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No fap and anti masturbation propaganda

 
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"JERK IT"

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OP is correct.

From an engineering perspective we are biological machines designed to protect and carry around gonads, that is our highest purpose.

Our guts, our muscles, our eyes, and all other systems (even our brains) are secondary sysytems, that have evolved to best protect and use our gonads.

We are sperm on legs if you will.

Now heed this: Once the gonads are no longer exercised the whole set of other systems might as well perish, there is literally no longer a need for them.

So one would be wise to masturbate, and preferably have real intercourse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72041877


How do you explain Stephen Hawking, wheelchair bound for decades and surely not getting any, going strong at 74? Women who do not exercise their uteri also have long lives. Your theory is silly and self-serving.
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Hawking is "going strong" ? what drugs are you on ?
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Really? Masturbation is only exeptable in todays society. Its clear our society has been discredited for a long time. We know they dont have our best interests in mind. There for madterbation is wrong.
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Ah, the good old days where people did what they were told.
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Zinc can replenish you
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yep it's documented that not ejaculating at least once every 3 days (not sure the timeframe) can increase the risk of prostate or testicular cancer.
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hesright
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OP is correct.

From an engineering perspective we are biological machines designed to protect and carry around gonads, that is our highest purpose.

Our guts, our muscles, our eyes, and all other systems (even our brains) are secondary sysytems, that have evolved to best protect and use our gonads.

We are sperm on legs if you will.

Now heed this: Once the gonads are no longer exercised the whole set of other systems might as well perish, there is literally no longer a need for them.

So one would be wise to masturbate, and preferably have real intercourse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72041877


cruise

Sperm on legs had me dying. This needs to become a meme.
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Christianity is the root cause of thinking it's something bad or "sinful".

OP is right. Sex, and that includes fap, is natural and healthy.

Celibate ascetic monks/priests are the perfect chirstards. Just imitating Jewsus.

Why do you think there's so much raping of little boys in the RCC, they go nuts without sex/fap.
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Look what happened to catholic priest for denying their basic need "sex". Their sexuality became twisted and now the are attracted to little kids.
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Look what happened to catholic priest for denying their basic need "sex". Their sexuality became twisted and now the are attracted to little kids.
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It's not only that, as I pointed above. It also stems from this:

[link to imgur.com]
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fap
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Main supporter of NAMBLA:

[link to imgur.com]
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Damn. It got into my eye.
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It's a hard fact that rapes are lower in countries that allow people to watch porn.

The no fap adgenda people are feminist rape apologist cuckolds.
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It's hilarious to read what the anti-fappers write
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Please, the preferred term is "Fap deniers".

fapfapfap
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It's hilarious to read what the anti-fappers write
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Please, the preferred term is "Fap deniers".

:fapfapfap:
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


:beetlejuice:
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OP is correct.

From an engineering perspective we are biological machines designed to protect and carry around gonads, that is our highest purpose.

Our guts, our muscles, our eyes, and all other systems (even our brains) are secondary sysytems, that have evolved to best protect and use our gonads.

We are sperm on legs if you will.

Now heed this: Once the gonads are no longer exercised the whole set of other systems might as well perish, there is literally no longer a need for them.

So one would be wise to masturbate, and preferably have real intercourse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72041877


How do you explain Stephen Hawking, wheelchair bound for decades and surely not getting any, going strong at 74? Women who do not exercise their uteri also have long lives. Your theory is silly and self-serving.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71958591


Hawking is "going strong" ? what drugs are you on ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70360119


1rof1
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8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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Every sperm is sacred. 5a
Lot's of guilt ridden xtians on this forum.
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It's hilarious to read what the anti-fappers write
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45391633


Please, the preferred term is "Fap deniers".

fapfapfap
 Quoting: The Comedian :D


beetlejuice
 Quoting: DrunkBigfoot


fapcat
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8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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Look what happened to catholic priest for denying their basic need "sex". Their sexuality became twisted and now the are attracted to little kids.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72273055


It's not only that, as I pointed above. It also stems from this:

[link to imgur.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72300250


And the children of Israel took all the women of Midian captives, and their little ones (...) And Moses was wroth with the officers (...) And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? (...) Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:1-18

When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it (...) And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself. Deuteronomy 20:10-14

How shall we do for wives for them that remain, seeing we have sworn by the LORD that we will not give them of our daughters to wives? (...) And the congregation sent thither twelve thousand men of the valiantest, and commanded them, saying, Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead with the edge of the sword, with the women and the children. And this is the thing that ye shall do, Ye shall utterly destroy every male, and every woman that hath lain by man. And they found among the inhabitants of Jabeshgilead four hundred young virgins, that had known no man by lying with any male: and they brought them unto the camp to Shiloh. Judges 21:7-11
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Says the person who has never tried Nofap and masturvates daily. If you tried it, you would know that you become much happier and have an abundance of more energy. You stop putting women on a pedestal (which you are doing when you are masturbating), and the most important thing is the firmness of your mind. Your thoughts are clear and your path in life is so much simpler. Just by quitting this habit. It doesn't mean you are denying it, but rather USING the energy in a more productive way than shooting it in your tube sock so you can tranquilize yourself to sleep. If you really break it down, it sounds silly. Spend 30 min stroking your cock for 3-4 seconds of lustful pleasure or enjoy everyday feeling amazing! And you'll still go with masturbating.......Your choice.
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This is a fruitless argument. If one's energy is retarded by a controlling society with no opportunity for freedom of expression, it will more and more come out in perverse ways.

