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People who take care of their lawn are idiots

 
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People who take care of their lawn are idiots
what kind of dumbass wastes their time cutting/pulling/ weeds/ slash taking care of a lawn. Biggest waste of time ever. Seems like hard work and without purpose. IF you pay people to take care of your lawn you are an idiot also.

Who even cares about what your lawn looks like anyway?

The only people I have ever know in real life who take care of their lawn are the biggest losers I know (srs)
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"I have a responsibility for the neighborhood.."

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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
what kind of dumbass wastes their time cutting/pulling/ weeds/ slash taking care of a lawn. Biggest waste of time ever. Seems like hard work and without purpose. IF you pay people to take care of your lawn you are an idiot also.

Who even cares about what your lawn looks like anyway?

The only people I have ever know in real life who take care of their lawn are the biggest losers I know (srs)
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I live in a small ass country town and even here, the city will fine you $1500 if you don't.

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cuz like all the white people say, freedom. this is the greatest cuntry eva, and you best keep it that way. property rights is what makes this amurtardia so great, the greatest, and it's thanks to white people we got this wonderful right to own property how we like it, so if have to maintain our yard, cut our grass and then water the grass, then it's thanks to dem white folks.

thank ya, massahs! i show do like diss right to own muh property!
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
what kind of dumbass wastes their time cutting/pulling/ weeds/ slash taking care of a lawn. Biggest waste of time ever. Seems like hard work and without purpose. IF you pay people to take care of your lawn you are an idiot also.

Who even cares about what your lawn looks like anyway?

The only people I have ever know in real life who take care of their lawn are the biggest losers I know (srs)
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They hire illegal Mexicans to-do the lawn.
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AND I use tons of Earth killing fertilizers.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
We get fined if we don't take care of our property. The neighborhood association will also throw a fit.

Are you really that fucking lazy that you can't cut your grass?

You're a millenial, aren't you?
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
We get fined if we don't take care of our property. The neighborhood association will also throw a fit.

Are you really that fucking lazy that you can't cut your grass?

You're a millenial, aren't you?
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just a logical person who happens to be a millenial
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
We get fined if we don't take care of our property. The neighborhood association will also throw a fit.

Are you really that fucking lazy that you can't cut your grass?

You're a millenial, aren't you?
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good thing I specifically bought a house without a HOA
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
We get fined if we don't take care of our property. The neighborhood association will also throw a fit.

Are you really that fucking lazy that you can't cut your grass?

You're a millenial, aren't you?
 Quoting: Debauchery


just a logical person who happens to be a millenial
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Well if you are logical then you will understand that we don't want to pay thousands of dollars in fines.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
Well considering I make a living with my back and hands, I tend to hire the work out. Got a single father who is a total pro, that I gladly pay to do my office and home. He makes a nice slice from me every spring,summer, and fall. It keeps him solvent and he is top notch professional. Worth it all the way.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
We get fined if we don't take care of our property. The neighborhood association will also throw a fit.

Are you really that fucking lazy that you can't cut your grass?

You're a millenial, aren't you?
 Quoting: Debauchery


good thing I specifically bought a house without a HOA
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No HOA here, but still fines if you don't. It's in the city regulations.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
We get fined if we don't take care of our property. The neighborhood association will also throw a fit.

Are you really that fucking lazy that you can't cut your grass?

You're a millenial, aren't you?
 Quoting: Debauchery


just a logical person who happens to be a millenial
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71931401


We get fined if we don't take care of our property. The neighborhood association will also throw a fit.

Are you really that fucking lazy that you can't cut your grass?

You're a millenial, aren't you?
 Quoting: Debauchery


good thing I specifically bought a house without a HOA
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71931401


It's ok, OP. Really.

Here's a picture of your father looking at you:

homerfrown

If you're the logical side of being a Millennial, OP, then your generation is beyond lost. There's nothing wrong with mowing your lawn. Makes it look better, feel better, and helps you to feel as though you've gotten something accomplished. Whoops! I said the big no-no word to a Millennial: "Accomplished". Hah!

