly...

and maybe the father was all like "a child? I don't want to take care of a child"
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rabbi are you here?
I need to tell you something.
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whats up bro. i just came back and your thread was right at the top haha.
 Quoting: pantheist satire 71095151


its not really about money, money is means for an aim.

we like money because money gives us power.

we like power because we use it to get (maybe its just me so read the following with discernment) sex.

and I like sex... because in sex we get to waste (or invest) our real G-d given money, SEED THE OLDEST FORM OF CURRENCY.

and women love shopping so we give them money.

and if seed is the oldest currency, what is the oldest occupation?

but who should we blame?

the inventors of money that told us to use it and buy hookers?

or should we blame the hookers?

but maybe the hookers are just pimped by someone?
and that someone is the inventor of money?

and what does he get by making money he invented?
POWER!

why does he want power... because he is weak compared to other men, so he doesn't get any woman.

maybe he is a little gay?

was the snake gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71919590


oh and to clear the woman.

she just wanted seed money so she could buy a child from the store in her belly...

and maybe the father was all like "a child? I don't want to take care of a child"
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i was thinking along these lines earlier.

like a brazil nut in brazil is just a nut.

but anywhere else its an exotic brazil nut.

so in a world where everyone has equal wealth, how does the below average looking man get an attractive lady?

he can't offer anything ..and the attractive lady has an above average looking mate. the below average dude is fucked, right?

so now create the monetary system which would give power to the less fortunate. with the ability to offer things only someone with power could offer.

i hear power, i still think electricity. but a different form. an artificial kind.

is the snake gay? well, they wrote it themselves. since when is a man reffered to as a whore? only a man that wears a dress could be a whore.
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whats up bro. i just came back and your thread was right at the top haha.
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its not really about money, money is means for an aim.

we like money because money gives us power.

we like power because we use it to get (maybe its just me so read the following with discernment) sex.

and I like sex... because in sex we get to waste (or invest) our real G-d given money, SEED THE OLDEST FORM OF CURRENCY.

and women love shopping so we give them money.

and if seed is the oldest currency, what is the oldest occupation?

but who should we blame?

the inventors of money that told us to use it and buy hookers?

or should we blame the hookers?

but maybe the hookers are just pimped by someone?
and that someone is the inventor of money?

and what does he get by making money he invented?
POWER!

why does he want power... because he is weak compared to other men, so he doesn't get any woman.

maybe he is a little gay?

was the snake gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71919590


oh and to clear the woman.

she just wanted seed money so she could buy a child from the store in her belly...

and maybe the father was all like "a child? I don't want to take care of a child"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71919590


i was thinking along these lines earlier.

like a brazil nut in brazil is just a nut.

but anywhere else its an exotic brazil nut.

so in a world where everyone has equal wealth, how does the below average looking man get an attractive lady?

he can't offer anything ..and the attractive lady has an above average looking mate. the below average dude is fucked, right?

so now create the monetary system which would give power to the less fortunate. with the ability to offer things only someone with power could offer.

i hear power, i still think electricity. but a different form. an artificial kind.

is the snake gay? well, they wrote it themselves. since when is a man reffered to as a whore? only a man that wears a dress could be a whore.
 Quoting: pantheist satire 21993520


I didn't understand the bold part.

anyway... I think dark energy is shit, no I mean literally it is the shit we poop.

bara - shit.

holy shit.

holy x shit

holy fucking shit

x x x
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Re: I cant wait for the age of Saturn
first part: so the first monetary man was a guy who loved a girl.
and he saw that she loves seed.

second part: DONT KNOW GOT NO IDEA

third part: he dressed as woman, got a man to give him seed and then took the seed gave it to the girl he loves hoping he she would love him?

but that didn't work... so he did it a few times until he got so used to extracting seed out of other men that he turned himself gay by accident?!
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its not really about money, money is means for an aim.

we like money because money gives us power.

we like power because we use it to get (maybe its just me so read the following with discernment) sex.

and I like sex... because in sex we get to waste (or invest) our real G-d given money, SEED THE OLDEST FORM OF CURRENCY.

and women love shopping so we give them money.

and if seed is the oldest currency, what is the oldest occupation?

but who should we blame?

the inventors of money that told us to use it and buy hookers?

or should we blame the hookers?

but maybe the hookers are just pimped by someone?
and that someone is the inventor of money?

and what does he get by making money he invented?
POWER!

why does he want power... because he is weak compared to other men, so he doesn't get any woman.

maybe he is a little gay?

was the snake gay?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71919590


oh and to clear the woman.

she just wanted seed money so she could buy a child from the store in her belly...

and maybe the father was all like "a child? I don't want to take care of a child"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71919590


i was thinking along these lines earlier.

like a brazil nut in brazil is just a nut.

but anywhere else its an exotic brazil nut.

so in a world where everyone has equal wealth, how does the below average looking man get an attractive lady?

he can't offer anything ..and the attractive lady has an above average looking mate. the below average dude is fucked, right?

so now create the monetary system which would give power to the less fortunate. with the ability to offer things only someone with power could offer.

i hear power, i still think electricity. but a different form. an artificial kind.

is the snake gay? well, they wrote it themselves. since when is a man reffered to as a whore? only a man that wears a dress could be a whore.
 Quoting: pantheist satire 21993520


I didn't understand the bold part.

anyway... I think dark energy is shit, no I mean literally it is the shit we poop.

bara - shit.

holy shit.

holy x shit

holy fucking shit

x x x
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71919590

well you must've been reffering to the original snake. to be honest, i don't really know the intended meaning of that snake in the beginning. i understand it in an astrotheological way as it refers to the constellation hydra and leo steps on its head in Genesis 3. maybe it is the same snake
and maybe its the money that allows us to understand good and evil

i was referring to the whore. the pope. the RCC. are they gay? they sure do act like it.

i've heard of the poop thing before. but i honestly wasn't sure how to take it. but it made sense when someone showed me a picture of the passover bread that looks like a log of poop. i actually heard that from ocs101. he says some crazy shit sometimes though.





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