The root of the problem is freedom.
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Apparently you don't understand. It could very easily come out as perversion if you hold it in and don't masturbate. But the whole point of not masturbating is to give you WAY more energy to throw into what you are passionate about. If you are just sitting around, watching tv, not doing anything and not masturbating the energy has to find an outlet. If you are spending 10-15 hours a day expending the extra energy on something you are passionate about, then it's not going to manifest as perversion. In fact, a lot of times you stop thinking about sex completely. It actually freaks you out because you aren't used to not putting that as your main goal in life. But then you realize, I am enjoying this extra energy while accomplishing way more. It's a complete mindset change. All the wankers will happily stay stuck in their first chakras for the rest of their lives and never be truly happy. Because they have never gone higher than that of animalistic desires.
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This is a fruitless argument. If one's energy is retarded by a controlling society with no opportunity for freedom of expression, it will more and more come out in perverse ways.

The root of the problem is freedom.
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So we shouldnt have freedom?

spock
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Apparently you don't understand. It could very easily come out as perversion if you hold it in and don't masturbate. But the whole point of not masturbating is to give you WAY more energy to throw into what you are passionate about. If you are just sitting around, watching tv, not doing anything and not masturbating the energy has to find an outlet. If you are spending 10-15 hours a day expending the extra energy on something you are passionate about, then it's not going to manifest as perversion. In fact, a lot of times you stop thinking about sex completely. It actually freaks you out because you aren't used to not putting that as your main goal in life. But then you realize, I am enjoying this extra energy while accomplishing way more. It's a complete mindset change. All the wankers will happily stay stuck in their first chakras for the rest of their lives and never be truly happy. Because they have never gone higher than that of animalistic desires.
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That was exactly my point. Perhaps it was not made clearly. Perhaps 'freedom' should be changed to 'right understanding'.

But the point is, the kids these days , their minds are being moulded by the environment which they are brought in to. So they never really have the freedom to figure these things out. Not without a whole lot of suffering. Thats why the so - called 'responsible adults' of today, who see nothing wrong with the current society, are guilty.
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Masturbation is a sin. God let me know this. When stopping I experienced demonic attacks trying to get me to start again, and still do occasionally get attacked. I urge you all to try stopping for an extended period of time, and see what happens.
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This is a fruitless argument. If one's energy is retarded by a controlling society with no opportunity for freedom of expression, it will more and more come out in perverse ways.

The root of the problem is freedom.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72144900


So we shouldnt have freedom?

spock
 Quoting: Lime Flavoured Redux


No, we should have freedom. Freedom to have the experiences that we want, and to learn from them.

You might say; "We have that now!"

There needs to be a reset. There are too many 'unpunished crimes' 'polluting' the world. There is a karmic burden being placed unfairly on the youth. It is the burden of all the previous generations who have hidden these sins 'under the rug'.

Guilt, fear of crimes being discovered; This can be hidden to an extent. But it does take a massive tole on our behaviour and development, and to the very perceptive, these subtle difference are obvious. It is the idea of being guilt free as acting in'grace', whereas to be acting with a guilty conscience is 'clumsy', out of harmony, non-productive, delaying the inevitable...wasting time.
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I hate fapping but if i don't do i will surely die.
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"JERK IT"

5a
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Wasn't that a Michael Jackson hit in the 80's or 90's?

I give this thread 5 faps!

jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit jerkit
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I hate fapping but if i don't do i will surely die.
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That's a Peter Pan stage show thing, right?
"Everyone fap, or Tinker Bell will die!"
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8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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Says the person who has never tried Nofap and masturvates daily. If you tried it, you would know that you become much happier and have an abundance of more energy. You stop putting women on a pedestal (which you are doing when you are masturbating), and the most important thing is the firmness of your mind. Your thoughts are clear and your path in life is so much simpler. Just by quitting this habit. It doesn't mean you are denying it, but rather USING the energy in a more productive way than shooting it in your tube sock so you can tranquilize yourself to sleep. If you really break it down, it sounds silly. Spend 30 min stroking your cock for 3-4 seconds of lustful pleasure or enjoy everyday feeling amazing! And you'll still go with masturbating.......Your choice.
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You started with sand paper and now you have nothing left.

Am I right?
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‘There are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.’ - General Mattis, USMC

8 U.S.C. § 1182(f)
Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.

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