GLP Christians, you'd HATE Jesus if he was just a regular dude posting on GLP, admit it

you'd be seething with rage, I can see it now

But at least you wouldn't be alone

I wonder how many people are going to flip out if Jesus doesn't arrive with a spaceship through a corexit nanobot portal cern opened in the pineapple glands

you know, with the microchips and the obama fema camps and shizzle

that's why Jesus will come well armed, futuristic style.

He isn't some Bernie Socialists, liberal idiot.

I know I'm right, because even entertaining the possibility I'm right upsets you, and if it upsets you it must be true

that's the nature of truth

I know, right?

Just because I don't have a registered account, no one believes me.

Forgive them, Father, they know not what they do.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wouldn't be funny if all of a sudden one day people here were like.....oh....that guy posting here is Jesus

And he was like " I've been trying to get your attention 40 ways from Sunday,...for several years "

" I told you I can control your weather, offered to prove it "

" Told you I can do miracles, offered to prove it "

" Tried to teach you the secrets of the scriptures, you won't listen "

" Which one of you supposed Jesus lovers here is going to worship me first ? "

" Hey,....why are you walking away ? "

" I thought you loved me and all that "

"...guys ?.......were you full of it this whole time you were threatening everybody with me, and telling them how much you loved me, and how much they were supposed to love me ? "

" Everybody can plainly see you do not love me as you stated many times....how does it feel to know that everybody sees how full of it you were ? "

" well, .....now you are up the creek with no paddle, because here I am, right in the middle of you,.....

just.....like.....you.....were.....warned......would......hap​pen "

That would be a doozy

Jesus would be sitting somewhere behind a keyboard, probably wouldn't even bother to try and tell you because he knows it's a waste of his time

He'd just let you convict yourself with your words and actions

That basically makes you guys a bunch of blind mice wandering right into the jaws of a hungry dragon

Those are some sobering thoughts, eh ?

Idiot.