You, OP, are the loser here. If I had a working lawnmower I'd happily mow my lawn. It'll be rotting-on-the-inside turds such as yourself, OP, who'll help make things worse for the rest of us; if you're not already doing so.

Oh yeah, OP! I found a picture of your mom looking at you too!

margefrown
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
Yeah, I'm sure you're used to mommy and daddy taking care of it like everything else in your life. Grow up and take some responsibility in your life. Damn. Fucking millennials.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
People who don't take care of their lawn are idiots. Weeds and plant viruses have this nasty habit of spreading.
Kind of like commies, except more useful
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04/02/2016 04:31 PM
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
People who don't take care of their lawn are idiots. Weeds and plant viruses have this nasty habit of spreading.
Kind of like commies, except more useful
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lol, so unkept lawns are a health hazzard!! What a moran.

Social programming at its finest.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
It's about taking care of your property. It looks nice to the eye to see nice structures, rivers and green grass.
The eye is specifically designed and tuned to see the color green best. A one watt light source in the green spectrum appears to be brighter than a red one. It's part biology and part social. Do you wash your car? If you do it's the same as keeping your yard, (home), clean and tidy.

Id rather someone was pulling weeds than being an asshole to others.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
People who don't take care of their lawn are idiots. Weeds and plant viruses have this nasty habit of spreading.
Kind of like commies, except more useful
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71937359


lol, so unkept lawns are a health hazzard!! What a moran.

Social programming at its finest.
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Lawns with weeds and a foot of grass is hell on people with allergies.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
We take care of our shit to keep our property values up witch inturn keeps the trashy people out of our areas. If you live in an expencive area..ie nice homes and wealthy people everything is better..better stores better schools. Better everything. High home prices and tax rates keep it nice.
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That's ok. Wait til the rats and snakes and mice, mosquitoes, spiders and roaches infest his property.
He will probably blame hi mommy and daddy..lol
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
People who don't take care of their lawn are idiots. Weeds and plant viruses have this nasty habit of spreading.
Kind of like commies, except more useful
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lol, so unkept lawns are a health hazzard!! What a moran.

Social programming at its finest.
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That's nice honey, go get in your pyjamas, grab some ramen noodles, gmo soy milk, bandana, teddy bear, and cozy up around the cnn campfire.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
People who don't take care of their lawn are idiots. Weeds and plant viruses have this nasty habit of spreading.
Kind of like commies, except more useful
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71937359


lol, so unkept lawns are a health hazzard!! What a moran.

Social programming at its finest.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71917929


That's nice honey, go get in your pyjamas, grab some ramen noodles, gmo soy milk, bandana, teddy bear, and cozy up around the cnn campfire.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71937359


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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
i'm with you pretty lawns are dumb

fence it and put some sheep on it.

graze chickens on it. (you'll still need to mow occasionally)

garden it to the max.

put it to work.

food is soil transformed.
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good excuse for not doing your yard work you lazy idiot

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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
i'm with you pretty lawns are dumb

fence it and put some sheep on it.

graze chickens on it. (you'll still need to mow occasionally)

garden it to the max.

put it to work.

food is soil transformed.
 Quoting: queenbee 65011790


fuck ya


turn this whole place into Mogadishu!5a
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
I'm an idiot then , o well. I love to mow and maintain my lawn, and garden.
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
I agree.. but the neighborhood DEMANDS compliance!
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That's why God created Mexicans.
TRUMPS FAULT
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Re: People who take care of their lawn are idiots
i'm with you pretty lawns are dumb

fence it and put some sheep on it.

graze chickens on it. (you'll still need to mow occasionally)

garden it to the max.

put it to work.

food is soil transformed.
 Quoting: queenbee 65011790


I wish that were the norm instead of the exception. A mini-farm for every home.
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That's why God created Mexicans.
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Here's OP's grandpa is lookin' at you, ar-15!

lifetimefrowning

Hilarious though, ar-15.
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