men vs women

somebody give me a clue "what women want".............


oh, that's an easy one

half

they want half of whatever you've got

LOL

the beatings may now begin

I'm a woman, and I don't even know.
I'll think about it and let you know if I
come up with something worth reporting.

Women want their own way, even if they don't know what that is.

This confusion comes from the thousands of years of pain and suffrage of women - a need to keep vulnerable secrets secret. Which is very understandable.

But sadly now most ladies can’t see a good guy from a bad one. Think about it…

Ladies ‘seem’ to think Im flirting with them when Im being charismatic and having a sense of humour - psshhh... Im just being friendly... But then again, it could be something else – maybe they’re shy? I don’t understand it…

I was speaking to my ex-girlfriend long ago about this, and she divulged some feminine secrets – I must say I was quite shocked...

I too have experienced the same and your 120% correct.

Not sure if there is an answer.

My advice, always be good to them, even if they appear

unfair or controlling.

Take it like a man, you can do it, not fun but your built for it.

By doing so, they do eventually

see their own ways (if you can last that long).

Just go about your own business and stop trying to

figure out which side of the cube should face up.

Think about it, if they (women) were all you expected,

You would basically worship them………that’s a no no.

I'm a woman so I speak from experience when I say women in general are catty bitches. We don't even like each other and we can't get along, so I can't blame men for not being able to deal with our personality issues.

If they use birth control they are most likely nuts.

Research shows that women will chose different men depending on their cycle.
While ovulating a woman will pick the strong aggressive types,good seed,strong DNA.....crappy care takers.

The rest of the time women are more attracted to dependable,clean, intelligent men,the men that make the best care givers and fathers.

The use of birth control has shorted out their ability to choose an asshole from a good man.

Men on the other hand have been increasingly raised by single women or alone and have no positive male influence in their life and have only sports.
Sport teaches men to win,win at all costs,especially the ones you are competing with,Destroy them so you may be on top!

Men also do not know how to do shit anymore.

Remember men..... If you cannot be handsome you better be handy!

I am not a fan of Hillary Clinton but do you honestly think Bill Clinton had the controls when he was President?

You would fit right in Saudia Arabia.

No self responsibility on anyones part every one wants some one else to make them happy.

Not me, I want to meet someone already happy so we can share each other

You shouldn't care. Are you trying to get laid? Then your quest is not noble.

If you are looking for a loving relationship then just be yourself. If you like giving flowers, give flowers. If you don't like giving flowers, then don't.

The right woman will love you for you. Don't try to impress because women are suspicious of that.

In some ways a woman is more gifted in being a caregiver and having intuition how to do it right. This is why the Courts usually give a woman custody of the children, unless she can be proven unfit. A man is a born warrior (most of them). They are by nature the protectors. Do you honestly believe "football" is a woman's choice of a sport?

biology
women are meant to carry and give birth to the next generation, between the ages of 16ish and late 20's.

women who give birth late in life run the risk of having infertile children

And Men are supposed to take care of them until the children can fend for them selves.

Go against Biology you will lose.

If you just observe normal nature (not talking about the seahorse or those fishes that chase off the moms and then to raise their fries) normal nature has the female giving birth and raising the kids. Its true some males just breed and take off leaving all the work of raising the babies to the mother. Then we do have more intelligent animals males who stay with the family (be it one mate or several), but note, the male is the main protector.

A reason to laugh
A reason to smile
A reason to make
her life worthwhile

Someone to love
Someone to hold
Someone with whom
she can grow old

Something to take care of
whether child, mate or pets,
even tho' more than she bargained for
is oft times what she gets,

but this won't matter
cuz her heart has room,
& all her giving
will help her bloom

into a beautiful flower,
an angel on earth,
whose loving kindness
will help others know their worth

Time to work
Time to play
Time to live, love & learn
each day

A loving heart
A knowing mind
A wit that's sharp
A soul sublime

A kindred spirit
Good friends, no foes
A welcome sign
wherever she goes

Compassion & kindness
To be needed & believed
A hug when she's hurting
Love given & received

Respect & trust
& honesty, 'tis true
An open mind
& peace of mind, too

Although the many things
mentioned above are on the list
of what a woman wants,
she still has one more wish...

