I banged Andrea Tantaros while she worked at the Pied Piper Diner her parents owned..

Is that why you are now gay?

Who

nice box? describe it ...

Who the fuck is she and why should I care?

AT WORK ON THE CLOCK?

WHERE, IN THE FRIDGE?

I FINGERED HER RIGHT AT THE COUNTER FROM BEHIND...IT WAS ASLOW DAY AND BOTH PARENTS WERE OUT..

I googled her. Obviously a dumb bitch. I mean, I'd fuck her, but still - dumb cunt.

"Andrea Tantaros: Atheist Scum Trying To Destroy National Day Of Prayer!"

it reminded me of baklava...

As did I. She likes the buttseckz

Great so you got some Stinky Pinky. Thrilling.

Who hasn't? I bet murduk even snuck in there

I support your right to pray to Zeus and any other deity.

Robin Meade. Way better [link to pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com (secure)]

Lucky you OP, congrats on catching AIDS

CAN YOU BELIEVE WE ACTUALLY SERVED FOOD IN THAT PLACE?
WHAT AFUCKING RIOT

THEY OFTEN WONDERED WHY I WOULDNT TAKE MY EMPLOYEE MEAL
I KNO FOR A FACT THAT THE MEXICANS THAT WORKED THERE HAD SOME
'GOES' WITHER AS WELL

YEAH, WE WOULD SAY TO HER...HEY TU HABLA ESPANOL?
AN SHE'D BE LIKE YEAH...AND WE'D BE LIKE YEAH WE KNOW...AN LAUGH AT HER AN SHIT...

I SWEAR SHW WAS GROWING A LITTLE MUSTACHE THERE FOR A BIT
HAD TOBLEACHIT

Bet she takes it to the face.

I bet she oils her buttcheeks

OP, show us your mom's tits, or shut the fuck up!

Did she keep the change?

THIS ONE OTHER TIME...I PUT A NICKEL ON MY TIPOF MY FINGER AND GOT IT UP THERE..I HAD TO WARM IT WITH MY LIGHTER FIRST OR SHE WOULD HAVE FELT THE COLDNESS OF IT....SHE'S SUCH A SLUT!

Shes damn beautiful honestly.

she prefers the "screaming seagull"

I'd hit it.