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What headline would you most like to see on here to give you a GLP Woody?

 
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"Alien life confirmed, skies filled with craft"
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Hillary charged with war crimes.
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"Alien life confirmed, skies filled with craft"
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Oh the skies would be "filled" alright. *cough*.
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Trillions of transitional fossils have finally been found validating the evolution theory.

Followed by: All religions are banned, naturalistic materialism is the only way.
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All Debt Worldwide is Officially Forgiven. Financial Reset.
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Bush Administration found guilty on a charges and sentenced to be hanged until dead.


That would give me the mother of all hard-ons.
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Coffee crazed goats rape Muslim men across Middle East. Jihad cancelled.
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OMG! We have a winner!
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Goat rape is no laughing matter. If you joke about it it will happen to you.
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Trump Takes Office of President by Force, Starts Work April 22
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Well, you've already chosen two of mine. hf
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"Alien life confirmed, skies filled with craft"
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This, too.
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04/21/2016 04:29 PM
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livecam stream of Phenomenon in turquoise suzy's and orange bikini bottoms beating the living crap out of a blind-folded Dr Astro with the useless end of his tiny pinky telescope
repeating every walloping with the words STOP BANNING MY GLP PALS YOU NINCOMENANNYGROUNDLICKINGarseholelicker

or Astro stands on one leg with his shoes held to his ears sing ten cheesy bellends pumping up is this to graphic or not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33205737


How about a livecam of Dr Astro servicing his cell mate "bubba" in prison after he's arrested for rape? Florida Department of Law Enforcement is already investigating him...
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crikey wtf omfg wow yeah I'm seeing the insider operations of removal of evidence if true

ffs wow - lets hope its pure dribble as otherwise we have another destroyed young mind

better still I'm off back to Phen in her Suzy's....

wow
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33205737


Why would you hope that it's pure dribble? I thought you were against Dr. Astro? Hope FDLE slaps the cuffs on the fucker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71550626

I hope that its pure dribble
one - there is no young lass mentally and physically damaged or injured
two - I aint against anyone I was actually having the crack [lol wordchoice is a bitch] and included both Phen and Astro in the spoof headline - lets hope you and ur Russian friend are wrong and looking at Astro's response it is dribble - there you go spouting crap before thinking it through - hurting some innocent because you have the typing power - that's not good my friend
wonder if you could hack the alledged verbal rubbish accusation on a site like this where thousands will see it continually - bet you would run n hide....
just saying - jumping on someone elses bandwagon may take you right off the cliffs edge
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livecam stream of Phenomenon in turquoise suzy's and orange bikini bottoms beating the living crap out of a blind-folded Dr Astro with the useless end of his tiny pinky telescope
repeating every walloping with the words STOP BANNING MY GLP PALS YOU NINCOMENANNYGROUNDLICKINGarseholelicker

or Astro stands on one leg with his shoes held to his ears sing ten cheesy bellends pumping up is this to graphic or not?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33205737


How about a livecam of Dr Astro servicing his cell mate "bubba" in prison after he's arrested for rape? Florida Department of Law Enforcement is already investigating him...
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crikey wtf omfg wow yeah I'm seeing the insider operations of removal of evidence if true

ffs wow - lets hope its pure dribble as otherwise we have another destroyed young mind

better still I'm off back to Phen in her Suzy's....

wow
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Why would you hope that it's pure dribble? I thought you were against Dr. Astro? Hope FDLE slaps the cuffs on the fucker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71550626


Listen to me you sack of worthless shit, it IS pure dribble and the claims ARE false. Go ask Mavis herself if you're so determined. It's just a lie created and promoted by evil lying bastards like you who hate me and hate this site. End of discussion.
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Thread: [fill handle yourself]'s nude photos leaked! Hundreds pics inside!


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"BREAKING!!!
HUMANITY! MEET YOUR NEIGHBORS: 1000's OF ET VESSELS SIMULTANEOUSLY REVEALING THEMSELVES IN SKIES OVER EARTH!!!"

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From about 8 - 15 years old I had repeated dream of massive amounts of UFOs traveling across the horizon day and night. Maybe it was prophecy.
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State Funeral for First Black President Cancelled Due To Lack of Interest
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laugh
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SHOCKING VIDEO: St. Peter's Basilica, Temple Mount, Kaba, and Mahabodhi Temple Demolished by UN Task Force.

Hundreds of bulldozers and trucks swarm holiest sites of world's religions. Faithful planet wide stunned.
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SHOCKING..... Obama vanishes into thin air on live TV.
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State Funeral for First Black President Cancelled Due To Lack of Interest
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Would that validate you?
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Yes.
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Mecca Nuked from Orbit, Alien Invasion Imminent.
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This^
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You must be young. This election will change the direction of humanity. That's why I voted for Trump. You'll see more clearly as you get older, that these are the most important things for the future of mankind. It's mankind vs the money itself.
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Wow! Very well said.

Mankind vs The Money

I like it!

rockon
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Yes Anonymous Girl's posts indicate she is very young -under 30. I had no interest in politics at all until I was 30. I can't blame her for being "bored" because she has no idea how much is at stake this time.

Has only been through a few election cycles -and nothing seemed to change -but underneath they have been laying the groundwork for total takeover and destruction of HUMANITY.

YES - its now HUMANS versus Bankers and all who are bought and collude with them -politicians...etc...

TRUMP 2016 is a make it or break it proposition.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19876247


I'm 43. Politics/government = one great big ball of corruption. I'm not naive enough to believe that one man is going to change the path of TPTB.

The RNC already told you your vote doesn't matter.

And people certainly talk the talk about taking a stand if Trump doesn't get it, but it's very easy to say. A whole lot more goes into putting your money where your mouth is.
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Wow AG you look so much younger and also very pretty ... I never really looked before lol hf
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Alex Jones has Decided to be Bill Hicks Again
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Massive EMP destroys electronics all around the world:

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Tomato mutatation linked to over movement
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chuckle
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Eekers shaves her cute pussy! Pics now online!

cruise
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Assassination Attempt on Barack misses and hits Michelle!
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Tennis Star Anna Kornakova Will Have Sex With Joe in JT a GLPer. Doing it For Charity.
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Proof Obama born in Kenya. Ineligible to hold office. Constitutional crisis. All executive actions nullified, all bills signed into law reversed. Obama may face up to 536 years in prison.
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"Bush, Clintons, Obama & Admin arrested for treason. Republic restored!"
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World peace overrated.
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TONIGHT ON PAY-PER-VIEW: Live double execution of Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton for high treason.


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What headline would do it to you?
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Air force one crashed. No survivors.
Obama was traveling with his family, several democrat members of congress and presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton accompanied by Bill and Chelsea.
Funeral will be held... etc. etc.
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It also crashed into a full session of congress....
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Eekers shaves her cute pussy! Pics now online!

cruise
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You are so lucky Eekers hasn't seen this , she would spank you ....hiding
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