From her very special guy,
a little lovin' now & then
is EXACTLY what a woman wants,
& then to do it all... again!!!

It's simple, to be our equal partner as God intended...God did not make Eve to walk behind Adam but to walk beside in through life as companions...

He who controlled his "stick" controlled his brain...

They want to be on top

Or at equal time at the top. The trouble is they also sense there are many layers of "glass ceilings" and are frustrated and oppressed by it. Even if they ruthless claw their way to the top of the business world they're still under the unbrella of military intelligence, organized crime, public corruption, etc. Since they're nesters who seek security for their offspring they feel the oppressive weight of the many dark powers above them; the gapping maw of Moloch who seeks to devour their children.

I strongly disagree with this statement and do not understand it. Do you consider yourself a 'catty bitch'?

I know many men who are far more 'catty' than any woman I know. The women I know are beautiful, graceful, have strength of character, are loving and caring toward others, and speak truth.

The ability to stab others in the back and have personality disorders is not an issue of gender and to generalize women in that way is inaccurate.

The female is complicated, no doubt, but she settles with age and when given space to be herself and a partner who will help her stay clear when her emotions are out of synch, then the gifts she gives others will be many.



To men and women and the coming together of the two.

The solution is simple. Accomodate them as much as you can. When they get outta hand, pull down their panties and spank their bottom red. They like that. Besides, if they call the heat on you for doing it, the judge will let ya walk. Here in Texas, no way in hell you get convicted for spanking their bottom. Evidence is mandatory , what woman will allow pictures shown to the jury of their spanked red bare bottom????


Works every time lemme tell ya.

hmmm...

Women want you to ignore them. At first it pisses them off. They ALL want to be noticed so if you ignore them they will do everything imaginable to catch your eye. Just keep ignoring them. Don't even look at them.

Right before you or she leaves the area, look at her and smile, you may think she isn't looking at you, but when you ignore her, her curiousity will soar until the end when you smile. If you see her again, she will smile when she sees you and you can talk to her forever after! NO KIDDING!

Oh you're wrong there friend, they SEE the good guys...they just don't WANT the good guys! They WANT to have a terrible relationship to have something that draws sympathy from their friends. I do not mean ALL women. I know several intelligent, caring and selfless women including my fiance. But most in the USA these days have the princess syndrome. Their wants change depending on what they see on TV, see another woman having or know they shouldn't have.
P.S. there are no feminine secrets. Most women can't stand each other and are in competition with each other. Your ex probably told you some stuff her Mommy passed onto her and made it out to be something much greater. Many people are amazed at the most mundane things their parents do. :P

just treat em like shit and they will be in love with your for the rest of your life.

I really think women like guys that are assholes. Women are governed by their hormones when it comes to dating. They want an alpha male--someone that asserts his dominance over everyone else in the room. People are basically animals with slightly bigger brains.

gawd I hate threads like this...

1. You cannot make blanket statements about either gender. Every woman and every man are individuals with their own issues, blessings, needs, and expectations. What is needed and works in a relationship with one, will not work or be needed with someone else.

2. No one WANTS to have a bad relationship. There are reasons, not excuses, that some people, men and women alike, suck at relationships.

3. If you are having the same problem with every person you try to have a relationship with - then most likely, the problem is YOU.

OP - why would you need to be stern with someone you are trying to date? I, for one, would tell any man who tries to be stern with me to go fuck himself. I don't need a father at this point in my life - I'm an adult. And no one steps all over you unless you let them.

There is no such thing as "what women want". You need to get to know the individual in each relationship and discover what is needed to have a relationship with THAT person.

And if this is your experience with every woman you have a relationship with, then I suggest you take a long hard look at yourself and figure out what YOU are doing to create this dynamic and why you keep hooking up with the same kind of woman that obviously is not your type.

Be a man

First, never forget that we are MAN and WOMAN. We are different.
Second, we have different needs and quallifications - physicaly, mentally and emotionally.
Third, we have equal value, - although we not always share the same view or ability.

Stay a man, - dont try to be both. This will confuse you.

After time you will understand more.


Z.