Thinking about dressing up like a black pimp to get bitches. I am Chinese 45 y o.

maybe if you didn't think women were bitches, your chinese ass might have better luck meeting a good woman to be your lover and companion.

Silk pants and jiggle $20 worth of quarters in your pocket.

so many things wrong with this thread. its a trap

I was thinking of buying a used kids bike for $25 and X large white T shirt with some gold tooth and bling. Wrap up my hair with cloth.

What did Tupac say? Tupac told us bitches aint nothing but hos and tricks. And Snoop dogg said it aint no fun if my hommies cant get a a a a none.

Whatever you do, OP, please post pics/videos.

Seems legit.

Guess it was the type of company Tupac attracted and hung around with at the time.

It kind of sucks because I cant say the N word. I be in da hood talking ghetto and shit but when it comes to the time to use N word I have to press the horn button to beep out my N words.

Chigger???

Just follow what this guy did OP. It's ezpz.

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Im just a funky Chinaman. From the funky Chinatown.

But have you got moves like jackie chan?

you are trying too hard, and it's sad.

or a lying liar.

Personally I think you would pass easier if you try the Flavor Flav route.

lol the first time I saw that fake ass I laughed so hard.

this

Why though?

Yeah, that should do it.

you should become a tai chi chuan or kung fu master and open schools, like Bruce Lee fid. Then become Hollywood actor.
Wear black kung fu style like Bruce Lee, China clothes, silk etc.
Forget about women. You are not 15 y/old, who cares about women? They are just annoying and a lost of time, nervous energy and money.